Positivity and Funnies: Howl-O-ween funnehs

It might be only September, but does that really matter? Hell no! Halloween, aka spooky season is here! Decor, movies, candy galore? It’s never too early to get excited for Halloween, it’s also never too early nor too late for the funnies! Here we go!

“I don’t like horror movies.”

…. awkward *eye twitches*

I freaking hate it when this happens! That’s why you should never wash your mask Jason!

It’s never too early for Halloween dammit!!!

This sounds like a fun project for the whole family! (Your neighbors will love you and appreciate you for this)! 😁

This is what horror villains do for fun! 😂

Oh my gosh they are just so VERY “friendly”! Uh… Hm…

Here’s the truth about vampires and why they’re not fun to be with: they all suck!

Hey, it’s what I do! It really does work! 👍

If it makes you happy and it doesn’t hurt anyone, then why not? (Unless if you enjoy killing people like Jason Vorhees or Michael Myers… *gulp*).

The definition of Creepypasta can have emphasis and class, right?

Have a nice night everyone!

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Weekly Funnies- Fall Fashionistas!!!

30475fabbf2bb24bc7daff3dfccce061         Ahhhh, can you feel it? The gentle autumn breeze that has that cold crispness that you can feel in your nostrils and lungs. Fresh, rejuvenated, free… How about the sweet smell of Pumpkin spice, apple cinnamon, or perhaps fresh pine? Can you see the cute fall apparel lining the shelves that will bring on the warm fuzzies? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Autumn is here! Sooner or later, it’s going to be Winter!

Whoa, hold on there! We shouldn’t skip ahead just yet. Let’s just stay in the here and in the now, where all of the other looney fall lovers are! Anyway… here are a few looneys who stick out from the crowd!

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Oh my… nothing is getting in the way of this pumpkin prince, I errr mean bad-ass warrior.

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Well it looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the leaf pile! XD

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Ohhhh come now! Autumn is NOT that bad… is it?

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Pedal to the metal baby! Woo!

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This is exactly how I felt as soon as the summer solstice came. >.<

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 Very punny autumn kitteh. XD

I hope you all have a wonderful pumpkin spice filled day!

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Weekly Funnies- More Boxer Funnies

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It’s that time of week again ladies and gentlemen… It’s time to —>>>> Bring on the funnies… bring it, bring it, BRING IT!!!!

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 “Mom, are we there yet?????”

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This is the perfect hide and seek spot! No one will ever find me here!

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Objective: obtain ball. Obstacle: massive pool of death. Tools: Oversized swimming goggles. “Let’s do this!!!”

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“Dad! I can’t see through the window, your head is in the way!”

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“Ooooo!!! What is that? What is THAT! What what what is… THAT!?”


I hope you enjoyed these weekly funnies with love, light, and wiggly tails.

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Weekly Funnies- Take the UNI in Unicorns

Good evening everyone! It’s been quite a while since I have done any kind of funnies, but hey, late is better than never! … Right? *crickets*

Eh well, time for a new topic for the weekly funnies. Hm… we’ve done cats, dogs, frogs, crazy weather, and other wild animals… but what about unicorns? NO I’m NOT talking about my Little Pony god dammit. If that’s what you’re looking for then you’re not at the right post! Sorry!

Anyway, enough of this gobbledygook, let’s get into the funnies!

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Well… he (or she, they, er…) is not lying!

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Oh… *crickets* *desperatelytryingsohardnottolaugh*

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Pfft!!! Look out there world! No one can handle me and my badassetry!!!

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How did I get myself into this position in the firstplace??? *hoofpalm*

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“And I’m on tonight and you know my hips don’t lie and I’m starting to feel it’s right! All the attraction, the tension! Don’t you see baby that this is perfection?” 

Ok, I just HAD to throw Shakira lyrics in there. It’s too perfect!

You are all beautiful and fabulous no matter what age, shape, size color, (and species, just kidding), you are! I hope that I was able to spread some laughter and smiles to you all! I hope you have a wonderful evening!


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Weekly Funnies: More Positive Poetry with Swear Words

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Always

Stay

Sassy.


Joking

Always

Creates

Kindness

And makes

Sweet

Sounds of laughter.


Don’t you dare

Underestimate

Me

Because I will

Always

Smile

Sweetly.


All

Seriousness aside

Sending

Haters

Away makes me

Smile

Sweetly.


Always

Seeing

Someone

Happy

Only

Leaves me feeling

Ever so happy.


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Weekly Funnies- Positive Poetry Using Swear Words

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Friends do

Understand you

Completely &

Kindly


See what

Happens

It could

Totally blow you away.


Being

Irritated all the time

Takes away

Complete control of your

Happiness.


Have you

Ever

Looked at yourself saying

Loving myself is important.


Don’t give

Any power to

Major

Negativity


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Weekly Funnies- Silly Fluffy Kitties

Happy new week everyone! Now, I usually make a lot of posts about dogs and other quirky little critters, but I have yet to really dive into another kind of critter… cats! Kittens, cuties, etc. So, to help brighten up your week (whether if it was rough or not), here are a few silly kitties here to make you smile.

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Kittens are like chips, you can’t only just have one!

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Wassup??? DJ Kool Kat is here, making some awesome beats for ya’ll!

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Talk to the paw!

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Can I please have some catnip? Please, please, please? I’ve been really good!

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I think this might be a new yoga pose! “The sleeping cat” pose.

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I’mma clamshell kitty!

I hope these feline faces brightened up your day!

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