Weekly Funnies- Pre-winter funnies

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Winter is indeed coming… are you all ready for it? Well if you are, great! If not, stow ahead! Would some funnies make the chill a little bit less harsh?

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“Yeah, sure thing boss! I’ll be there in 23 years!”

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*sniffle* That was the most beautiful winter poem I have ever heard in my life! *sniffle*

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What???? There’s no app for this???? Screw Apple and Android!

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Come on Jeeves!!! Chop chop!

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It’s ‘shovellin’, not shufflin’. Gosh!

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A-freaking-dorable!!!!!

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At the end of the day… a warm butt is all that matters. XD

May all of your hearts be warm like this cat’s butt. Stay warm, stay safe, stay positive.

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Weekly Funnies- What? MORE Corny Jokes?

Here we go again folks! And you thought there couldn’t be anymore corny jokes… Haha! Bring on the funnies. I mean, bring on the really corny funnies!  3… 2… 1… GO!

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This is far too cute not to like.

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It’s Halloween everyday y’all!

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The best kind of potato in this universe.

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Awwww… hey, look on the bright side! At least the cow doesn’t need to lean down to eat.

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Hey, it’s not everyday that you get to see an ice cream cone pretend to be a walrus!

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Oh my word…

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Hahaha, I see what you did there!

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A god, this is gonna get ugly…

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Noooo!!! No!!! Anything, anything but the Deviled Eggs! >.<


Alright guys, I hope you enjoyed these funnies, corny or not. Much love and light to you.

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No Need to Justify

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There is no need to explain the weather.

I did not create the snow.

There is no need to explain the seasons.

I am not the creator of eternal beauty.

There is no need to explain rain, winds, and snow.

I can not explain it’s happenings.

There is no need to explain why things happen.

I do not hold all control.

There is no need to explain life.

I do not hold all of the answers.

There is no need for me to explain my state of being.

It just is as I find my peace within the snow.

I won’t justify what I love.

For what I love is infinite beyond you can I.


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Purple Snow

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Purple Snow

It’s a substance unlike any other.

I just cannot take my eyes off of it.

So harsh to the touch yet it warms my heart.

Bundles of icy pearls mesmerize me. 

Lavender, icy blues, sugary whites.

Endless riches and goods are meaningless. 

Gold and jewels are worth nothing more than lead.

I’ll sacrifice my soul for this treasure.

I’ll never forget my first purple snow.

I found the love of my life and much more.


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