Seasons always change.
No drop, leaf, nor snowflake remains.
There are no mistakes.
Nothing ever remains the same.
And neither do we.
Tag: #snow
Weekly Funnies- Pre-winter funnies
Winter is indeed coming… are you all ready for it? Well if you are, great! If not, stow ahead! Would some funnies make the chill a little bit less harsh?
“Yeah, sure thing boss! I’ll be there in 23 years!”
*sniffle* That was the most beautiful winter poem I have ever heard in my life! *sniffle*
What???? There’s no app for this???? Screw Apple and Android!
Come on Jeeves!!! Chop chop!
It’s ‘shovellin’, not shufflin’. Gosh!
A-freaking-dorable!!!!!
At the end of the day… a warm butt is all that matters. XD
May all of your hearts be warm like this cat’s butt. Stay warm, stay safe, stay positive.
Weekly Funnies- What? MORE Corny Jokes?
Here we go again folks! And you thought there couldn’t be anymore corny jokes… Haha! Bring on the funnies. I mean, bring on the really corny funnies! 3… 2… 1… GO!
This is far too cute not to like.
It’s Halloween everyday y’all!
The best kind of potato in this universe.
Awwww… hey, look on the bright side! At least the cow doesn’t need to lean down to eat.
Hey, it’s not everyday that you get to see an ice cream cone pretend to be a walrus!
Oh my word…
Hahaha, I see what you did there!
A god, this is gonna get ugly…
Noooo!!! No!!! Anything, anything but the Deviled Eggs! >.<
Alright guys, I hope you enjoyed these funnies, corny or not. Much love and light to you.
No Need to Justify
There is no need to explain the weather.
I did not create the snow.
There is no need to explain the seasons.
I am not the creator of eternal beauty.
There is no need to explain rain, winds, and snow.
I can not explain it’s happenings.
There is no need to explain why things happen.
I do not hold all control.
There is no need to explain life.
I do not hold all of the answers.
There is no need for me to explain my state of being.
It just is as I find my peace within the snow.
I won’t justify what I love.
For what I love is infinite beyond you can I.
Chilled
Cast my body;
Hold me between a time flux.
It’s for my own well being.
Love is as precious as sharp ice.
Loneliness bares the dastardly curse of the sun.
Everything shines clear underneath a sheet of ice.
Death cannot keep its grip on me if I’m frozen below the sheet casted around me.
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Purple Snow
Purple Snow
It’s a substance unlike any other.
I just cannot take my eyes off of it.
So harsh to the touch yet it warms my heart.
Bundles of icy pearls mesmerize me.
Lavender, icy blues, sugary whites.
Endless riches and goods are meaningless.
Gold and jewels are worth nothing more than lead.
I’ll sacrifice my soul for this treasure.
I’ll never forget my first purple snow.
I found the love of my life and much more.
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Snow
Sweet snow upon my lips.
She’s now here with me.
You are finally here.
Here with me at last.
Pure white from the divine.
Clean from all evil.
Yet, you’re fully balanced.
I cannot explain that.
Speechless, stunning, beauty.
Warmth from within to last.
This is all I’ll ever need.
-Alex
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The Frost and Fire
It is he who walks the earth of clouds, rain, and fire.
It is she who is of snow, ice, and frost.
It is he who controls the winds, floods, tornadoes, and wildfires.
It is she who casts blizzards, snow storms, and hell frozen rain.
It is he who creates the steam, the mist, the fog, and the smoke and ashes from above.
It is she who creates the flurries, the jagged ice shards, and shows the magic of the sun reflecting from pure white snow below.
It is he who loves her with the fiery passion from the sun within his veins.
It is she who loves him from the gentle frosty lights that sparkle within her heart.
It is they who join one hand and hand for this dance.
A dance of a lifetime.
A dance made from eternal infinite love.
The fire from within him does not cause her to fade and melt away.
The ice from within her does not douse the burning passion from within.
They compliment each other in every and any single way known to the universe.
It is they who have existed since the beginning of time.
It is they who continue to rule and revolve around us.
It is they that help keep balance, love, and light at a constant rate.
It is they whom take place in many tales made many moons ago.
They are within us all.
Unity.
One.
-Alex
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Weekly Funnies- Wild Weather Weirdness
Do you ever think it’s possible that crummy weather can be a sign of good or bad juju? For some, it could mean bad traffic and accidents, flooding, dogs trailing mud into the house, or the worst of it all… wet shoes and socks. For others it could mean well watered gardens and crops, washing dirt off a car, saving a place from a drought, or an awesome ingredient to a beautiful spring and summer. Now, for these folks… I can’t tell if its good or bad juju. I think you’ll have to be the judge on that one!
Oh, how convenient! Thanks for giving my train a wash, it’s less work for me to do.
There’s nothing more relaxing than taking a nice, long sleep in the rain.
Catching the waves is overrated, belly flop snow surfing is where its at!
Merry Christmas? I never knew someone could find so much joy making snow angels out of foam peanuts. I know, let’s give him bubble wrap for his birthday!
Oh dear god that’s a huge puddle!!!
Enjoy the weather! Keep your head high whether the weather is rain or shine! Please stay safe everyone.
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Weekly Funnies- Dogs of Winter
The New Year has started and 2016 has come and gone… however there is one detail that just about everyone refuses to face- it’s still winter! Yeah, it’s still cold and it will continue to be cold for quite some time. Snow will fall and ice will form with clumsy drivers two and fro. It really isn’t that bad though, despite what it seems. The winter can be a lot of fun for some folks! Especially for these furry buddies.
White slushy ices is much for soothing and therapeutic for a dog’s tummy than a shag carpet any day.
Don’t worry Mom, I’ll get it all done before you know it!
Omg omg omg this is the best day ever! I love running around in the snow with Batman PJs. They are da bomb!
Alright, here I go! *ploof* Ah shit I’m stuck.
Think fast kid!
Stampede!!!
You know the furbabies have been out too long when they make a huge tread in several feet of snow.
I hope these furry friends have showed you just how much fun the winter can be! Much love and light everyone.
-Alex
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