Weekly Funnies- Pre-winter funnies

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Winter is indeed coming… are you all ready for it? Well if you are, great! If not, stow ahead! Would some funnies make the chill a little bit less harsh?

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“Yeah, sure thing boss! I’ll be there in 23 years!”

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*sniffle* That was the most beautiful winter poem I have ever heard in my life! *sniffle*

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What???? There’s no app for this???? Screw Apple and Android!

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Come on Jeeves!!! Chop chop!

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It’s ‘shovellin’, not shufflin’. Gosh!

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A-freaking-dorable!!!!!

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At the end of the day… a warm butt is all that matters. XD

May all of your hearts be warm like this cat’s butt. Stay warm, stay safe, stay positive.

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Weekly Funnies- What? MORE Corny Jokes?

Here we go again folks! And you thought there couldn’t be anymore corny jokes… Haha! Bring on the funnies. I mean, bring on the really corny funnies!  3… 2… 1… GO!

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This is far too cute not to like.

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It’s Halloween everyday y’all!

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The best kind of potato in this universe.

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Awwww… hey, look on the bright side! At least the cow doesn’t need to lean down to eat.

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Hey, it’s not everyday that you get to see an ice cream cone pretend to be a walrus!

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Oh my word…

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Hahaha, I see what you did there!

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A god, this is gonna get ugly…

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Noooo!!! No!!! Anything, anything but the Deviled Eggs! >.<


Alright guys, I hope you enjoyed these funnies, corny or not. Much love and light to you.

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No Need to Justify

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There is no need to explain the weather.

I did not create the snow.

There is no need to explain the seasons.

I am not the creator of eternal beauty.

There is no need to explain rain, winds, and snow.

I can not explain it’s happenings.

There is no need to explain why things happen.

I do not hold all control.

There is no need to explain life.

I do not hold all of the answers.

There is no need for me to explain my state of being.

It just is as I find my peace within the snow.

I won’t justify what I love.

For what I love is infinite beyond you can I.


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Chilled

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Cast my body;

Hold me between a time flux.

It’s for my own well being.

Love is as precious as sharp ice.

Loneliness bares the dastardly curse of the sun.

Everything shines clear underneath a sheet of ice.

Death cannot keep its grip on me if I’m frozen below the sheet casted around me.

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Purple Snow

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Purple Snow

It’s a substance unlike any other.

I just cannot take my eyes off of it.

So harsh to the touch yet it warms my heart.

Bundles of icy pearls mesmerize me. 

Lavender, icy blues, sugary whites.

Endless riches and goods are meaningless. 

Gold and jewels are worth nothing more than lead.

I’ll sacrifice my soul for this treasure.

I’ll never forget my first purple snow.

I found the love of my life and much more.


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Sweet snow upon my lips.

She’s now here with me.

You are finally here.

Here with me at last.

Pure white from the divine.

Clean from all evil.

Yet, you’re fully balanced.

I cannot explain that.

Speechless, stunning, beauty.

Warmth from within to last.

This is all I’ll ever need.

-Alex

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The Frost and Fire

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It is he who walks the earth of clouds, rain, and fire.

It is she who is of snow, ice, and frost.

It is he who controls the winds, floods, tornadoes, and wildfires.

It is she who casts blizzards, snow storms, and hell frozen rain.

It is he who creates the steam, the mist, the fog, and the smoke and ashes from above.

It is she who creates the flurries, the jagged ice shards, and shows the magic of the sun reflecting from pure white snow below.

It is he who loves her with the fiery passion from the sun within his veins. 

It is she who loves him from the gentle frosty lights that sparkle within her heart.

It is they who join one hand and hand for this dance.

A dance of a lifetime.

A dance made from eternal infinite love.

The fire from within him does not cause her to fade and melt away.

The ice from within her does not douse the burning passion from within.

They compliment each other in every and any single way known to the universe.

It is they who have existed since the beginning of time.

It is they who continue to rule and revolve around us.

It is they that help keep balance, love, and light at a constant rate.

It is they whom take place in many tales made many moons ago.

They are within us all.

Unity.

One.

-Alex

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