Ohhhhhh myyyyy! It’s been far too long since I’ve posted anything in regards to horror funnies. For those who love horror, humor (explicit or not), and memes, this is for you!
Alright Twilight haters, do you find this to be a true statement?
It’s the Hashslingingslasher!!! Oh wait… no it’s not. It’s Nosferatu! ❤
*wink wink* *nudge nudge* Pun intended! XD
Horror lovers don’t sneeze like other people, they ‘Ah-Ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah-oo!!’
Sorry ladies, you’re shit out of luck when this guy is around.
Telling scary stories pupper-style!
Chair: Uhhhhh… I can explain!
Heather: I don’t want to even hear it….
Can’t we just get along and kill on the same day? It’s a win win!
Have a KILLER day everyone! (I’m not funny, but I try my best)
Hey! Hey! Hey! What kind of fucketry is this?
I’ll tell you what kind of fucketry this is… well, obviously the best kind of fucketry!
Now let’s get to it.
It’s kind of hard not to be docile if you can’t see beyond your own warm and cuddly fluff.
Okie dokie. Fair enough.
I fucking love nature!!!!!
What kind of sorcery is this???
Hey, does anyone know WTF is?
What? It’s just as innocent as Where’s The Food!
Who wants to go monster bus trucking???
This is something you’ll keep in mind when you’re telling your kids about Santa Claus! (AHEM! don’t forget to write this down)
Aw, it’s not a Where’s The Food tree, nor is it the Wednesday Thursday Friday tree. This tree is a wet blanket!
I didn’t do it!!!
Yeah! It’s me, myself, and I!
I hope you enjoyed the funnies! Have a lovely day.
Have you ever noticed that majority of the fails you see are outdoor related? Majority of outdoor fails happen with people doing stuff outdoors, I know it! If you don’t believe me, here are a few fails to help prove that theory!
Ten out of ten!!!
This isn’t swimming man! Get it together!
Hay bail riding (more like crashing) to the literal sense of the word.
Nailed it! Kayaking done right! XD
Ya know, there’s this thing we have on our faces called eyes! Use them!
Oh shit! Ooooooo!!! Right where it counts. >.<
How does this even happen???
Monday hitting me in the face like…
Hey, I’m going to be honest about something. I guarantee that if I were to do the same things that these folks are doing, then I’d probably fail at it too! But, at least its fun to watch whether if its you or someone else. XD You gotta learn to laugh at yourself every once in a while.
Heya! How are you doing this week? Whether its rough or wonderful, why not take a moment and enjoy some funnies? It’s time to take a break from everyday worries and bring on the funnies! Sit back, relax, and enjoy! =)
No touchy touchy… guard dogs on site.
Wtf man??? That ain’t right!
Uh oh! Who’s in the doghouse now???
First your late, now you’ve been petting another dog??? Oooooo you’re gonna get it now!
Kinky? No…. awkward… get this thing off of me!
Doge for president!!!!!! Woo woo woo!!!!
Can you tell how much fun I am having? I’m having a ball.
How dare you trick me? Ohhhh you’re going to get it now! Say goodbye to your brand new slippers.
I need oxygen!! *sprays febreeze frantically*
Have a wonderful day, evening, or afternoon wherever you are! Don’t work too hard. 😉
Winter is indeed coming… are you all ready for it? Well if you are, great! If not, stow ahead! Would some funnies make the chill a little bit less harsh?
“Yeah, sure thing boss! I’ll be there in 23 years!”
*sniffle* That was the most beautiful winter poem I have ever heard in my life! *sniffle*
What???? There’s no app for this???? Screw Apple and Android!
Come on Jeeves!!! Chop chop!
It’s ‘shovellin’, not shufflin’. Gosh!
At the end of the day… a warm butt is all that matters. XD
May all of your hearts be warm like this cat’s butt. Stay warm, stay safe, stay positive.
Here we go again folks! And you thought there couldn’t be anymore corny jokes… Haha! Bring on the funnies. I mean, bring on the really corny funnies! 3… 2… 1… GO!
This is far too cute not to like.
It’s Halloween everyday y’all!
The best kind of potato in this universe.
Awwww… hey, look on the bright side! At least the cow doesn’t need to lean down to eat.
Hey, it’s not everyday that you get to see an ice cream cone pretend to be a walrus!
Oh my word…
Hahaha, I see what you did there!
A god, this is gonna get ugly…
Noooo!!! No!!! Anything, anything but the Deviled Eggs! >.<
Alright guys, I hope you enjoyed these funnies, corny or not. Much love and light to you.
There’s nothing wrong with a little bit of ‘adult’ humor, is there? At least to a certain extent. Majority of the funnies on this site are cute and or innocent (to an extent minus the fowl language… get it? ‘Fowl’ language? I’m not funny…) so maybe it’s time to take things up a notch? Nothing tasteless will be posted, I promise (no need to get your panties in a bunch *cough*).
Harty-har-har-har… very PUNNY
Amirite????? XD…. *crickets*
I don’t want you blowing up my phone like how mom does. You’re embarrassing meeeee!!!!
Very clever Mr. Minion.
Wait! I’m not overweight, I just have a lot of hair! I swear it!
This is the oldest trick in the book. How many of you failed at this test?
Alright, who passed this test? Anyone? *crickets*
I hope that I was able to make you smile or chuckle just a little bit tonight. Love and light to all…