It might be only September, but does that really matter? Hell no! Halloween, aka spooky season is here! Decor, movies, candy galore? It’s never too early to get excited for Halloween, it’s also never too early nor too late for the funnies! Here we go!
“I don’t like horror movies.”
…. awkward *eye twitches*
I freaking hate it when this happens! That’s why you should never wash your mask Jason!
It’s never too early for Halloween dammit!!!
This sounds like a fun project for the whole family! (Your neighbors will love you and appreciate you for this)! 😁
This is what horror villains do for fun! 😂
Oh my gosh they are just so VERY “friendly”! Uh… Hm…
Here’s the truth about vampires and why they’re not fun to be with: they all suck!
Hey, it’s what I do! It really does work! 👍
If it makes you happy and it doesn’t hurt anyone, then why not? (Unless if you enjoy killing people like Jason Vorhees or Michael Myers… *gulp*).
The definition of Creepypasta can have emphasis and class, right?
Have a nice night everyone!
Hey Spring! Where are you???? These funnies are very very relatable to how this transition from Winter to Spring has been this year. I hope you’re ready for this.
Beware, spring critters will soon be on the prawl!
Very punny, right? =D
You might want to read that twice!
To be honest, after that whole Polar Vortex thing, wouldn’t you do the same thing too?
Hey, at least it’s not snow, right?
Haha! I knew it!
Hey, at least it’s not snow, right?
Anyway, I hope everyone has a wonderful week!
Oh god… it’s here… it’s FINALLY here!!! It’s Autumn!! Who’s ready for some Fall Funnies???
Here we go!
Sing it everybody! 1, 2, 3, 4!
That’s right! I’m the cutest drink that you’ll ever find! (And, I’m also limited edition)
Pug: “I disagree with Mr. Spiky latte there. PUG-in spice lattes are the best of the best!”
Omg, it’s here!!! Run for your lives!!!
Yeah… I wouldn’t count on it!
Well, that took an unexpected turn. >.<
Who’s ready for Halloween???? =D
7 more days… 7… more… days… are you ready for this?
Ohhhhhh myyyyy! It’s been far too long since I’ve posted anything in regards to horror funnies. For those who love horror, humor (explicit or not), and memes, this is for you!
Alright Twilight haters, do you find this to be a true statement?
It’s the Hashslingingslasher!!! Oh wait… no it’s not. It’s Nosferatu! ❤
*wink wink* *nudge nudge* Pun intended! XD
Horror lovers don’t sneeze like other people, they ‘Ah-Ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah-oo!!’
Sorry ladies, you’re shit out of luck when this guy is around.
Telling scary stories pupper-style!
Chair: Uhhhhh… I can explain!
Heather: I don’t want to even hear it….
Can’t we just get along and kill on the same day? It’s a win win!
Have a KILLER day everyone! (I’m not funny, but I try my best)
Hey! Hey! Hey! What kind of fucketry is this?
I’ll tell you what kind of fucketry this is… well, obviously the best kind of fucketry!
Now let’s get to it.
It’s kind of hard not to be docile if you can’t see beyond your own warm and cuddly fluff.
Okie dokie. Fair enough.
I fucking love nature!!!!!
What kind of sorcery is this???
Hey, does anyone know WTF is?
What? It’s just as innocent as Where’s The Food!
Who wants to go monster bus trucking???
This is something you’ll keep in mind when you’re telling your kids about Santa Claus! (AHEM! don’t forget to write this down)
Aw, it’s not a Where’s The Food tree, nor is it the Wednesday Thursday Friday tree. This tree is a wet blanket!
I didn’t do it!!!
Yeah! It’s me, myself, and I!
I hope you enjoyed the funnies! Have a lovely day.
Have you ever noticed that majority of the fails you see are outdoor related? Majority of outdoor fails happen with people doing stuff outdoors, I know it! If you don’t believe me, here are a few fails to help prove that theory!
Ten out of ten!!!
This isn’t swimming man! Get it together!
Hay bail riding (more like crashing) to the literal sense of the word.
Nailed it! Kayaking done right! XD
Ya know, there’s this thing we have on our faces called eyes! Use them!
Oh shit! Ooooooo!!! Right where it counts. >.<
How does this even happen???
Monday hitting me in the face like…
Hey, I’m going to be honest about something. I guarantee that if I were to do the same things that these folks are doing, then I’d probably fail at it too! But, at least its fun to watch whether if its you or someone else. XD You gotta learn to laugh at yourself every once in a while.
Heya! How are you doing this week? Whether its rough or wonderful, why not take a moment and enjoy some funnies? It’s time to take a break from everyday worries and bring on the funnies! Sit back, relax, and enjoy! =)
No touchy touchy… guard dogs on site.
Wtf man??? That ain’t right!
Uh oh! Who’s in the doghouse now???
First your late, now you’ve been petting another dog??? Oooooo you’re gonna get it now!
Kinky? No…. awkward… get this thing off of me!
Doge for president!!!!!! Woo woo woo!!!!
Can you tell how much fun I am having? I’m having a ball.
How dare you trick me? Ohhhh you’re going to get it now! Say goodbye to your brand new slippers.
I need oxygen!! *sprays febreeze frantically*
Have a wonderful day, evening, or afternoon wherever you are! Don’t work too hard. 😉
Winter is indeed coming… are you all ready for it? Well if you are, great! If not, stow ahead! Would some funnies make the chill a little bit less harsh?
“Yeah, sure thing boss! I’ll be there in 23 years!”
*sniffle* That was the most beautiful winter poem I have ever heard in my life! *sniffle*
What???? There’s no app for this???? Screw Apple and Android!
Come on Jeeves!!! Chop chop!
It’s ‘shovellin’, not shufflin’. Gosh!
At the end of the day… a warm butt is all that matters. XD
May all of your hearts be warm like this cat’s butt. Stay warm, stay safe, stay positive.
Here we go again folks! And you thought there couldn’t be anymore corny jokes… Haha! Bring on the funnies. I mean, bring on the really corny funnies! 3… 2… 1… GO!
This is far too cute not to like.
It’s Halloween everyday y’all!
The best kind of potato in this universe.
Awwww… hey, look on the bright side! At least the cow doesn’t need to lean down to eat.
Hey, it’s not everyday that you get to see an ice cream cone pretend to be a walrus!
Oh my word…
Hahaha, I see what you did there!
A god, this is gonna get ugly…
Noooo!!! No!!! Anything, anything but the Deviled Eggs! >.<
Alright guys, I hope you enjoyed these funnies, corny or not. Much love and light to you.