Positivity and Funnies: Holiday Memes

We’re almost done with 2020 and boy it’s been a year for the history books. What is desperately needed now is some positivity and funnies! The holidays are finally here so you know what that means, holiday memes! Let’s get started on some holiday funnies!

Ouch! I have to admit that it’s National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation pretty right?

Why give away a perfectly good brick?

Hey! That’s not Santa, quick! Hide the cookies, it’s a trash panda!

One of them is cuter and definitely funnier than the other. I’d rather have the lizard than the boxed whatever hahaha.

“Don’t lie! You have an extra batch of cookies for Santa paws, right?”

Haters gonna hate and I’m gonna ice skate!

I thought this was supposed to be a quick gig Martha!

I hope y’all enjoyed these festive funnies! I also hope that everyone has a wonderful day!

Positivity and Funnies: Zombies!!!!

With how everything has been over the past few months, why not share a few laughs with a few zombie memes? It’s silly, horror themed for the horror fam, and some of them are just so darn cute! Let’s take a moment from the stressful news and brighten up your day with something silly (possibly bringing things that were once dead in the meme world… double the undead process!!)

Good god the myth of hungry zombie kitties are true! Feed them on time or else! 😱
Do you ever get that spine tingling (or in this case ‘munching’ feeling) that something is watching you?
Look on the bright side, at least we will all be eaten equally in the zombie apocalypse. There will be no need for protests on food chain discrimination here!
I thought that death was supposed to look scary…
Here’s an interesting game: you can only pick three things in your home that you can use during the zombie apocalypse. Will you start off as the people on top, or as the people on the bottom? The choice is yours!
The undead MUST have a sense of fashion! Do you still take selfies?

Oh no honey this has nothing to do with bath salts… the first step to recovery is acceptance and you must accept that you are a zombie. 😂

Who keeps calm anymore????? I don’t!!!

I hope you enjoyed this short bit of funnies! Stay safe and have a wonderful evening.

Positivity and Funnies: Howl-O-ween funnehs

It might be only September, but does that really matter? Hell no! Halloween, aka spooky season is here! Decor, movies, candy galore? It’s never too early to get excited for Halloween, it’s also never too early nor too late for the funnies! Here we go!

“I don’t like horror movies.”

…. awkward *eye twitches*

I freaking hate it when this happens! That’s why you should never wash your mask Jason!

It’s never too early for Halloween dammit!!!

This sounds like a fun project for the whole family! (Your neighbors will love you and appreciate you for this)! 😁

This is what horror villains do for fun! 😂

Oh my gosh they are just so VERY “friendly”! Uh… Hm…

Here’s the truth about vampires and why they’re not fun to be with: they all suck!

Hey, it’s what I do! It really does work! 👍

If it makes you happy and it doesn’t hurt anyone, then why not? (Unless if you enjoy killing people like Jason Vorhees or Michael Myers… *gulp*).

The definition of Creepypasta can have emphasis and class, right?

Have a nice night everyone!

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Positivity and Funnies: Is Spring Here Yet???

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Hey Spring! Where are you???? These funnies are very very relatable to how this transition from Winter to Spring has been this year. I hope you’re ready for this.

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Beware, spring critters will soon be on the prawl!

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Yeeeeeeee!!!!!

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Very punny, right? =D

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You might want to read that twice!

To be honest, after that whole Polar Vortex thing, wouldn’t you do the same thing too?

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Hey, at least it’s not snow, right?

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Haha! I knew it!

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Hey, at least it’s not snow, right?

Anyway, I hope everyone has a wonderful week!

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Positivity and Funnies- Fall is ‘Where it’s at’

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Oh god… it’s here… it’s FINALLY here!!! It’s Autumn!! Who’s ready for some Fall Funnies???

Here we go!

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Sing it everybody! 1, 2, 3, 4!

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That’s right! I’m the cutest drink that you’ll ever find! (And, I’m also limited edition)

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Pug: “I disagree with Mr. Spiky latte there. PUG-in spice lattes are the best of the best!”

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Omg, it’s here!!! Run for your lives!!!

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Yeah… I wouldn’t count on it!

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Well, that took an unexpected turn. >.<

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Who’s ready for Halloween???? =D

7 more days… 7… more… days… are you ready for this?

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Positivity and Funnies- Horror Funnies at Their Finest! (Here we go again)

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Ohhhhhh myyyyy! It’s been far too long since I’ve posted anything in regards to horror funnies. For those who love horror, humor (explicit or not), and memes, this is for you!

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Alright Twilight haters, do you find this to be a true statement?

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It’s the Hashslingingslasher!!! Oh wait… no it’s not. It’s Nosferatu! ❤

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*wink wink* *nudge nudge* Pun intended! XD

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Horror lovers don’t sneeze like other people, they ‘Ah-Ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah-oo!!’

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Sorry ladies, you’re shit out of luck when this guy is around.

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Telling scary stories pupper-style!

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Chair: Uhhhhh… I can explain!

Heather: I don’t want to even hear it….

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Can’t we just get along and kill on the same day? It’s a win win!

Have a KILLER day everyone! (I’m not funny, but I try my best)

Positivity and Funnies- WTF?

Hey! Hey! Hey! What kind of fucketry is this?

I’ll tell you what kind of fucketry this is… well, obviously the best kind of fucketry!

Now let’s get to it.

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It’s kind of hard not to be docile if you can’t see beyond your own warm and cuddly fluff.

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Okie dokie. Fair enough.

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I fucking love nature!!!!!

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What kind of sorcery is this???

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Hey, does anyone know WTF is?

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What? It’s just as innocent as Where’s The Food!

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Who wants to go monster bus trucking???

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This is something you’ll keep in mind when you’re telling your kids about Santa Claus! (AHEM! don’t forget to write this down)

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Aw, it’s not a Where’s The Food tree, nor is it the Wednesday Thursday Friday tree. This tree is a wet blanket!

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I didn’t do it!!!

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Yeah! It’s me, myself, and I!

I hope you enjoyed the funnies! Have a lovely day.

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Positivity and Funnies- Outdoors Fails

Have you ever noticed that majority of the fails you see are outdoor related? Majority of outdoor fails happen with people doing stuff outdoors, I know it! If you don’t believe me, here are a few fails to help prove that theory!

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Allyoop!

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Ten out of ten!!!

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This isn’t swimming man! Get it together!

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Hay bail riding (more like crashing) to the literal sense of the word.

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Ride’em cowboy!

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Nailed it! Kayaking done right! XD

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Ya know, there’s this thing we have on our faces called eyes! Use them!

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Oh shit! Ooooooo!!! Right where it counts. >.<

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How does this even happen???

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Monday hitting me in the face like…


Hey, I’m going to be honest about something. I guarantee that if I were to do the same things that these folks are doing, then I’d probably fail at it too! But, at least its fun to watch whether if its you or someone else. XD You gotta learn to laugh at yourself every once in a while.

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Positivity and Funnies- Silly Puppers

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Heya! How are you doing this week? Whether its rough or wonderful, why not take a moment and enjoy some funnies? It’s time to take a break from everyday worries and bring on the funnies! Sit back, relax, and enjoy! =)

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No touchy touchy… guard dogs on site.

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Wtf man??? That ain’t right!

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Uh oh! Who’s in the doghouse now???

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First your late, now you’ve been petting another dog??? Oooooo you’re gonna get it now!

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Kinky? No…. awkward… get this thing off of me!

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Doge for president!!!!!! Woo woo woo!!!!

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Can you tell how much fun I am having? I’m having a ball.

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How dare you trick me? Ohhhh you’re going to get it now! Say goodbye to your brand new slippers.

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I need oxygen!! *sprays febreeze frantically*


Have a wonderful day, evening, or afternoon wherever you are! Don’t work too hard. 😉

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Weekly Funnies- Pre-winter funnies

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Winter is indeed coming… are you all ready for it? Well if you are, great! If not, stow ahead! Would some funnies make the chill a little bit less harsh?

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“Yeah, sure thing boss! I’ll be there in 23 years!”

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*sniffle* That was the most beautiful winter poem I have ever heard in my life! *sniffle*

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What???? There’s no app for this???? Screw Apple and Android!

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Come on Jeeves!!! Chop chop!

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It’s ‘shovellin’, not shufflin’. Gosh!

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A-freaking-dorable!!!!!

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At the end of the day… a warm butt is all that matters. XD

May all of your hearts be warm like this cat’s butt. Stay warm, stay safe, stay positive.

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