Positivity and Funnies- WTF?

Hey! Hey! Hey! What kind of fucketry is this?

I’ll tell you what kind of fucketry this is… well, obviously the best kind of fucketry!

Now let’s get to it.

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It’s kind of hard not to be docile if you can’t see beyond your own warm and cuddly fluff.

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Okie dokie. Fair enough.

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I fucking love nature!!!!!

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What kind of sorcery is this???

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Hey, does anyone know WTF is?

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What? It’s just as innocent as Where’s The Food!

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Who wants to go monster bus trucking???

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This is something you’ll keep in mind when you’re telling your kids about Santa Claus! (AHEM! don’t forget to write this down)

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Aw, it’s not a Where’s The Food tree, nor is it the Wednesday Thursday Friday tree. This tree is a wet blanket!

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I didn’t do it!!!

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Yeah! It’s me, myself, and I!

I hope you enjoyed the funnies! Have a lovely day.

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Positivity and Funnies- Affirmations 7

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Pain is temporary, love is forever.

It might seem long lasting, but in reality it will come to an end.

There is a always silver lining beyond the storms’ clouds.

That lining will always lead to an everlasting rainbow.

However, without the storm there would be no rainbow.

Embrace the storm as much as you embrace the rainbow.

 Just wait and see what it brings you with an open mind.

You just might be surprised for what is waiting for you at the other side of the storm.

Love to all…

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Creature Features- ClancyPasta

Clancypasta ClancyPasta: An original, creative, and talented horror narrator and YouTuber. He has been on Youtube for nearly 4 years with two channels, over 10 million views and counting along with over 151k+ subscribers. When it comes to narrating, ClancyPasta has an extremely soft, subtle, yet expressive voice; perfect for storytelling. He’s flexible and kind with others, open to do collaborations and story requests. The stories he narrates differ from the more mainstream creepypastas, which adds a bit more variety for his main channel. His second channel is primarily focused random stuff on internet and politics. On his main channel he uploads at least one video a day and has behind the scenes and extras on his Patreon.

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Positivity and Funnies- Outdoors Fails

Have you ever noticed that majority of the fails you see are outdoor related? Majority of outdoor fails happen with people doing stuff outdoors, I know it! If you don’t believe me, here are a few fails to help prove that theory!

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Allyoop!

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Ten out of ten!!!

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This isn’t swimming man! Get it together!

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Hay bail riding (more like crashing) to the literal sense of the word.

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Ride’em cowboy!

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Nailed it! Kayaking done right! XD

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Ya know, there’s this thing we have on our faces called eyes! Use them!

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Oh shit! Ooooooo!!! Right where it counts. >.<

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How does this even happen???

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Monday hitting me in the face like…


Hey, I’m going to be honest about something. I guarantee that if I were to do the same things that these folks are doing, then I’d probably fail at it too! But, at least its fun to watch whether if its you or someone else. XD You gotta learn to laugh at yourself every once in a while.

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Weekly Funnies- The Corny Jokes Will NEVER End

 

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 Sometimes, life can be n absolute pain in the ass. Why not add some humor to add some comfort to the madness? Any little bit of positivity wouldn’t hurt, right???

Oh god, here we go again… more corny jokes??? How is this madness possible??? Anyway… Alright! Here we go!

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This is what happens when you add some spice to your life. XD

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I can’t eat an ‘I scream cone’…

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Uh oh… poor feller…

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God help us all…

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Wait, pencil factories exist?

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We are all doomed…

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Stuffing is the cure to the great toy famish! No fluffy stuffed animal will be left behind.

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Trust me, it’s not as painful as it sounds.

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*Bad-dum Tss*!

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Bring it forky!

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This pun is making me hungry.

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“Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen!”

I hope you all have a fantabulous night! Life might not be easy, but it is so worth it.

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Weekly Funnies- Pre-winter funnies

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Winter is indeed coming… are you all ready for it? Well if you are, great! If not, stow ahead! Would some funnies make the chill a little bit less harsh?

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“Yeah, sure thing boss! I’ll be there in 23 years!”

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*sniffle* That was the most beautiful winter poem I have ever heard in my life! *sniffle*

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What???? There’s no app for this???? Screw Apple and Android!

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Come on Jeeves!!! Chop chop!

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It’s ‘shovellin’, not shufflin’. Gosh!

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A-freaking-dorable!!!!!

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At the end of the day… a warm butt is all that matters. XD

May all of your hearts be warm like this cat’s butt. Stay warm, stay safe, stay positive.

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Weekly Funnies- Turkeys are People Too! (sort of)

Hey, hey, hey! Just because it’s Thanksgiving doesn’t mean that we should forget about the Turkeys. They have feelings too, don’t they? Don’t you think they deserve a chance? They’re people, right? ….. *crickets* Let’s see what these Turkeys have to say about Thanksgiving.

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“We all have distinct personalities! Unlike ducks… hmph.”

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Me: Hey hey hey! Don’t leave the Vegans out! I’m vegan… love me!

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Oh snap! You can’t expect someone to end Halloween ‘cold Turkey’. XD

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Add in some paint and extra stilts and you’re good to go this Thanksgiving! They’ll never know the truth… *wink wink*

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Ohmygodholyshitthisisthescariesthorrormovieihaveeverseen….

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Death is imminent when you unfriend the Turkey… you’ve been warned.

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If I have to choose between having a piece of ass or piece of turkey, I’d rather go for the Turkey… sorry Turkey.

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Oh hell to the no!!! Thanksgiving is cancelled forever! I’m outtie.


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I hope that you have enjoyed the Turkey and Thanksgiving funnies. Always give thanks and enjoy the laughs and smiles with people you care about the most. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

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