Good evening everyone! It’s been quite a while since I have done any kind of funnies, but hey, late is better than never! … Right? *crickets*
Eh well, time for a new topic for the weekly funnies. Hm… we’ve done cats, dogs, frogs, crazy weather, and other wild animals… but what about unicorns? NO I’m NOT talking about my Little Pony god dammit. If that’s what you’re looking for then you’re not at the right post! Sorry!
Anyway, enough of this gobbledygook, let’s get into the funnies!
Well… he (or she, they, er…) is not lying!
Oh… *crickets* *desperatelytryingsohardnottolaugh*
Pfft!!! Look out there world! No one can handle me and my badassetry!!!
How did I get myself into this position in the firstplace??? *hoofpalm*
“And I’m on tonight and you know my hips don’t lie and I’m starting to feel it’s right! All the attraction, the tension! Don’t you see baby that this is perfection?”
Ok, I just HAD to throw Shakira lyrics in there. It’s too perfect!
You are all beautiful and fabulous no matter what age, shape, size color, (and species, just kidding), you are! I hope that I was able to spread some laughter and smiles to you all! I hope you have a wonderful evening!
(all credit goes to the original owner(s) of featured media, Shakira- My Hips Don’t Lie lyrics via AZlyrics)