We are universal drops.
Infinite and eternal oceans created within us all.
Infinity within each drop creates the infinite ebb and flow of the universe.
We are filled with light, love, and eternal peace.
The drops have no beginning and no end.
There is no polarity, nor definition to each drop.
We are what we need to be and that is all.
Duality is one.
We are one.
I am Zen.
I breathe it, see it, feel it.
My actions are Zen.
My thoughts, beliefs, and intentions are Zen.
I lost ‘self’, ‘want’, ‘desire’, ‘crave’, ‘wish’, and ‘ego’.
With that I am left with light, love, and Zen.
I am Zen; I am whole.
If you lose the ‘I’.
Lose ‘need’, ‘want’, and ‘desire’.
Love won’t expire.
Sometimes, life can be n absolute pain in the ass. Why not add some humor to add some comfort to the madness? Any little bit of positivity wouldn’t hurt, right???
Oh god, here we go again… more corny jokes??? How is this madness possible??? Anyway… Alright! Here we go!
This is what happens when you add some spice to your life. XD
I can’t eat an ‘I scream cone’…
Uh oh… poor feller…
God help us all…
Wait, pencil factories exist?
We are all doomed…
Stuffing is the cure to the great toy famish! No fluffy stuffed animal will be left behind.
Trust me, it’s not as painful as it sounds.
Bring it forky!
This pun is making me hungry.
“Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen!”
I hope you all have a fantabulous night! Life might not be easy, but it is so worth it.
Winter is indeed coming… are you all ready for it? Well if you are, great! If not, stow ahead! Would some funnies make the chill a little bit less harsh?
“Yeah, sure thing boss! I’ll be there in 23 years!”
*sniffle* That was the most beautiful winter poem I have ever heard in my life! *sniffle*
What???? There’s no app for this???? Screw Apple and Android!
Come on Jeeves!!! Chop chop!
It’s ‘shovellin’, not shufflin’. Gosh!
At the end of the day… a warm butt is all that matters. XD
May all of your hearts be warm like this cat’s butt. Stay warm, stay safe, stay positive.
Here we go again folks! And you thought there couldn’t be anymore corny jokes… Haha! Bring on the funnies. I mean, bring on the really corny funnies! 3… 2… 1… GO!
This is far too cute not to like.
It’s Halloween everyday y’all!
The best kind of potato in this universe.
Awwww… hey, look on the bright side! At least the cow doesn’t need to lean down to eat.
Hey, it’s not everyday that you get to see an ice cream cone pretend to be a walrus!
Oh my word…
Hahaha, I see what you did there!
A god, this is gonna get ugly…
Noooo!!! No!!! Anything, anything but the Deviled Eggs! >.<
Alright guys, I hope you enjoyed these funnies, corny or not. Much love and light to you.
Viewer discretion is advised! You want more slightly inappropriate humor, you got it! Lets dig in.
Alright, this nonsense needs to stop right now! Period!
Jesus christ Suzie! This thing is a fucking death trap! I’ll never use my computer again.
*cough* that’s the point *cough*
Get it, ‘sticking up’ for me?? Hahaha….
Uhhh no thanks… I’m turning around.
I feel you mushroom, I feel you… *snickers*
I hope that you enjoyed the ‘slightly’ inappropriate funnies. XD