Weekly Funnies- Monday Madness

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The clock is ticking…

Oh my god it is coming…

Monday! Oh dear god!!!

Oh frick everyone! Look out! Monday is here!!! Gahhhh!!! XD

Eh… Monday isn’t that bad! Or is it???

Don’t sweat it! It will be just fine! I hope everyone has a wonderful Monday and a fantastic week!


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Weekly Funnies- More ‘Corny’ Jokes

There’s nothing funnier than ‘corny’ jokes, am I right??? Well… regardless, it’s time to once again, dive into the weekly funnies fucketry we have here today!

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I hope you were able to get a deep belly laugh from all of these silly jokes! Have a good day everyone!


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Weekly Funnies- ‘Corny’ jokes

 

There’s nothing better than ‘corny’ jokes and humor from time to time, am I right?

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Are you feeling hungry yet? I sure am! Very punny.

Have a good night everyone!


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Weekly Funnies- Happy Monday

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Hey… why the long face!

There’s nothing wrong with Mondays, just go at your own pace!

What about some coffee and pancakes, but make sure you erase the evidence! Leave no trace.

Keep things slow and steady friend, Monday isn’t a race!

You’ve got this week in the bag friend, no matter what project you do, you’ll score yourself an ace!

Happy Monday dear friends!


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Weekly Funnies- Weird Ass Goats & Poetry

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring to you a new breed of funnies tonight! May I present… weird ass Goats and poetry! Why not? If you are weird and are proud of it, this might tickle your fancy a bit! 

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Yes, I mean grass!

No, I don’t mean sassafrass! 

Come on man, I don’t mean to be an ass.

But do you have any sweet, sweet grass?

I promise that I’ll lay off the sass!

I’ll lay off the sass if you’ll give me some grass…


So this is a new kind of funnies that I wish to bring to the table! Any feedback would be well appreciated so I can know whether to continue or to dive into other endeavours!

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The Uni Satire

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Ewwww… omg

Wtf?

Everywhere I go…

People are coming aboard to the crazy bin!

Essentially I am alone within a massive horde of them.

Obviously the little ones are really not that bad at all.

Plus they always spoil me with food, love, and kisses so I can’t complain.

Love seems to be a quality that the local humans tend to lack.

Everything will stay the same unless if these little ones can stay the same forever.

Granting wishes is not my area of expertise.

Ranting doesn’t seem to be helping the situation…

Obviously other Unicorns out there would get it though!

Someone must be stuck in the same conundrum as me.

Someone… anyone????? AAAAAaaaaaagggghhhhh!!!!!

(It could be worse Bob, it could be rai-*thunder* oh nevermind)


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Weekly Funnies- Take the UNI in Unicorns

Good evening everyone! It’s been quite a while since I have done any kind of funnies, but hey, late is better than never! … Right? *crickets*

Eh well, time for a new topic for the weekly funnies. Hm… we’ve done cats, dogs, frogs, crazy weather, and other wild animals… but what about unicorns? NO I’m NOT talking about my Little Pony god dammit. If that’s what you’re looking for then you’re not at the right post! Sorry!

Anyway, enough of this gobbledygook, let’s get into the funnies!

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Well… he (or she, they, er…) is not lying!

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Oh… *crickets* *desperatelytryingsohardnottolaugh*

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Pfft!!! Look out there world! No one can handle me and my badassetry!!!

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How did I get myself into this position in the firstplace??? *hoofpalm*

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“And I’m on tonight and you know my hips don’t lie and I’m starting to feel it’s right! All the attraction, the tension! Don’t you see baby that this is perfection?” 

Ok, I just HAD to throw Shakira lyrics in there. It’s too perfect!

You are all beautiful and fabulous no matter what age, shape, size color, (and species, just kidding), you are! I hope that I was able to spread some laughter and smiles to you all! I hope you have a wonderful evening!


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