Hey Spring! Where are you???? These funnies are very very relatable to how this transition from Winter to Spring has been this year. I hope you’re ready for this.
Beware, spring critters will soon be on the prawl!
Very punny, right? =D
You might want to read that twice!
To be honest, after that whole Polar Vortex thing, wouldn’t you do the same thing too?
Hey, at least it’s not snow, right?
Haha! I knew it!
Hey, at least it’s not snow, right?
Anyway, I hope everyone has a wonderful week!
*Dramatic opera voice* Funny goats, funny goats, funny goats, funny goats, funny goats, FUNNY GOATS!!! Part 2! Are you ready ladies and gentlemen? Here we go!
Maybe both? (She’s okay, she’s playing dead! *gulp*)
You have been excused!
This goat is SAVAGE!!!
I hope you can get this game on my iphone.
So… I don’t pass go and I don’t collect $200?
This goat obviously has not heard of goat tetris!
*takes bite out of shag rug* What? I do too!
Come here and give me a kiss!!! =*
Hit it Adele!!!!
I hope everyone has a wonderful day/evening/night/morning… =)
ASnowpasta Chronicles turns 3 today!!!!
My, my where did the time go?
I never thought that in a million years I would be this dedicated to anything like this in my life.
I have poured so much time and energy into this site and it never gets old.
And yet, the truth is this is only the beginning for this site.
I cannot thank you all enough for the love and support that has made this site a reality.
I’m grateful for everyone who continues to follow me on this wonderful journey called life.
Here’s to three years and many more to come.
Oh god… it’s here… it’s FINALLY here!!! It’s Autumn!! Who’s ready for some Fall Funnies???
Here we go!
Sing it everybody! 1, 2, 3, 4!
That’s right! I’m the cutest drink that you’ll ever find! (And, I’m also limited edition)
Pug: “I disagree with Mr. Spiky latte there. PUG-in spice lattes are the best of the best!”
Omg, it’s here!!! Run for your lives!!!
Yeah… I wouldn’t count on it!
Well, that took an unexpected turn. >.<
Who’s ready for Halloween???? =D
7 more days… 7… more… days… are you ready for this?
Hi there everybody! I have officially returned from an unofficial hiatus! I have some big stuff to share within the next couple weeks! In the meantime, I will be giving you more funnies, installments of my short stories, and re-uploads of older posts.
Are you ready for this?
A ball of blinding light from the sky shot through the nameless dreamer’s eyes.
It shocked the girl for a moment, causing her to cover her face, but she felt no pain.
When she opened her eyes again, her vision was permanently changed.
She no longer saw things the way she saw them before.
As she opened her eyes, a new world was born.
The faces of the enlightened ones grew visible in the darkness of the midnight sky.
The faces turned into full-bodied beings made of the cosmos above.
Light Cosmic dust and geometric shapes emphasized the details within each being.
They laughed lightheartedly, smiled, and bowed to the dear girl.
They acknowledged an infinite source of power within the girl;
A power that she couldn’t see within herself.
The enlightened beings in the stars swiftly morphed into the shape of one single face;
That face belonged to the nameless dreamer.
A deep velvety voice said,”This is who you are. Some things cannot be seen with the human eye, but that doesn’t mean it’s not there.”
“I find that hard to believe. How can something exist if you can’t see it?”
“Be as skeptical as you may, but one day you will understand.”
The face in the stars disappeared along with the cosmic dust and sacred geometric shapes.
All that remained was one single star; a star that was the brightest out of all.
The star blinked for one moment, which made the girl feel puzzled, but shortly thereafter she grew determined for an answer.