Weekly Funnies- Turkeys are People Too! (sort of)

Hey, hey, hey! Just because it’s Thanksgiving doesn’t mean that we should forget about the Turkeys. They have feelings too, don’t they? Don’t you think they deserve a chance? They’re people, right? ….. *crickets* Let’s see what these Turkeys have to say about Thanksgiving.

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“We all have distinct personalities! Unlike ducks… hmph.”

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Me: Hey hey hey! Don’t leave the Vegans out! I’m vegan… love me!

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Oh snap! You can’t expect someone to end Halloween ‘cold Turkey’. XD

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Add in some paint and extra stilts and you’re good to go this Thanksgiving! They’ll never know the truth… *wink wink*

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Ohmygodholyshitthisisthescariesthorrormovieihaveeverseen….

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Death is imminent when you unfriend the Turkey… you’ve been warned.

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If I have to choose between having a piece of ass or piece of turkey, I’d rather go for the Turkey… sorry Turkey.

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Oh hell to the no!!! Thanksgiving is cancelled forever! I’m outtie.


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I hope that you have enjoyed the Turkey and Thanksgiving funnies. Always give thanks and enjoy the laughs and smiles with people you care about the most. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

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Benefits of Laughter in a Nutshell

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It feels good to laugh.

It adds more light onto my soul.

I love this feeling.


Choose sour or sweet.

Sweet brings on smiles and laughter.

Sour is discontent.


Laughing is healing.

Your soul will thank you for this.

Start laughing today.


Life tip: If you are having a bad day, one tip to combat it is to think about things that make you smile or laugh! I.E. Funny moments from your favorite movie or TV show, fun memories with family and friends, random or weird stuff that makes you laugh, etc.

Have a good day friends.


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Give Negativity the Boot!

There’s nothing better than sharing a few laughs with the people you love, especially during this time of year. You gotta give any toxicity the bird and give negativity the boot! Here are some warm and furry winter friends that are doing just that!

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You can ‘knock it off’ with that negativity now!

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Aw the hell with it! I’m diving into Christmas Dinner!

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No matter how bad things get, we’ll always be right on top!

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Omg omg omg!!!! There’s snow everywhere!!!!!

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They said I could be anything. So, I became a legend! A kickass Ostrich with super skis!

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I got it, I got it, I got it! *plummets* I am ok!

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Hey, I knew having a full christmas food baby would come in handy! Free transportation via food belly!

Remember this: Have fun with your family, don’t sweat the small stuff, and don’t forget to smile and laugh lots.

-Alex

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