Weekly Funnies- Turkeys are People Too! (sort of)

Hey, hey, hey! Just because it’s Thanksgiving doesn’t mean that we should forget about the Turkeys. They have feelings too, don’t they? Don’t you think they deserve a chance? They’re people, right? ….. *crickets* Let’s see what these Turkeys have to say about Thanksgiving.

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“We all have distinct personalities! Unlike ducks… hmph.”

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Me: Hey hey hey! Don’t leave the Vegans out! I’m vegan… love me!

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Oh snap! You can’t expect someone to end Halloween ‘cold Turkey’. XD

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Add in some paint and extra stilts and you’re good to go this Thanksgiving! They’ll never know the truth… *wink wink*

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Ohmygodholyshitthisisthescariesthorrormovieihaveeverseen….

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Death is imminent when you unfriend the Turkey… you’ve been warned.

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If I have to choose between having a piece of ass or piece of turkey, I’d rather go for the Turkey… sorry Turkey.

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Oh hell to the no!!! Thanksgiving is cancelled forever! I’m outtie.


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I hope that you have enjoyed the Turkey and Thanksgiving funnies. Always give thanks and enjoy the laughs and smiles with people you care about the most. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-happy Halloween

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How can you not celebrate this day?

All it takes is a wide smile and an open heart.

Love tricks, pranks, spooks, and scares? No problem.

Love treats, tales, sweets, and dressing up? No problem.

Open for all, open for fall.

We horror junkies find that everyday surrounds this holiday.

Everyone should enjoy this day, whether they celebrate it or not.

Everyone is entitled to have a good time, spooks or not.

Now for those who need to call it a night, sleep tight. (you’re being watched)

 

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Weekly Funnies- Too Funny For Halloween

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For those who don’t enjoy Halloween or the terror behind it all, here’s something that I know will make your Halloween! Not everything needs to be ‘spoopy’ or scary this time of year. There’s always room for a laugh or two, oh and maybe a D’awwww or two.

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Oh god… not the spiders, NOT THE SPIDERS!!!!

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I’m the pumpkin man! I’m not made of snow, but I’m still just as cute! 

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New year, new cut, new style.

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Don’t text and ‘fly’ god dammit!

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I’m soooooooo KAWAII!!!! Love me! Love me!

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I don’t know how to break this to you but… you don’t have a green thumb…. sorry.

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Awww shucks, he just wants a kiss! 

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Wait, what?

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The bar of chocolate a day keeps the Grim Reaper away!

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Hey! Don’t judge me.

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Smooth and classy. =3

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Most unique support group ever… ’nuff said.


I hope that bringing on the funnies brightened your day! Happy Halloween everyone!

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Weekly Funnies- Fall Fashionistas!!!

30475fabbf2bb24bc7daff3dfccce061         Ahhhh, can you feel it? The gentle autumn breeze that has that cold crispness that you can feel in your nostrils and lungs. Fresh, rejuvenated, free… How about the sweet smell of Pumpkin spice, apple cinnamon, or perhaps fresh pine? Can you see the cute fall apparel lining the shelves that will bring on the warm fuzzies? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Autumn is here! Sooner or later, it’s going to be Winter!

Whoa, hold on there! We shouldn’t skip ahead just yet. Let’s just stay in the here and in the now, where all of the other looney fall lovers are! Anyway… here are a few looneys who stick out from the crowd!

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Oh my… nothing is getting in the way of this pumpkin prince, I errr mean bad-ass warrior.

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Well it looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the leaf pile! XD

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Ohhhh come now! Autumn is NOT that bad… is it?

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Pedal to the metal baby! Woo!

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This is exactly how I felt as soon as the summer solstice came. >.<

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 Very punny autumn kitteh. XD

I hope you all have a wonderful pumpkin spice filled day!

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