Positivity and Funnies: Holiday Memes

We’re almost done with 2020 and boy it’s been a year for the history books. What is desperately needed now is some positivity and funnies! The holidays are finally here so you know what that means, holiday memes! Let’s get started on some holiday funnies!

Ouch! I have to admit that it’s National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation pretty right?

Why give away a perfectly good brick?

Hey! That’s not Santa, quick! Hide the cookies, it’s a trash panda!

One of them is cuter and definitely funnier than the other. I’d rather have the lizard than the boxed whatever hahaha.

“Don’t lie! You have an extra batch of cookies for Santa paws, right?”

Haters gonna hate and I’m gonna ice skate!

I thought this was supposed to be a quick gig Martha!

I hope y’all enjoyed these festive funnies! I also hope that everyone has a wonderful day!

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Would you smile if you knew that it could save someone’s life?

Would you smile if it could wash away someone’s pain?

Would you smile if it could improve someone’s mood in seconds?

Would you smile if it could change someone’s life?

Would you smile if it brings happiness and joy to your own life?

Would you smile if you knew it would make you feel good?

Would you smile just because you can?

Regardless of the cause, I sure would.

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Positivity and Funnies- WTF?

Hey! Hey! Hey! What kind of fucketry is this?

I’ll tell you what kind of fucketry this is… well, obviously the best kind of fucketry!

Now let’s get to it.

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It’s kind of hard not to be docile if you can’t see beyond your own warm and cuddly fluff.

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Okie dokie. Fair enough.

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I fucking love nature!!!!!

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What kind of sorcery is this???

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Hey, does anyone know WTF is?

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What? It’s just as innocent as Where’s The Food!

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Who wants to go monster bus trucking???

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This is something you’ll keep in mind when you’re telling your kids about Santa Claus! (AHEM! don’t forget to write this down)

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Aw, it’s not a Where’s The Food tree, nor is it the Wednesday Thursday Friday tree. This tree is a wet blanket!

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I didn’t do it!!!

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Yeah! It’s me, myself, and I!

I hope you enjoyed the funnies! Have a lovely day.

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Positivity and Funnies- Affirmations 5

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Being happy doesn’t mean you have acquired your needs and desires.

Nor does it mean that you have to have a person, place, or thing in your life to make it so.

Being happy means that you have made the decision to hold positivity, love, gratitude in your heart, regardless of what you have. 

Being happy means that you have made the decision to be so regardless where you are in life. 

You always have a choice. If you wish to be happy, choose to be happy and do what you can to make it so.

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Positivity and Funnies- Outdoors Fails

Have you ever noticed that majority of the fails you see are outdoor related? Majority of outdoor fails happen with people doing stuff outdoors, I know it! If you don’t believe me, here are a few fails to help prove that theory!

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Allyoop!

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Ten out of ten!!!

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This isn’t swimming man! Get it together!

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Hay bail riding (more like crashing) to the literal sense of the word.

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Ride’em cowboy!

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Nailed it! Kayaking done right! XD

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Ya know, there’s this thing we have on our faces called eyes! Use them!

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Oh shit! Ooooooo!!! Right where it counts. >.<

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How does this even happen???

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Monday hitting me in the face like…


Hey, I’m going to be honest about something. I guarantee that if I were to do the same things that these folks are doing, then I’d probably fail at it too! But, at least its fun to watch whether if its you or someone else. XD You gotta learn to laugh at yourself every once in a while.

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15 of the Best Sensations in the World

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Everyone has their own idea of what kinds of stimuli brings on the tingles for them. Perhaps we all have similar things that cause us to get those tingles. Do any of these things cause you to get the warm fuzzies or tingles in the back of your neck and spine?:

  1. Feeling the soft tingles in your neck and shoulders from someone gently scratching your back.
  2. Inhaling the sweet smell of freshly made tea/coffee.
  3. Drinking ice cold water on a scorching hot day. 
  4. Getting a manicure/pedicure.
  5. Giving/receiving a hug from a friend or loved one.
  6. Snuggling on the couch or bed with your dog/cat.
  7. Biting into a melty chocolate chip cookie fresh from the oven.
  8. Walking into a candle shop and smelling all of the wonderful candles.
  9. Stepping into a hot and steamy shower after a long day.
  10. Stepping foot into a cafe or restaurant with the sweet aroma of food.
  11. Listening to the sound of rain gently tapping on the window.
  12. Hopping into a freshly made bed.
  13. Sitting outside in the warm mid-day sun.
  14. Stepping outside in the morning on a autumn day and taking a deep breath in the cool breeze.
  15. Falling into a deep meditation.

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Weekly Funnies- cute youngins

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If you have had or having a bad day, then you’re in the right place! Nothing cures the blues more than cute baby animals, right? Regardless, here are some lovelies that will make you want to say “D’awwwwww!!!!”.

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Can I has a hug?

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Hello there world! You better watch out, I’m coming through!

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I scream for ice cream! (or squeal, whatever you want to call it.)

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Do you have room for one more? Why do you ask? Because I’m swinging right in!

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I may be small, but I am mighty!

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Hello! May I be your friend?

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The terror-ific trio!

I hope these cuties have brought a smile to your face and improved your day! =)

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The Story of the Bird Under the Shade

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The story of the bird under the shade goes something like this:

The bird under the shade exists for a reason, but the bird knows not that reason.

He stays underneath the tree where the cool shade resides. 

Safe from all harm, protected from the weather, a perfect spot for safety and comfort.

He kept the shade all to himself and rarely shared it with anyone else, fearing others would steal his shade. He never wanted to leave the shade for he feared that he would risk his own life. 

So he kept himself sheltered from anything that could ever go wrong.

When he welcomed other birds to accompany him in his shade, they would only stay for a short while. The ones who continued to be companions with the bird would often come and go.

The new birds who came into his life showed him there was more beyond this one tree. Warm sunlight, gentle breeze, sweet sights, enticing smells, new adventures. 

As intriguing and enticing all of it seemed… things did seem to get stale underneath the shade; nonetheless he wished to stay under the shade.

One bird came along who cared for the bird in the shade. Both birds cared for one another greatly and wanted to go do great things. The new bird tried to show him all of the great things beyond the tree he stayed under. 

But unfortunately, it didn’t matter if there was anything better out there for him and he pushed the bird who cared so much for him away. 

The bird who cared for the bird under the tree felt unhappy and knew it was time to go. He made it clear that he lived a life in fear, and couldn’t let it go.

The caring bird, heartbroken, flew off into the distance. She perched herself on a branch, brushed off her wings, and flew high into the sky, seeking new adventures and the happiness that follows.  

The bird under the shadow still remains under his tree. Regardless of if he moves to different trees or not is all up to him. Even if he does try to move beyond the tree, he will always stay under the shade he keeps with him. And with the shade, comes a lack of understanding the purpose that this bird holds within its feathers.

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