Weekly Funnies- Monday Madness

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The clock is ticking…

Oh my god it is coming…

Monday! Oh dear god!!!

Oh frick everyone! Look out! Monday is here!!! Gahhhh!!! XD

Eh… Monday isn’t that bad! Or is it???

Don’t sweat it! It will be just fine! I hope everyone has a wonderful Monday and a fantastic week!


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Coulrophobia: Friend or Fiend

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God, the clown is here.

Is this a bad acid trip?

Or is this for real?


I am the clown mask.

I’m real and fake all at once.

Let me see your face.


I’ll never go back.

I love who I have become.

I love the clown crew.


I am a zombie.

I know I don’t look like one.

Clowns get hungry too.


Is your nose red too?

I love red eyes and noses.

Please join my club friend.


Can you see the light?

Love reflects the darkness within light.

Owning the costume is a blessing.

Won’t you join me and the others.

No one should feel left out.

Soon the world will be ruled by us.


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Positivity and Funnies- 5 Light Hearted Haikus

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Thank you for your light.

You always makes my day.

I love your presence.


You can change the world.

Can you make a difference?

You already have.


I love all of you.

Thank you for changing my life.

You all make me smile.


I am strong and brave.

I face my fears with a smile.

I do still believe.


You do have control.

Control is within your grasp.

You can do this friend.


Thank you to those who have supported me and continue to support me today! You have all touched my heart and have made such a great impact in my life. I love you all and thank you for following me on this beautiful journey we call life.

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5 Tripoid Creepykus

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My skin feels so weird.

It crawls and scuttles around.

I don’t think I’m real.


I can’t sleep at night.

The shadow haunts my bedroom.

It’s here with me now.


Never do drugs please.

Those trips and highs are not worth it.

Now I hear voices…


Stay inside at night.

The Nymphs crawl the hills at night.

I can see you friend.


I am made of limbs.

Cows, pigs, goats, horses and friends.

I’m the witch’s doll.


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5 Creepyku Shorts

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I made a new friend.

He is covered in black fur.

But he has no face.


I love my mommy.

I love spending time with her.

But, Dad can’t see her.


I love my Daddy.

Everyone loves my Daddy.

But, he’s loud at night.


I learned something new.

We’re never really alone.

I know they exist.


I feel scared at night.

And the full moon makes it worse.

It killed all my friends.


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Zen Buddha wisdom

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Stop hurting yourself.

This anger will not help you.

Find your inner peace.

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Sweet Dreams Haiku

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Time to make a wish.

The stars will guide you to it.

Rest easy, have faith.

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