Weekly Funnies- Turkeys are People Too! (sort of)

Hey, hey, hey! Just because it’s Thanksgiving doesn’t mean that we should forget about the Turkeys. They have feelings too, don’t they? Don’t you think they deserve a chance? They’re people, right? ….. *crickets* Let’s see what these Turkeys have to say about Thanksgiving.

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“We all have distinct personalities! Unlike ducks… hmph.”

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Me: Hey hey hey! Don’t leave the Vegans out! I’m vegan… love me!

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Oh snap! You can’t expect someone to end Halloween ‘cold Turkey’. XD

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Add in some paint and extra stilts and you’re good to go this Thanksgiving! They’ll never know the truth… *wink wink*

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Ohmygodholyshitthisisthescariesthorrormovieihaveeverseen….

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Death is imminent when you unfriend the Turkey… you’ve been warned.

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If I have to choose between having a piece of ass or piece of turkey, I’d rather go for the Turkey… sorry Turkey.

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Oh hell to the no!!! Thanksgiving is cancelled forever! I’m outtie.


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I hope that you have enjoyed the Turkey and Thanksgiving funnies. Always give thanks and enjoy the laughs and smiles with people you care about the most. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

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ASnowpasta Chronicles Turns 2 Today!

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Today is a good day.

Because of you, I’m here to stay.

I’ve been given purpose.

Art, Funnies, Horror-galore.

Dreams, signs, Spirituality, and more.

I have so much to offer.

Boosting your happiness is all I could ever ask for.

But, there’s more I want to do.

Maybe take things up a notch or two.

Regardless of what the future may bring, thank you for the support and everything.

Now here’s to one year, and many many many more!

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Positivity and Funnies- 5 Light Hearted Haikus

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Thank you for your light.

You always makes my day.

I love your presence.


You can change the world.

Can you make a difference?

You already have.


I love all of you.

Thank you for changing my life.

You all make me smile.


I am strong and brave.

I face my fears with a smile.

I do still believe.


You do have control.

Control is within your grasp.

You can do this friend.


Thank you to those who have supported me and continue to support me today! You have all touched my heart and have made such a great impact in my life. I love you all and thank you for following me on this beautiful journey we call life.

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Thank You For Your Support Spoopy Friends

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Words cannot express how grateful I am for all the beautiful people who have connected with me recently and overall. I cannot thank you all enough for supporting me and everything that I do. I didn’t expect things going this far with my site, writing, artwork, and everything else I’ve been intending to do. 

So, I have officially hit 100 followers on WordPress and 1, 000+ via Twitter, Tumblr, and Google+. Everyday I continue to grow, change, and thrive with every accomplishment I make. Thank you all so much for your support everyone and making all of this possible. 

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Cute Creature Feature: Wonderpurr

Good evening everyone! I want to give a huge thank you and shout out to a beautiful soul Kim who surprised me on Twitter by making a lovely portrait of Zuzu for me! Now, can you see the resemblance in this? It’s absolutely awesome! I love the color scheme and the intricate detail on it. Thank you dear Kim for making this for me. I highly, highly suggest checking out her beautiful website, Wonderpurr, especially if you are a cat lover! There is a lot of cool stuff to check out like cute blog posts filled with positivity and love, (did I mention Herman Tattletale cat and the Wonderpurr gang? Check it out, they are absolute cuties), she features her own beautifully written books, posts product and book reviews, etc. Please send her lots of love and light her way! She is totally awesome. Thank you again love! =) 


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A Hugely Gianormously Awesome Update

As of right now, the smile on my face is wider than the surface of the earth. I never thought that I would get to this point with any of my personal projects. My own personality, creativity, goals, and dreams have just flourished within the past few months. I have come a long way since I first created my own blog. My biggest goal has always been to make a positive impact in the world; or even just creating a ripple effect with my own actions that hopefully reaches others and makes their day that much better. But, what I’ve realized is that one of the most important things in life was to make myself happy, and with that, I believe I have accomplished that goal by far. 

I want to continue to create more goals and dreams and start more projects and create new ideas! I still have many things I need to work on and I’ve had my ups and downs for sure… but continuing to work on those and creating new things to work on too! I am forever grateful for those who have been helping me along the way. And with the old things that no longer play a role in my life, stagnant, old things… it’s time to give them the boot! “Out with the old, in with the new”. 

So with that, I wanted to announce some new things that are going to be happening with the site. But… I can’t quite tell ya what all of these changes are going to be! I want it to be a surprise. All I can say is I’m making some big changes, expanding things, adding new things… yes, yes, and they are going to be awesome! 

Again, thank you all so much for your love and support! I can not wait to see what the future brings. =)

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The Little Things

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Isn’t it so?

The little things in life matter.

Take for instance:

Being

Breathing

Heart beating

Sight seeing

Sunsets 

Sunrises

Infinite love

Lovely letters from home

Dear friends

Family

Feathery clouds in the sky

Savory sweet apple pies

Sweet tea and coffee

Full moon and stars

Lush trees and flowers

Roaring waterfalls and rivers

Gentle lakes and beaches

Birds singing

Wildlife all around us

Pets full of love

Hot Summers

Blustery Falls

Warm fuzzies Winters

Blossoming Springs

And everything in between.

Can’t you see how beautiful life is?

I sure do. 

If you dig deep enough within your soul, you’ll find the buried treasure from within.

“Start as you mean to go on.” -Coldplay, A Rush of Blood to the Head


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