#funny – Page 2 – ASnowpasta Chronicles

Positivity and Funnies- Silly Puppers

February 21, 2018February 20, 2018ASnowpasta2 Comments

Heya! How are you doing this week? Whether its rough or wonderful, why not take a moment and enjoy some funnies? It’s time to take a break from everyday worries and bring on the funnies! Sit back, relax, and enjoy! =)

Guard Dogs

No touchy touchy… guard dogs on site.

Seriously Dog

Wtf man??? That ain’t right!

youre-late

Uh oh! Who’s in the doghouse now???

First your late, now you’ve been petting another dog??? Oooooo you’re gonna get it now!

funny-dog-fails-5-background-wallpaper

Kinky? No…. awkward… get this thing off of me!

presidentpup

Doge for president!!!!!! Woo woo woo!!!!

fido-fails

Can you tell how much fun I am having? I’m having a ball.

2lgyx

How dare you trick me? Ohhhh you’re going to get it now! Say goodbye to your brand new slippers.

53df7bbdbc8d23823f5f563439d1ebf8

I need oxygen!! *sprays febreeze frantically*

Have a wonderful day, evening, or afternoon wherever you are! Don’t work too hard. 😉

cooltext259688758949888

Weekly Funnies- The Corny Jokes Will NEVER End

December 16, 2017December 16, 2017ASnowpasta2 Comments

Sometimes, life can be n absolute pain in the ass. Why not add some humor to add some comfort to the madness? Any little bit of positivity wouldn’t hurt, right???

Oh god, here we go again… more corny jokes??? How is this madness possible??? Anyway… Alright! Here we go!

This is what happens when you add some spice to your life. XD

I can’t eat an ‘I scream cone’…

Uh oh… poor feller…

God help us all…

Wait, pencil factories exist?

We are all doomed…

Stuffing is the cure to the great toy famish! No fluffy stuffed animal will be left behind.

Trust me, it’s not as painful as it sounds.

*Bad-dum Tss*!

Bring it forky!

This pun is making me hungry.

“Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen!”

I hope you all have a fantabulous night! Life might not be easy, but it is so worth it.

Weekly Funnies- Pre-winter funnies

November 30, 2017November 30, 2017ASnowpastaLeave a comment

Winter is indeed coming… are you all ready for it? Well if you are, great! If not, stow ahead! Would some funnies make the chill a little bit less harsh?

“Yeah, sure thing boss! I’ll be there in 23 years!”

*sniffle* That was the most beautiful winter poem I have ever heard in my life! *sniffle*

What???? There’s no app for this???? Screw Apple and Android!

Come on Jeeves!!! Chop chop!

It’s ‘shovellin’, not shufflin’. Gosh!

A-freaking-dorable!!!!!

At the end of the day… a warm butt is all that matters. XD

May all of your hearts be warm like this cat’s butt. Stay warm, stay safe, stay positive.

Weekly Funnies- What? MORE Corny Jokes?

November 19, 2017November 19, 2017ASnowpastaLeave a comment

Here we go again folks! And you thought there couldn’t be anymore corny jokes… Haha! Bring on the funnies. I mean, bring on the really corny funnies! 3… 2… 1… GO!

This is far too cute not to like.

It’s Halloween everyday y’all!

The best kind of potato in this universe.

Awwww… hey, look on the bright side! At least the cow doesn’t need to lean down to eat.

Hey, it’s not everyday that you get to see an ice cream cone pretend to be a walrus!

Oh my word…

Hahaha, I see what you did there!

A god, this is gonna get ugly…

Noooo!!! No!!! Anything, anything but the Deviled Eggs! >.<

Alright guys, I hope you enjoyed these funnies, corny or not. Much love and light to you.

Weekly Funnies- More slightly inappropriate humor

November 15, 2017November 15, 2017ASnowpastaLeave a comment

Viewer discretion is advised! You want more slightly inappropriate humor, you got it! Lets dig in.

Alright, this nonsense needs to stop right now! Period!

Jesus christ Suzie! This thing is a fucking death trap! I’ll never use my computer again.

*cough* that’s the point *cough*

Get it, ‘sticking up’ for me?? Hahaha….

Uhhh no thanks… I’m turning around.

I feel you mushroom, I feel you… *snickers*

Welp… oops…

I hope that you enjoyed the ‘slightly’ inappropriate funnies. XD

Weekly Funnies- Slightly inappropriate funnies

November 8, 2017November 8, 2017ASnowpastaLeave a comment

There’s nothing wrong with a little bit of ‘adult’ humor, is there? At least to a certain extent. Majority of the funnies on this site are cute and or innocent (to an extent minus the fowl language… get it? ‘Fowl’ language? I’m not funny…) so maybe it’s time to take things up a notch? Nothing tasteless will be posted, I promise (no need to get your panties in a bunch *cough*).

Harty-har-har-har… very PUNNY

Amirite????? XD…. *crickets*

I don’t want you blowing up my phone like how mom does. You’re embarrassing meeeee!!!!

Very clever Mr. Minion.

Wait! I’m not overweight, I just have a lot of hair! I swear it!

This is the oldest trick in the book. How many of you failed at this test?

Alright, who passed this test? Anyone? *crickets*

I hope that I was able to make you smile or chuckle just a little bit tonight. Love and light to all…

Weekly Funnies- Too Funny For Halloween

October 22, 2017ASnowpastaLeave a comment

For those who don’t enjoy Halloween or the terror behind it all, here’s something that I know will make your Halloween! Not everything needs to be ‘spoopy’ or scary this time of year. There’s always room for a laugh or two, oh and maybe a D’awwww or two.