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Weekly Funnies- What? MORE Corny Jokes?

November 19, 2017November 19, 2017ASnowpastaLeave a comment

Here we go again folks! And you thought there couldn’t be anymore corny jokes… Haha! Bring on the funnies. I mean, bring on the really corny funnies! 3… 2… 1… GO!

This is far too cute not to like.

It’s Halloween everyday y’all!

The best kind of potato in this universe.

Awwww… hey, look on the bright side! At least the cow doesn’t need to lean down to eat.

Hey, it’s not everyday that you get to see an ice cream cone pretend to be a walrus!

Oh my word…

Hahaha, I see what you did there!

A god, this is gonna get ugly…

Noooo!!! No!!! Anything, anything but the Deviled Eggs! >.<

Alright guys, I hope you enjoyed these funnies, corny or not. Much love and light to you.

Weekly Funnies- More slightly inappropriate humor

November 15, 2017November 15, 2017ASnowpastaLeave a comment

Viewer discretion is advised! You want more slightly inappropriate humor, you got it! Lets dig in.

Alright, this nonsense needs to stop right now! Period!

Jesus christ Suzie! This thing is a fucking death trap! I’ll never use my computer again.

*cough* that’s the point *cough*

Get it, ‘sticking up’ for me?? Hahaha….

Uhhh no thanks… I’m turning around.

I feel you mushroom, I feel you… *snickers*

Welp… oops…

I hope that you enjoyed the ‘slightly’ inappropriate funnies. XD

Weekly Funnies- Slightly inappropriate funnies

November 8, 2017November 8, 2017ASnowpastaLeave a comment

There’s nothing wrong with a little bit of ‘adult’ humor, is there? At least to a certain extent. Majority of the funnies on this site are cute and or innocent (to an extent minus the fowl language… get it? ‘Fowl’ language? I’m not funny…) so maybe it’s time to take things up a notch? Nothing tasteless will be posted, I promise (no need to get your panties in a bunch *cough*).

Harty-har-har-har… very PUNNY

Amirite????? XD…. *crickets*

I don’t want you blowing up my phone like how mom does. You’re embarrassing meeeee!!!!

Very clever Mr. Minion.

Wait! I’m not overweight, I just have a lot of hair! I swear it!

This is the oldest trick in the book. How many of you failed at this test?

Alright, who passed this test? Anyone? *crickets*

I hope that I was able to make you smile or chuckle just a little bit tonight. Love and light to all…

Weekly Funnies- Too Funny For Halloween

October 22, 2017ASnowpastaLeave a comment

For those who don’t enjoy Halloween or the terror behind it all, here’s something that I know will make your Halloween! Not everything needs to be ‘spoopy’ or scary this time of year. There’s always room for a laugh or two, oh and maybe a D’awwww or two.

Oh god… not the spiders, NOT THE SPIDERS!!!!

I’m the pumpkin man! I’m not made of snow, but I’m still just as cute!

New year, new cut, new style.

Don’t text and ‘fly’ god dammit!

I’m soooooooo KAWAII!!!! Love me! Love me!

I don’t know how to break this to you but… you don’t have a green thumb…. sorry.

Awww shucks, he just wants a kiss!

Wait, what?

The bar of chocolate a day keeps the Grim Reaper away!

Hey! Don’t judge me.

Smooth and classy. =3

Most unique support group ever… ’nuff said.

I hope that bringing on the funnies brightened your day! Happy Halloween everyone!

Weekly Funnies- Fall Fashionistas!!!

October 20, 2017October 20, 2017ASnowpastaLeave a comment

Ahhhh, can you feel it? The gentle autumn breeze that has that cold crispness that you can feel in your nostrils and lungs. Fresh, rejuvenated, free… How about the sweet smell of Pumpkin spice, apple cinnamon, or perhaps fresh pine? Can you see the cute fall apparel lining the shelves that will bring on the warm fuzzies? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Autumn is here! Sooner or later, it’s going to be Winter!

Whoa, hold on there! We shouldn’t skip ahead just yet. Let’s just stay in the here and in the now, where all of the other looney fall lovers are! Anyway… here are a few looneys who stick out from the crowd!

Oh my… nothing is getting in the way of this pumpkin prince, I errr mean bad-ass warrior.

Well it looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the leaf pile! XD

Ohhhh come now! Autumn is NOT that bad… is it?

Pedal to the metal baby! Woo!

This is exactly how I felt as soon as the summer solstice came. >.<

Very punny autumn kitteh. XD

I hope you all have a wonderful pumpkin spice filled day!

Weekly Funnies- You Had One Job! Part 2

October 13, 2017ASnowpastaLeave a comment

Yayyyyy more silly fails!!! Bring on the fails! Woot woot! Hell to the yeah! =D Alright, seriously enough of that mumbo jumbo. Lets get to it.

Ohhh so THIS is what dogs REALLY look like! phenomenal!

I’ll take 10 fuckering lights please!

What is this fucketry? Did someone Teepee the road???

Someone takes things far too literally.

I have been deceived… sad face. =(

Oh my god its going to take me FOREVER to climb these stairs!

Uhhhh are you sure about that one?

God dangit Jeremy! You had one job!

Wait, what?

What in the actual hell is this???? My OCD moniter is through the roof!

Alright, that’s enough fails for now. Ugh, I need to take a break from humanity…. a nice long break.

Heya, I hope you enjoyed this post. If you like You Had One Job Fails, there’s a lot more where that came from on You Had One Job or @_youhadonejob1 via Twitter!

Weekly funnies- You Had One Job!

October 13, 2017ASnowpastaLeave a comment

We all make mistakes right? Well… these featured mistakes take fails to the next level. The question you have to ask yourself is, “How the hell do people manage?” Well, lets take a look at some of their magnificent masterpieces.