Sometimes, life can be n absolute pain in the ass. Why not add some humor to add some comfort to the madness? Any little bit of positivity wouldn’t hurt, right???
Oh god, here we go again… more corny jokes??? How is this madness possible??? Anyway… Alright! Here we go!
This is what happens when you add some spice to your life. XD
I can’t eat an ‘I scream cone’…
Uh oh… poor feller…
God help us all…
Wait, pencil factories exist?
We are all doomed…
Stuffing is the cure to the great toy famish! No fluffy stuffed animal will be left behind.
Trust me, it’s not as painful as it sounds.
Bring it forky!
This pun is making me hungry.
“Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen!”
I hope you all have a fantabulous night! Life might not be easy, but it is so worth it.
Winter is indeed coming… are you all ready for it? Well if you are, great! If not, stow ahead! Would some funnies make the chill a little bit less harsh?
“Yeah, sure thing boss! I’ll be there in 23 years!”
*sniffle* That was the most beautiful winter poem I have ever heard in my life! *sniffle*
What???? There’s no app for this???? Screw Apple and Android!
Come on Jeeves!!! Chop chop!
It’s ‘shovellin’, not shufflin’. Gosh!
At the end of the day… a warm butt is all that matters. XD
May all of your hearts be warm like this cat’s butt. Stay warm, stay safe, stay positive.
Here we go again folks! And you thought there couldn’t be anymore corny jokes… Haha! Bring on the funnies. I mean, bring on the really corny funnies! 3… 2… 1… GO!
This is far too cute not to like.
It’s Halloween everyday y’all!
The best kind of potato in this universe.
Awwww… hey, look on the bright side! At least the cow doesn’t need to lean down to eat.
Hey, it’s not everyday that you get to see an ice cream cone pretend to be a walrus!
Oh my word…
Hahaha, I see what you did there!
A god, this is gonna get ugly…
Noooo!!! No!!! Anything, anything but the Deviled Eggs! >.<
Alright guys, I hope you enjoyed these funnies, corny or not. Much love and light to you.
Viewer discretion is advised! You want more slightly inappropriate humor, you got it! Lets dig in.
Alright, this nonsense needs to stop right now! Period!
Jesus christ Suzie! This thing is a fucking death trap! I’ll never use my computer again.
*cough* that’s the point *cough*
Get it, ‘sticking up’ for me?? Hahaha….
Uhhh no thanks… I’m turning around.
I feel you mushroom, I feel you… *snickers*
I hope that you enjoyed the ‘slightly’ inappropriate funnies. XD
There’s nothing wrong with a little bit of ‘adult’ humor, is there? At least to a certain extent. Majority of the funnies on this site are cute and or innocent (to an extent minus the fowl language… get it? ‘Fowl’ language? I’m not funny…) so maybe it’s time to take things up a notch? Nothing tasteless will be posted, I promise (no need to get your panties in a bunch *cough*).
Harty-har-har-har… very PUNNY
Amirite????? XD…. *crickets*
I don’t want you blowing up my phone like how mom does. You’re embarrassing meeeee!!!!
Very clever Mr. Minion.
Wait! I’m not overweight, I just have a lot of hair! I swear it!
This is the oldest trick in the book. How many of you failed at this test?
Alright, who passed this test? Anyone? *crickets*
I hope that I was able to make you smile or chuckle just a little bit tonight. Love and light to all…
For those who don’t enjoy Halloween or the terror behind it all, here’s something that I know will make your Halloween! Not everything needs to be ‘spoopy’ or scary this time of year. There’s always room for a laugh or two, oh and maybe a D’awwww or two.
Oh god… not the spiders, NOT THE SPIDERS!!!!
I’m the pumpkin man! I’m not made of snow, but I’m still just as cute!
New year, new cut, new style.
Don’t text and ‘fly’ god dammit!
I’m soooooooo KAWAII!!!! Love me! Love me!
I don’t know how to break this to you but… you don’t have a green thumb…. sorry.
Awww shucks, he just wants a kiss!
The bar of chocolate a day keeps the Grim Reaper away!
Hey! Don’t judge me.
Smooth and classy. =3
Most unique support group ever… ’nuff said.
I hope that bringing on the funnies brightened your day! Happy Halloween everyone!
Ahhhh, can you feel it? The gentle autumn breeze that has that cold crispness that you can feel in your nostrils and lungs. Fresh, rejuvenated, free… How about the sweet smell of Pumpkin spice, apple cinnamon, or perhaps fresh pine? Can you see the cute fall apparel lining the shelves that will bring on the warm fuzzies? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Autumn is here! Sooner or later, it’s going to be Winter!
Whoa, hold on there! We shouldn’t skip ahead just yet. Let’s just stay in the here and in the now, where all of the other looney fall lovers are! Anyway… here are a few looneys who stick out from the crowd!
Oh my… nothing is getting in the way of this pumpkin prince, I errr mean bad-ass warrior.
Well it looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the leaf pile! XD
Ohhhh come now! Autumn is NOT that bad… is it?
Pedal to the metal baby! Woo!
This is exactly how I felt as soon as the summer solstice came. >.<
Very punny autumn kitteh. XD
I hope you all have a wonderful pumpkin spice filled day!