Ohhhhhh myyyyy! It’s been far too long since I’ve posted anything in regards to horror funnies. For those who love horror, humor (explicit or not), and memes, this is for you!
Alright Twilight haters, do you find this to be a true statement?
It’s the Hashslingingslasher!!! Oh wait… no it’s not. It’s Nosferatu! ❤
*wink wink* *nudge nudge* Pun intended! XD
Horror lovers don’t sneeze like other people, they ‘Ah-Ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah-oo!!’
Sorry ladies, you’re shit out of luck when this guy is around.
Telling scary stories pupper-style!
Chair: Uhhhhh… I can explain!
Heather: I don’t want to even hear it….
Can’t we just get along and kill on the same day? It’s a win win!
Have a KILLER day everyone! (I’m not funny, but I try my best)
Hey! Hey! Hey! What kind of fucketry is this?
I’ll tell you what kind of fucketry this is… well, obviously the best kind of fucketry!
Now let’s get to it.
It’s kind of hard not to be docile if you can’t see beyond your own warm and cuddly fluff.
Okie dokie. Fair enough.
I fucking love nature!!!!!
What kind of sorcery is this???
Hey, does anyone know WTF is?
What? It’s just as innocent as Where’s The Food!
Who wants to go monster bus trucking???
This is something you’ll keep in mind when you’re telling your kids about Santa Claus! (AHEM! don’t forget to write this down)
Aw, it’s not a Where’s The Food tree, nor is it the Wednesday Thursday Friday tree. This tree is a wet blanket!
I didn’t do it!!!
Yeah! It’s me, myself, and I!
I hope you enjoyed the funnies! Have a lovely day.
Have you ever noticed that majority of the fails you see are outdoor related? Majority of outdoor fails happen with people doing stuff outdoors, I know it! If you don’t believe me, here are a few fails to help prove that theory!
Ten out of ten!!!
This isn’t swimming man! Get it together!
Hay bail riding (more like crashing) to the literal sense of the word.
Nailed it! Kayaking done right! XD
Ya know, there’s this thing we have on our faces called eyes! Use them!
Oh shit! Ooooooo!!! Right where it counts. >.<
How does this even happen???
Monday hitting me in the face like…
Hey, I’m going to be honest about something. I guarantee that if I were to do the same things that these folks are doing, then I’d probably fail at it too! But, at least its fun to watch whether if its you or someone else. XD You gotta learn to laugh at yourself every once in a while.
First there were dogs, then there were cats, then there were frogs, now… lil bunny foo foo is taking over!
Meatloaf mode engaged captain!
The caption to this picture was ‘bunnies attacking cars at denver airport’… does this bunny look vicious enough to attack a car to you?
Cuteness level overload!!!!!!
“Can you hear me now?”
Oh dear god…
Oh my gawd! You better not break this bunny’s heart!
I’ve been a baaaaaaaaaaad bun.
Do I look like the easter bunny to you? SCREW EASTER!
The world would be a much happier place if bunnies ruled it. Have a wonderful day everyone!
Heya! How are you doing this week? Whether its rough or wonderful, why not take a moment and enjoy some funnies? It’s time to take a break from everyday worries and bring on the funnies! Sit back, relax, and enjoy! =)
No touchy touchy… guard dogs on site.
Wtf man??? That ain’t right!
Uh oh! Who’s in the doghouse now???
First your late, now you’ve been petting another dog??? Oooooo you’re gonna get it now!
Kinky? No…. awkward… get this thing off of me!
Doge for president!!!!!! Woo woo woo!!!!
Can you tell how much fun I am having? I’m having a ball.
How dare you trick me? Ohhhh you’re going to get it now! Say goodbye to your brand new slippers.
I need oxygen!! *sprays febreeze frantically*
Have a wonderful day, evening, or afternoon wherever you are! Don’t work too hard. 😉
Sometimes, life can be n absolute pain in the ass. Why not add some humor to add some comfort to the madness? Any little bit of positivity wouldn’t hurt, right???
Oh god, here we go again… more corny jokes??? How is this madness possible??? Anyway… Alright! Here we go!
This is what happens when you add some spice to your life. XD
I can’t eat an ‘I scream cone’…
Uh oh… poor feller…
God help us all…
Wait, pencil factories exist?
We are all doomed…
Stuffing is the cure to the great toy famish! No fluffy stuffed animal will be left behind.
Trust me, it’s not as painful as it sounds.
Bring it forky!
This pun is making me hungry.
“Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen!”
I hope you all have a fantabulous night! Life might not be easy, but it is so worth it.
Winter is indeed coming… are you all ready for it? Well if you are, great! If not, stow ahead! Would some funnies make the chill a little bit less harsh?
“Yeah, sure thing boss! I’ll be there in 23 years!”
*sniffle* That was the most beautiful winter poem I have ever heard in my life! *sniffle*
What???? There’s no app for this???? Screw Apple and Android!
Come on Jeeves!!! Chop chop!
It’s ‘shovellin’, not shufflin’. Gosh!
At the end of the day… a warm butt is all that matters. XD
May all of your hearts be warm like this cat’s butt. Stay warm, stay safe, stay positive.