Weekly Funnies- Pre-winter funnies

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Winter is indeed coming… are you all ready for it? Well if you are, great! If not, stow ahead! Would some funnies make the chill a little bit less harsh?

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“Yeah, sure thing boss! I’ll be there in 23 years!”

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*sniffle* That was the most beautiful winter poem I have ever heard in my life! *sniffle*

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What???? There’s no app for this???? Screw Apple and Android!

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Come on Jeeves!!! Chop chop!

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It’s ‘shovellin’, not shufflin’. Gosh!

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A-freaking-dorable!!!!!

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At the end of the day… a warm butt is all that matters. XD

May all of your hearts be warm like this cat’s butt. Stay warm, stay safe, stay positive.

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Weekly Funnies- Turkeys are People Too! (sort of)

Hey, hey, hey! Just because it’s Thanksgiving doesn’t mean that we should forget about the Turkeys. They have feelings too, don’t they? Don’t you think they deserve a chance? They’re people, right? ….. *crickets* Let’s see what these Turkeys have to say about Thanksgiving.

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“We all have distinct personalities! Unlike ducks… hmph.”

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Me: Hey hey hey! Don’t leave the Vegans out! I’m vegan… love me!

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Oh snap! You can’t expect someone to end Halloween ‘cold Turkey’. XD

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Add in some paint and extra stilts and you’re good to go this Thanksgiving! They’ll never know the truth… *wink wink*

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Ohmygodholyshitthisisthescariesthorrormovieihaveeverseen….

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Death is imminent when you unfriend the Turkey… you’ve been warned.

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If I have to choose between having a piece of ass or piece of turkey, I’d rather go for the Turkey… sorry Turkey.

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Oh hell to the no!!! Thanksgiving is cancelled forever! I’m outtie.


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I hope that you have enjoyed the Turkey and Thanksgiving funnies. Always give thanks and enjoy the laughs and smiles with people you care about the most. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

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Weekly Funnies- What? MORE Corny Jokes?

Here we go again folks! And you thought there couldn’t be anymore corny jokes… Haha! Bring on the funnies. I mean, bring on the really corny funnies!  3… 2… 1… GO!

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This is far too cute not to like.

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It’s Halloween everyday y’all!

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The best kind of potato in this universe.

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Awwww… hey, look on the bright side! At least the cow doesn’t need to lean down to eat.

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Hey, it’s not everyday that you get to see an ice cream cone pretend to be a walrus!

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Oh my word…

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Hahaha, I see what you did there!

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A god, this is gonna get ugly…

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Noooo!!! No!!! Anything, anything but the Deviled Eggs! >.<


Alright guys, I hope you enjoyed these funnies, corny or not. Much love and light to you.

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Weekly Funnies- More slightly inappropriate humor

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Viewer discretion is advised! You want more slightly inappropriate humor, you got it! Lets dig in.

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Alright, this nonsense needs to stop right now! Period!

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Jesus christ Suzie! This thing is a fucking death trap! I’ll never use my computer again.

*cough* that’s the point *cough*

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Get it, ‘sticking up’ for me?? Hahaha….

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Uhhh no thanks… I’m turning around.

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I feel you mushroom, I feel you… *snickers*

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Welp… oops…

I hope that you enjoyed the ‘slightly’ inappropriate funnies. XD

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Weekly Funnies- Slightly inappropriate funnies

95792be21668c3d431134803c47e1e56 There’s nothing wrong with a little bit of ‘adult’ humor, is there? At least to a certain extent. Majority of the funnies on this site are cute and or innocent (to an extent minus the fowl language… get it? ‘Fowl’ language? I’m not funny…) so maybe it’s time to take things up a notch? Nothing tasteless will be posted, I promise (no need to get your panties in a bunch *cough*).

 


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Harty-har-har-har… very PUNNY

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Amirite????? XD…. *crickets*

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I don’t want you blowing up my phone like how mom does. You’re embarrassing meeeee!!!!

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Very clever Mr. Minion.

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Wait! I’m not overweight, I just have a lot of hair! I swear it!

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This is the oldest trick in the book. How many of you failed at this test?

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Alright, who passed this test? Anyone? *crickets*

I hope that I was able to make you smile or chuckle just a little bit tonight. Love and light to all…

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-happy Halloween

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How can you not celebrate this day?

All it takes is a wide smile and an open heart.

Love tricks, pranks, spooks, and scares? No problem.

Love treats, tales, sweets, and dressing up? No problem.

Open for all, open for fall.

We horror junkies find that everyday surrounds this holiday.

Everyone should enjoy this day, whether they celebrate it or not.

Everyone is entitled to have a good time, spooks or not.

Now for those who need to call it a night, sleep tight. (you’re being watched)

 

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ASnowpasta Chronicles Turns 2 Today!

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Today is a good day.

Because of you, I’m here to stay.

I’ve been given purpose.

Art, Funnies, Horror-galore.

Dreams, signs, Spirituality, and more.

I have so much to offer.

Boosting your happiness is all I could ever ask for.

But, there’s more I want to do.

Maybe take things up a notch or two.

Regardless of what the future may bring, thank you for the support and everything.

Now here’s to one year, and many many many more!

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