What in God’s name is that?? Don’t be surprised if you find yourself saying that a few times on this post. I ran across these beauties randomly and I thought they were worth a share!
I’m not sure if this is the same fork in the road that was mentioned in that famous Robert Frost poem. (Yes I’m being facetious)
Can anyone imagine all the things that can get done in two extra days added to the week??? Wow, these store owners must be time wizards!!
Uh… I think it might be best to leave the potential psychopath on the other side of that fence alone… *gulp*
Would this be better to use than Silly String or worse?
So… this is what Thor’s weapon is made of?
History has repeated itself!
Well, the bird is technically ‘chilling’.
Life IS a video game!
Uh… kinky? 0.o
This is proof that there are damn half asses at work!
Oh really? I had no idea!
Hell yeah! Bring it!
For God’s sake, close that damn door! Its going to scare the kids! XD
Let me know when you see it!
You can’t be too careful!
(credit _youhadonejob1 via Twitter)
I hope you enjoyed this extra long funnies post! I hope everyone has a nice day/night.
Hey Spring! Where are you???? These funnies are very very relatable to how this transition from Winter to Spring has been this year. I hope you’re ready for this.
Beware, spring critters will soon be on the prawl!
Very punny, right? =D
You might want to read that twice!
To be honest, after that whole Polar Vortex thing, wouldn’t you do the same thing too?
Hey, at least it’s not snow, right?
Haha! I knew it!
Hey, at least it’s not snow, right?
Anyway, I hope everyone has a wonderful week!
*Dramatic opera voice* Funny goats, funny goats, funny goats, funny goats, funny goats, FUNNY GOATS!!! Part 2! Are you ready ladies and gentlemen? Here we go!
Maybe both? (She’s okay, she’s playing dead! *gulp*)
You have been excused!
This goat is SAVAGE!!!
I hope you can get this game on my iphone.
So… I don’t pass go and I don’t collect $200?
This goat obviously has not heard of goat tetris!
*takes bite out of shag rug* What? I do too!
Come here and give me a kiss!!! =*
Hit it Adele!!!!
I hope everyone has a wonderful day/evening/night/morning… =)
Oh god… it’s here… it’s FINALLY here!!! It’s Autumn!! Who’s ready for some Fall Funnies???
Here we go!
Sing it everybody! 1, 2, 3, 4!
That’s right! I’m the cutest drink that you’ll ever find! (And, I’m also limited edition)
Pug: “I disagree with Mr. Spiky latte there. PUG-in spice lattes are the best of the best!”
Omg, it’s here!!! Run for your lives!!!
Yeah… I wouldn’t count on it!
Well, that took an unexpected turn. >.<
Who’s ready for Halloween???? =D
7 more days… 7… more… days… are you ready for this?
Ohhhhhh myyyyy! It’s been far too long since I’ve posted anything in regards to horror funnies. For those who love horror, humor (explicit or not), and memes, this is for you!
Alright Twilight haters, do you find this to be a true statement?
It’s the Hashslingingslasher!!! Oh wait… no it’s not. It’s Nosferatu! ❤
*wink wink* *nudge nudge* Pun intended! XD
Horror lovers don’t sneeze like other people, they ‘Ah-Ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah-oo!!’
Sorry ladies, you’re shit out of luck when this guy is around.
Telling scary stories pupper-style!
Chair: Uhhhhh… I can explain!
Heather: I don’t want to even hear it….
Can’t we just get along and kill on the same day? It’s a win win!
Have a KILLER day everyone! (I’m not funny, but I try my best)
Here’s something new everyone! I have some new funnies to share with everyone! These might not make sense to everyone, but for those who are really spiritual might find a bit of humor in these memes. Enjoy!
Does it look like I give a damn?
This is an absolute knee slapper!!! XD
I’m also pretty sure that they have absolutely no poise, like me!
Are you telling me that I need new glasses??? No way.
How???? Just… how??
I can’t get enough of that grass man! It’s dope!
We have been saying it all wrong ladies and gentlemen!!
Hell yeah!!! Like a boss! =D
Namaste *ahem* NERD-maste everyone!
Hey! Hey! Hey! What kind of fucketry is this?
I’ll tell you what kind of fucketry this is… well, obviously the best kind of fucketry!
Now let’s get to it.
It’s kind of hard not to be docile if you can’t see beyond your own warm and cuddly fluff.
Okie dokie. Fair enough.
I fucking love nature!!!!!
What kind of sorcery is this???
Hey, does anyone know WTF is?
What? It’s just as innocent as Where’s The Food!
Who wants to go monster bus trucking???
This is something you’ll keep in mind when you’re telling your kids about Santa Claus! (AHEM! don’t forget to write this down)
Aw, it’s not a Where’s The Food tree, nor is it the Wednesday Thursday Friday tree. This tree is a wet blanket!
I didn’t do it!!!
Yeah! It’s me, myself, and I!
I hope you enjoyed the funnies! Have a lovely day.