Weekly Funnies- Too Funny For Halloween

Posted on October 22, 2017 by ASnowpasta | Leave a comment

For those who don’t enjoy Halloween or the terror behind it all, here’s something that I know will make your Halloween! Not everything needs to be ‘spoopy’ or scary this time of year. There’s always room for a laugh or two, oh and maybe a D’awwww or two.

Oh god… not the spiders, NOT THE SPIDERS!!!!

I’m the pumpkin man! I’m not made of snow, but I’m still just as cute!

New year, new cut, new style.

Don’t text and ‘fly’ god dammit!

I’m soooooooo KAWAII!!!! Love me! Love me!

I don’t know how to break this to you but… you don’t have a green thumb…. sorry.

Awww shucks, he just wants a kiss!

Wait, what?

The bar of chocolate a day keeps the Grim Reaper away!

Hey! Don’t judge me.

Smooth and classy. =3

Most unique support group ever… ’nuff said.

I hope that bringing on the funnies brightened your day! Happy Halloween everyone!

My Last 4 Creations- (Creature Feature- show this artist some love!!!)

Posted on October 20, 2017 by ASnowpasta | Leave a comment

My last 4 creations (20 october 2017): Which one do you prefer ? Earth and sky _ ALOZADE Ahmed Theater of the demons _ ALOZADE Ahmed Heat and water _ ALOZADE Ahmed Fire and water _ ALOZADE Ahmed

via My last 4 creations: ..Which one do you prefer ? — paintdigi

Show this wonderful artist some love!

Weekly Funnies- Fall Fashionistas!!!

Posted on October 20, 2017 by ASnowpasta | Leave a comment

Ahhhh, can you feel it? The gentle autumn breeze that has that cold crispness that you can feel in your nostrils and lungs. Fresh, rejuvenated, free… How about the sweet smell of Pumpkin spice, apple cinnamon, or perhaps fresh pine? Can you see the cute fall apparel lining the shelves that will bring on the warm fuzzies? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Autumn is here! Sooner or later, it’s going to be Winter!

Whoa, hold on there! We shouldn’t skip ahead just yet. Let’s just stay in the here and in the now, where all of the other looney fall lovers are! Anyway… here are a few looneys who stick out from the crowd!

Oh my… nothing is getting in the way of this pumpkin prince, I errr mean bad-ass warrior.

Well it looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the leaf pile! XD

Ohhhh come now! Autumn is NOT that bad… is it?

Pedal to the metal baby! Woo!

This is exactly how I felt as soon as the summer solstice came. >.<

Very punny autumn kitteh. XD

I hope you all have a wonderful pumpkin spice filled day!

Weekly funnies- You Had One Job!

Posted on October 13, 2017 by ASnowpasta | Leave a comment

We all make mistakes right? Well… these featured mistakes take fails to the next level. The question you have to ask yourself is, “How the hell do people manage?” Well, lets take a look at some of their magnificent masterpieces.

If you add the letter ‘S’ to the mix it will become the ‘FRIES’ lane.

What in the world??? Who formatted this???

Whoever done this is a purely evil person.

Wrong species Bub.

I’m not entirely sure how someone could mess this up.

Now, how do I go about doing that?

It doesn’t seem like you’ll get very far with this right turn.

Laziness level: expert. It still does the trick, right?

I think someone needs to take some geography classes.

Don’t tell me what to do! Gosh!

One letter can make such a big difference.

Alrighty ladies, germs, and everything inbetween, I hope you all got a kick from some pretty gnarly fails. I sure did. =)

Weekly Funnies- Funny Fail Gifs

Posted on October 10, 2017 by ASnowpasta | Leave a comment

You know when you’re having a bad day when… we’ve all had those moments in life, right? If you’re having a bad day, week, what have you, then I think you’re in luck! Maybe some funny fails just might do the trick!

Uhhh… you know this isn’t a- nevermind.

Nailed it! XD

Ooooooo… that’s gonna leave a mark. >.<

Look! It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s- *thunk*

Now, this has T-R-O-U-B-L-E written all over it, but that doesn’t stop this ambitious man, oh no!

Allyoooppp-ooouch!!!

I hope these fails made you laugh and added a bit of sparkle to your day. Just remember that we’re just human, we make mistakes, and we’re not perfect. So in case if you needed a hug, here’s one to help cheer you up! (perfect timing for Halloween 😉 )

Game Over

Posted on October 2, 2017 by ASnowpasta | Leave a comment

I’M DEAD! I’M DEAD! I was in over my head!

I’ve been stuck in space, stuck in a game, stuck in my mind.

I had to fight for a lonely piece of bread.

I had to find against my own kind.

I lost my friends, my friends to this stupid, stupid game.

It was going to be fun, they said.

I don’t even remember why we did it; it was just oh so lame.

Instead of living, we died instead.

Space is definitely not an open place.

I know this for sure.

We told each other it wasn’t competitive and to go at our own pace.

But when someone decided to involve food in the game, it became too painful to endure.

We’re dead, we’re dead. We were over our own heads.

We were separated somehow, I don’t know when. Why can’t we be all together when we’re dead?

Now we roam space looking for company and bread.

Creepy tongue twisters~ Can you say them 5 times fast?

Posted on October 1, 2017 by ASnowpasta | Leave a comment

October is here! Finally! Why not kick off the month with some creepy tongue twisters. Can you say them 5 times fast? Perhaps maybe even more than 5 times faster? Go on! Give it a try!

Creepy cannibals consume raw meat.
Creepy creaky caskets creak open before dawn.
Creepy undead cannibals carelessly crawl the streets at night.
Creepy clowns cruelly torture their victims.
Creepy callous spirits take form to creep people out.
Creepy crawly coarse monsters claw away at their victim’s corpses.
Creepy vampirous civilians only come out at night to play.
Creepy creatures consume skin from clueless victims.

Did you enjoy these? Feel free to give them a try or challenge your friends with these silly creepy tongue twisters. Also feel free to leave a comment if you have any questions, comments, or suggestions!

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