Creature Feature- KingSpook

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Kingspook, a highly unique Canadian horror narrator and voice actor has been creating creepy content for 4+ years with over 200,000+ subscribers (and counting) and 21.5+ million channel views.

 

Please check out Kingspook’s amazing content! It’s absolutely worth it!

Kingspook’s Youtube  |   Twitter    |     Facebook    |  Google+  |

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(Keep doing what you’re doing man, it’s awesome. =) )

Creature Feature- Sociopathic Pasta (Re-upload and Update)

Sociopathic Pasta– Since 2010, a classic slasher inspired Sociopathic Pasta (Sabian Lockheart), has been creatively narrating creepypastas and cryptic horror stories. He also presents well written and ‘spoopy’ weekly “Tales of the Crypt” style Creepypasta videos. He has over 18,000 subscribers, 2.2+ million channel views, and a reputation to bring on chills and thrills with a classic campfire story setting. If truly authentic horror is what you seek, you surely will find it with Sociopathic Pasta. 

Please check out his amazing content and send some love his way! Rest assured, you will not be disappointed.

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ALSO——> Check out this sick book!

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(8 years strong! Much love to you and your family Sabian. =) )

I Haveth Returned-eth… =D

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Hi there everybody! I have officially returned from an unofficial hiatus! I have some big stuff to share within the next couple weeks! In the meantime, I will be giving you more funnies, installments of my short stories, and re-uploads of older posts.

Are you ready for this?

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Positivity and Funnies- Horror Funnies at Their Finest! (Here we go again)

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Ohhhhhh myyyyy! It’s been far too long since I’ve posted anything in regards to horror funnies. For those who love horror, humor (explicit or not), and memes, this is for you!

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Alright Twilight haters, do you find this to be a true statement?

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It’s the Hashslingingslasher!!! Oh wait… no it’s not. It’s Nosferatu! ❤

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*wink wink* *nudge nudge* Pun intended! XD

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Horror lovers don’t sneeze like other people, they ‘Ah-Ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah-oo!!’

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Sorry ladies, you’re shit out of luck when this guy is around.

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Telling scary stories pupper-style!

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Chair: Uhhhhh… I can explain!

Heather: I don’t want to even hear it….

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Can’t we just get along and kill on the same day? It’s a win win!

Have a KILLER day everyone! (I’m not funny, but I try my best)

Positivity and Funnies- Spiritual Memes that Spiritual folks will understand

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Here’s something new everyone! I have some new funnies to share with everyone! These might not make sense to everyone, but for those who are really spiritual might find a bit of humor in these memes. Enjoy!

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Does it look like I give a damn?

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This is an absolute knee slapper!!! XD

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I’m also pretty sure that they have absolutely no poise, like me!

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Are you telling me that I need new glasses??? No way.

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How???? Just… how??

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I can’t get enough of that grass man! It’s dope!

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We have been saying it all wrong ladies and gentlemen!!

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Hell yeah!!! Like a boss! =D

Namaste *ahem* NERD-maste everyone!

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My Favorite Quotes From Metal Songs

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Believe it or not, I really love Metal. I started to listen to Metal when I was in High School and ever since then, I was hooked. Metal-core, Nu-metal, Melodic metal, Death metal, Djent, etc you name it. However, I’m very picky choosy about the songs and bands that I listen to, but there are quite a few songs that grab my attention. I just wanted to share some of my favorite quotes from some of my favorite metal songs. Believe it or not, maybe you might find some insight from some of these song quotes.

  1.  “We make this world worth saving, are you prepared to believe? Kill everything that kills you, live long and die for me.” -Slipknot, Sarcastrophe
  2.       “I left behind this little fact; you cannot kill what you did not create.” -Slipknot, Duality
  3.        “Have faith and you won’t be left behind.” -Veil of Maya, Aeris
  4.        “All my life, I’ve been waiting for something that never came, it never came. But I’ll keep saying. All my life, I’ve been searching for something, to break these chains, to break these chains. And I’ll keep swinging.” -The Ghost Inside, Engine 45
  5.       “I won’t wear the crown of thorns. I won’t wear the mask of Judas. I’ll never be what you want me to be. You’ll never see the beauty I see.” -Bleeding Through, Number Seven With a Bullet
  6.        “I won’t break, not today. I won’t break, not today. Dead like me. Dead like me.”- Bleeding Through, Dead Like Me
  7.        “I’m holding on to a fairytale, we’re moving forward but we’re not there yet.” -A Day to Remember, Homesick. 
  8.        “God help those who help themselves, and forget about everyone else. You lost your nerve, you missed the point. God help those with open hands, may they never feel burden again. Yeah I’ll stand up for those who can’t. I’ll close the distance.” -A Day to Remember, Sometimes You’re the Hammer, Sometimes You’re the Nail
  9. “Burn me alive. If you feel that’s justified. I need more than faith, to see you on the other side, the other side.” -A Day to Remember, Justified
  10. “I’ve done this on my own. And I don’t care what you do to me, I won’t hand over, I won’t hand over what is mine. I’ve done this for too long, to let you take it away from me,It’s too late to stop me ‘Cause I refuse. I refuse… to die. I refuse to die!” -Stonesour, Hell & Consequences

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