Positivity and Funnies: Holiday Memes

November 27, 2020December 3, 2020 ~ ASnowpasta ~ Leave a comment

We’re almost done with 2020 and boy it’s been a year for the history books. What is desperately needed now is some positivity and funnies! The holidays are finally here so you know what that means, holiday memes! Let’s get started on some holiday funnies!

Ouch! I have to admit that it’s National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation pretty right?

Why give away a perfectly good brick?

Hey! That’s not Santa, quick! Hide the cookies, it’s a trash panda!

One of them is cuter and definitely funnier than the other. I’d rather have the lizard than the boxed whatever hahaha.

“Don’t lie! You have an extra batch of cookies for Santa paws, right?”

Haters gonna hate and I’m gonna ice skate!

I thought this was supposed to be a quick gig Martha!

I hope y’all enjoyed these festive funnies! I also hope that everyone has a wonderful day!

Positivity and Funnies: Zombies!!!!

May 3, 2020 ~ ASnowpasta ~ Leave a comment

With how everything has been over the past few months, why not share a few laughs with a few zombie memes? It’s silly, horror themed for the horror fam, and some of them are just so darn cute! Let’s take a moment from the stressful news and brighten up your day with something silly (possibly bringing things that were once dead in the meme world… double the undead process!!)

Good god the myth of hungry zombie kitties are true! Feed them on time or else! 😱

Do you ever get that spine tingling (or in this case ‘munching’ feeling) that something is watching you?

Look on the bright side, at least we will all be eaten equally in the zombie apocalypse. There will be no need for protests on food chain discrimination here!

I thought that death was supposed to look scary…

Here’s an interesting game: you can only pick three things in your home that you can use during the zombie apocalypse. Will you start off as the people on top, or as the people on the bottom? The choice is yours!

The undead MUST have a sense of fashion! Do you still take selfies?

Oh no honey this has nothing to do with bath salts… the first step to recovery is acceptance and you must accept that you are a zombie. 😂

Who keeps calm anymore????? I don’t!!!

I hope you enjoyed this short bit of funnies! Stay safe and have a wonderful evening.

Positivity and Funnies: Random Funnies

April 4, 2019 ~ ASnowpasta ~ Leave a comment

What in God’s name is that?? Don’t be surprised if you find yourself saying that a few times on this post. I ran across these beauties randomly and I thought they were worth a share!

I’m not sure if this is the same fork in the road that was mentioned in that famous Robert Frost poem. (Yes I’m being facetious)

Can anyone imagine all the things that can get done in two extra days added to the week??? Wow, these store owners must be time wizards!!

Uh… I think it might be best to leave the potential psychopath on the other side of that fence alone… *gulp*

Would this be better to use than Silly String or worse?

So… this is what Thor’s weapon is made of?

History has repeated itself!

Well, the bird is technically ‘chilling’.

Life IS a video game!

Uh… kinky? 0.o

This is proof that there are damn half asses at work!

Oh really? I had no idea!

Hell yeah! Bring it!

For God’s sake, close that damn door! Its going to scare the kids! XD

Let me know when you see it!

Oops…

You can’t be too careful!

(credit _youhadonejob1 via Twitter)

I hope you enjoyed this extra long funnies post! I hope everyone has a nice day/night.

Positivity and Funnies- Funny Goats pt 2

January 20, 2019January 20, 2019 ~ ASnowpasta ~ Leave a comment

*Dramatic opera voice* Funny goats, funny goats, funny goats, funny goats, funny goats, FUNNY GOATS!!! Part 2! Are you ready ladies and gentlemen? Here we go!

Maybe both? (She’s okay, she’s playing dead! *gulp*)

Neverrrrr…rrrrr….rrrrr…rrrr!!!!

You have been excused!

This goat is SAVAGE!!!

I hope you can get this game on my iphone.

So… I don’t pass go and I don’t collect $200?

This goat obviously has not heard of goat tetris!

*takes bite out of shag rug* What? I do too!

Come here and give me a kiss!!! =*

Hit it Adele!!!!

I hope everyone has a wonderful day/evening/night/morning… =)

Three Years on WordPress!!!

November 7, 2018 ~ ASnowpasta ~ Leave a comment

ASnowpasta Chronicles turns 3 today!!!!

My, my where did the time go?

I never thought that in a million years I would be this dedicated to anything like this in my life.

I have poured so much time and energy into this site and it never gets old.

And yet, the truth is this is only the beginning for this site.

I cannot thank you all enough for the love and support that has made this site a reality.

I’m grateful for everyone who continues to follow me on this wonderful journey called life.

Here’s to three years and many more to come.

Cheers! =)

Positivity and Funnies- Fall is ‘Where it’s at’

October 24, 2018October 24, 2018 ~ ASnowpasta ~ Leave a comment

Oh god… it’s here… it’s FINALLY here!!! It’s Autumn!! Who’s ready for some Fall Funnies???

Here we go!

Sing it everybody! 1, 2, 3, 4!

That’s right! I’m the cutest drink that you’ll ever find! (And, I’m also limited edition)

Pug: “I disagree with Mr. Spiky latte there. PUG-in spice lattes are the best of the best!”

Omg, it’s here!!! Run for your lives!!!

Yeah… I wouldn’t count on it!

Well, that took an unexpected turn. >.<

Who’s ready for Halloween???? =D

7 more days… 7… more… days… are you ready for this?

Creature Feature- KingSpook

October 7, 2018 ~ ASnowpasta ~ Leave a comment

Kingspook- When you press the play button on one of Kingspook’s videos, you’ll find that there’s absolutely nothing more ominous, yet soothing than his deep voice. It grips you tightly into the plot like a fish on a hook until the very end.

Kingspook, a highly unique Canadian horror narrator and voice actor has been creating creepy content for 4+ years with over 200,000+ subscribers (and counting) and 21.5+ million channel views.

Please check out Kingspook’s amazing content! It’s absolutely worth it!

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(Keep doing what you’re doing man, it’s awesome. =) )

Creature Feature- Sociopathic Pasta (Re-upload and Update)

October 7, 2018October 7, 2018 ~ ASnowpasta ~ Leave a comment

Sociopathic Pasta– Since 2010, a classic slasher inspired Sociopathic Pasta (Sabian Lockheart), has been creatively narrating creepypastas and cryptic horror stories. He also presents well written and ‘spoopy’ weekly “Tales of the Crypt” style Creepypasta videos. He has over 18,000 subscribers, 2.2+ million channel views, and a reputation to bring on chills and thrills with a classic campfire story setting. If truly authentic horror is what you seek, you surely will find it with Sociopathic Pasta.

Please check out his amazing content and send some love his way! Rest assured, you will not be disappointed.

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ALSO——> Check out this sick book!

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(8 years strong! Much love to you and your family Sabian. =) )

I Haveth Returned-eth… =D

October 7, 2018October 7, 2018 ~ ASnowpasta ~ Leave a comment

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Hi there everybody! I have officially returned from an unofficial hiatus! I have some big stuff to share within the next couple weeks! In the meantime, I will be giving you more funnies, installments of my short stories, and re-uploads of older posts.

Are you ready for this?

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Positivity and Funnies- Horror Funnies at Their Finest! (Here we go again)

July 5, 2018July 5, 2018 ~ ASnowpasta ~ Leave a comment

Ohhhhhh myyyyy! It’s been far too long since I’ve posted anything in regards to horror funnies. For those who love horror, humor (explicit or not), and memes, this is for you!

Alright Twilight haters, do you find this to be a true statement?

It’s the Hashslingingslasher!!! Oh wait… no it’s not. It’s Nosferatu! ❤

*wink wink* *nudge nudge* Pun intended! XD

Horror lovers don’t sneeze like other people, they ‘Ah-Ch-ch-ch-ah-ah-ah-oo!!’

Sorry ladies, you’re shit out of luck when this guy is around.

Telling scary stories pupper-style!

Chair: Uhhhhh… I can explain!

Heather: I don’t want to even hear it….

Can’t we just get along and kill on the same day? It’s a win win!

Have a KILLER day everyone! (I’m not funny, but I try my best)

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