I don’t care if it’s the apocalypse! I’m putting up Halloween decorations.
I hope you enjoyed these memes!
I don’t care if it’s the apocalypse! I’m putting up Halloween decorations.
I hope you enjoyed these memes!
We’re almost done with 2020 and boy it’s been a year for the history books. What is desperately needed now is some positivity and funnies! The holidays are finally here so you know what that means, holiday memes! Let’s get started on some holiday funnies!
Ouch! I have to admit that it’s National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation pretty right?
Why give away a perfectly good brick?
Hey! That’s not Santa, quick! Hide the cookies, it’s a trash panda!
One of them is cuter and definitely funnier than the other. I’d rather have the lizard than the boxed whatever hahaha.
“Don’t lie! You have an extra batch of cookies for Santa paws, right?”
Haters gonna hate and I’m gonna ice skate!
I thought this was supposed to be a quick gig Martha!
I hope y’all enjoyed these festive funnies! I also hope that everyone has a wonderful day!
With how everything has been over the past few months, why not share a few laughs with a few zombie memes? It’s silly, horror themed for the horror fam, and some of them are just so darn cute! Let’s take a moment from the stressful news and brighten up your day with something silly (possibly bringing things that were once dead in the meme world… double the undead process!!)
Oh no honey this has nothing to do with bath salts… the first step to recovery is acceptance and you must accept that you are a zombie. 😂
Who keeps calm anymore????? I don’t!!!
I hope you enjoyed this short bit of funnies! Stay safe and have a wonderful evening.
What in God’s name is that?? Don’t be surprised if you find yourself saying that a few times on this post. I ran across these beauties randomly and I thought they were worth a share!
I’m not sure if this is the same fork in the road that was mentioned in that famous Robert Frost poem. (Yes I’m being facetious)
Can anyone imagine all the things that can get done in two extra days added to the week??? Wow, these store owners must be time wizards!!
Uh… I think it might be best to leave the potential psychopath on the other side of that fence alone… *gulp*
Would this be better to use than Silly String or worse?
So… this is what Thor’s weapon is made of?
History has repeated itself!
Well, the bird is technically ‘chilling’.
Life IS a video game!
Uh… kinky? 0.o
This is proof that there are damn half asses at work!
Oh really? I had no idea!
Hell yeah! Bring it!
For God’s sake, close that damn door! Its going to scare the kids! XD
Let me know when you see it!
You can’t be too careful!
(credit _youhadonejob1 via Twitter)
I hope you enjoyed this extra long funnies post! I hope everyone has a nice day/night.
ASnowpasta Chronicles turns 3 today!!!!
My, my where did the time go?
I never thought that in a million years I would be this dedicated to anything like this in my life.
I have poured so much time and energy into this site and it never gets old.
And yet, the truth is this is only the beginning for this site.
I cannot thank you all enough for the love and support that has made this site a reality.
I’m grateful for everyone who continues to follow me on this wonderful journey called life.
Here’s to three years and many more to come.
“Let’s go!” Before the girl could speak, the orb swiftly picked up the girl and flung her over the endless waterfall. She looked down at the infinite bottom below her that never seemed to end. The Indigo orb catches her by her shoulders and hovers with her above one of the floating pieces of rock. The orb placed her down onto the rock and floated by her face. The orb appeared to have new features that it didn’t have before. Larger wings of gold and a ring of light floating above it.
“Spirit orb… is that a halo above your head?”
“You may call it that if you wish.”
“What else would it be?”
“Now that is a lesson for another day!”
“And… your wings are bigger. Much bigger than they were before.”
“Yes! That they are. Like you, I am still growing. We never stop growing. None of us do.”
“Well, what is it that I’m growing?” The girl feels her shoulder blades towards the lumps on her back and have found that they are even bigger than they were before. They were both about 6 inches in length and had a soft, fuzzy web like texture to them. “What is this??”
“You’re growing into the divine soul that you’re meant to illuminate unto us all.”
“Say what?” The girl tilts her head to the side in response to the orb’s statement.
“In other words, you’re right where you need to be. But first, there is one thing that you must do before moving forward.” The orb gently taps the girl’s nose.
“What is that?” The orb circled around her head and darted off.
“Are you insane??? I can’t reach these floating island thingys!”
“Yes you can! Just jump!” With that the girl looked upwards to the smaller floating boulders that were to her left. With all her might, she crouched down to her ankles and jumped onto the next floating boulder. The sense of gravity seemed to be nearing towards non-existant. She hovered high above the boulder before slowy landing on top of it. Whoa! That was freaky!
“Be careful dear girl. The gravity here is far different from the gravity that you have been acustomed to. Now, let’s get going!” The orb continued to dart off to the skies. It weaved and wobbed around boulders, trees, and other creatures and oddities that existed in this strange place. The girl was not too behind the Indigo Orb. She miraculously kept close to the orb. Her movements weren’t weighed down by anything and she traveled faster than the fastest creature known to man. But how was this possible for a young girl? The orb and girl stop upon a crescent shaped boulder that was high up in the lavender skies. There was a fairly large bubble floating at the middle of the boulder. “This is it.”
“What is this?” The girl took a close look and saw something startled her, causing her fall to backwards onto the grassy boulder. Her mouth was agape at what she saw. What she saw was flashes of her everyday life that she once knew. Her place of work, her home, her college, her friends, and her family. Old memories of laughter, tears, loss, celebrations, and everything inbetween rotated within the bubble.
In a soft, but somber voice, the orb said, “It is time to let this go.” Those words made the girl’s stomach drop lower than ever before. Her heart started to feel heavy and it hurt, greatly.
“What do you mean by let this go spirit orb?”
“It’s time to let this go.”
“You don’t mean… pop it, do you?” She looked back at the orb and then at the orb. The girl’s heart began to race and she felt an uncontrollable sense of panic. It ran through her body like watercolor paint within a fresh drop of water.
“No. I won’t do it!” With that she fell onto the ground in pure agony. This was far worse than the pain she felt on the solid surface of the water in the beginning. The pain was throbbing pins and needles that permeated through her entire being. It paralyzed her to the ground and she could not move.
“If you do not let it go, the pain within your body and soul will only get worse.”
“But everything I know and love will go away! And I don’t want it to go away!” She cried harder than any time she has cried in her entire existence. It was as deep as her pain, if not deeper. A deep soul cry that echoed through the stars. She couldn’t explain where this feeling was coming from and why, but what she did know was this pain came from somewhere.
“Come now, that is far from the truth! Just because you let go of something, doesn’t mean that it is gone forever.”
“Will I die if I do this? Will I forget everything?” All of the faces of people she loved dearly pressed their faces against the inside of the bubble, except for one that was especially significant to her. However, she couldn’t quite remember who. At the time it just truly didn’t matter anymore.
“No you will not. I will help you up so you can pierce this bubble.” The orb lifted the pain from the girl’s body and she was finally able to rise to her feet. Tears rolled down her warm tender cheeks and every part of her body was stiff and achy. She looked at the bubble again and saw that the inside of it turned cloudy and gray. Screaming and crying eminated from the bubble, begging the girl not to touch it. “All you need to do is touch it and it will burst. It will be a bit overwhelming, possibly scary when you do it, but I can assure you that the feeling will be gone within a few moments.”
“Okay.” The girl took a deep breath and walked up to the bubble. The screams and cries got louder, nearly ear shattering loud. The girl took another deep breath, closed her eyes, then touched the bubble with her right hand. A massive ‘NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO’ eminated from the bubble as it burst. A massive wave of wind from the bubble knocked the girl to her knees. Silence replaced the screams. The bubble was gone, and so was everything that flashed before her eyes. The girl’s mind went completely blank. She covered her face with her hands and cried once more. The orb floated to her face and surrounded her body with light.
“It will be alright dear girl. It’s over.” The light surrounded the girl turned into a bubble of infinite light. The light made her feel like she was being carressed by the softest being that ever existed. With each tear that dropped, an ounce of pain dissipated from her body. However, she didn’t feel a sense of relief for several minutes until something cold and wet nudged at her hands. It kept nudging at her hands until the girl removed her hands from her face. A familiar friendly face appeared in front of her eyes.
“Feather!!!!!!” She tightly grabbed onto the glowing white puppy and held on for dear life. “I thought that you were gone!” She backed away at an arm’s length to get a closer look at her beloved friend. The puppy tilted his head and smiled. She hugged the puppy again and gave her a kiss on the cheek. The puppy began to relentlessly lick her face until the tears were gone. “So, it’s not over?”
“It has only just begun dear girl. And the best part is, you have a friendly face to join you on this new journey.”
Heya! How are you doing this week? Whether its rough or wonderful, why not take a moment and enjoy some funnies? It’s time to take a break from everyday worries and bring on the funnies! Sit back, relax, and enjoy! =)
No touchy touchy… guard dogs on site.
Wtf man??? That ain’t right!
Uh oh! Who’s in the doghouse now???
First your late, now you’ve been petting another dog??? Oooooo you’re gonna get it now!
Kinky? No…. awkward… get this thing off of me!
Doge for president!!!!!! Woo woo woo!!!!
Can you tell how much fun I am having? I’m having a ball.
How dare you trick me? Ohhhh you’re going to get it now! Say goodbye to your brand new slippers.
I need oxygen!! *sprays febreeze frantically*
Have a wonderful day, evening, or afternoon wherever you are! Don’t work too hard. 😉
Hello my dear friends! I hope you are all having a nice evening with a hot cup of tea or hot cocoa.
First off, I want apologize for the lack of posts! Writer’s block has plagued as well as the demands of school (I’m graduating with my AA in Art this Spring). It’s pretty exciting, but no excuse for the slowdown of the posts of my journey.
I WILL be bringing more positivity, funnies, and of course, more horror related posts and stories! There will be more creature features coming soon! Expect to see more posts about creepypasta narrators, small youtubers, writers, and artists. Also, expect to see more posts featuring small charities and fundraisers that desperately need support.
Thank you all for your love and support! I hope you all have a wonderful evening. =)
Everyone has their own idea of what kinds of stimuli brings on the tingles for them. Perhaps we all have similar things that cause us to get those tingles. Do any of these things cause you to get the warm fuzzies or tingles in the back of your neck and spine?:
Sometimes, life can be n absolute pain in the ass. Why not add some humor to add some comfort to the madness? Any little bit of positivity wouldn’t hurt, right???
Oh god, here we go again… more corny jokes??? How is this madness possible??? Anyway… Alright! Here we go!
This is what happens when you add some spice to your life. XD
I can’t eat an ‘I scream cone’…
Uh oh… poor feller…
God help us all…
Wait, pencil factories exist?
We are all doomed…
Stuffing is the cure to the great toy famish! No fluffy stuffed animal will be left behind.
Trust me, it’s not as painful as it sounds.
Bring it forky!
This pun is making me hungry.
“Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen!”
I hope you all have a fantabulous night! Life might not be easy, but it is so worth it.