Positivity and Funnies- Silly Puppers

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Heya! How are you doing this week? Whether its rough or wonderful, why not take a moment and enjoy some funnies? It’s time to take a break from everyday worries and bring on the funnies! Sit back, relax, and enjoy! =)

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No touchy touchy… guard dogs on site.

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Wtf man??? That ain’t right!

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Uh oh! Who’s in the doghouse now???

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First your late, now you’ve been petting another dog??? Oooooo you’re gonna get it now!

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Kinky? No…. awkward… get this thing off of me!

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Doge for president!!!!!! Woo woo woo!!!!

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Can you tell how much fun I am having? I’m having a ball.

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How dare you trick me? Ohhhh you’re going to get it now! Say goodbye to your brand new slippers.

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I need oxygen!! *sprays febreeze frantically*


Have a wonderful day, evening, or afternoon wherever you are! Don’t work too hard. 😉

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Update: Apologies for the lack of posts & More stuff to come

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Hello my dear friends! I hope you are all having a nice evening with a hot cup of tea or hot cocoa.

First off, I want apologize for the lack of posts! Writer’s block has plagued as well as the demands of school (I’m graduating with my AA in Art this Spring). It’s pretty exciting, but no excuse for the slowdown of the posts of my journey.

I WILL be bringing more positivity, funnies, and of course, more horror related posts and stories! There will be more creature features coming soon! Expect to see more posts about creepypasta narrators, small youtubers, writers, and artists. Also, expect to see more posts featuring small charities and fundraisers that desperately need support.

Thank you all for your love and support! I hope you all have a wonderful evening. =)

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15 of the Best Sensations in the World

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Everyone has their own idea of what kinds of stimuli brings on the tingles for them. Perhaps we all have similar things that cause us to get those tingles. Do any of these things cause you to get the warm fuzzies or tingles in the back of your neck and spine?:

  1. Feeling the soft tingles in your neck and shoulders from someone gently scratching your back.
  2. Inhaling the sweet smell of freshly made tea/coffee.
  3. Drinking ice cold water on a scorching hot day. 
  4. Getting a manicure/pedicure.
  5. Giving/receiving a hug from a friend or loved one.
  6. Snuggling on the couch or bed with your dog/cat.
  7. Biting into a melty chocolate chip cookie fresh from the oven.
  8. Walking into a candle shop and smelling all of the wonderful candles.
  9. Stepping into a hot and steamy shower after a long day.
  10. Stepping foot into a cafe or restaurant with the sweet aroma of food.
  11. Listening to the sound of rain gently tapping on the window.
  12. Hopping into a freshly made bed.
  13. Sitting outside in the warm mid-day sun.
  14. Stepping outside in the morning on a autumn day and taking a deep breath in the cool breeze.
  15. Falling into a deep meditation.

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Weekly Funnies- The Corny Jokes Will NEVER End

 

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 Sometimes, life can be n absolute pain in the ass. Why not add some humor to add some comfort to the madness? Any little bit of positivity wouldn’t hurt, right???

Oh god, here we go again… more corny jokes??? How is this madness possible??? Anyway… Alright! Here we go!

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This is what happens when you add some spice to your life. XD

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I can’t eat an ‘I scream cone’…

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Uh oh… poor feller…

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God help us all…

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Wait, pencil factories exist?

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We are all doomed…

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Stuffing is the cure to the great toy famish! No fluffy stuffed animal will be left behind.

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Trust me, it’s not as painful as it sounds.

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*Bad-dum Tss*!

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Bring it forky!

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This pun is making me hungry.

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“Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen!”

I hope you all have a fantabulous night! Life might not be easy, but it is so worth it.

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Weekly Funnies- What? MORE Corny Jokes?

Here we go again folks! And you thought there couldn’t be anymore corny jokes… Haha! Bring on the funnies. I mean, bring on the really corny funnies!  3… 2… 1… GO!

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This is far too cute not to like.

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It’s Halloween everyday y’all!

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The best kind of potato in this universe.

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Awwww… hey, look on the bright side! At least the cow doesn’t need to lean down to eat.

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Hey, it’s not everyday that you get to see an ice cream cone pretend to be a walrus!

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Oh my word…

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Hahaha, I see what you did there!

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A god, this is gonna get ugly…

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Noooo!!! No!!! Anything, anything but the Deviled Eggs! >.<


Alright guys, I hope you enjoyed these funnies, corny or not. Much love and light to you.

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Weekly Funnies- More slightly inappropriate humor

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Viewer discretion is advised! You want more slightly inappropriate humor, you got it! Lets dig in.

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Alright, this nonsense needs to stop right now! Period!

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Jesus christ Suzie! This thing is a fucking death trap! I’ll never use my computer again.

*cough* that’s the point *cough*

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Get it, ‘sticking up’ for me?? Hahaha….

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Uhhh no thanks… I’m turning around.

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I feel you mushroom, I feel you… *snickers*

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Welp… oops…

I hope that you enjoyed the ‘slightly’ inappropriate funnies. XD

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Weekly Funnies- Too Funny For Halloween

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For those who don’t enjoy Halloween or the terror behind it all, here’s something that I know will make your Halloween! Not everything needs to be ‘spoopy’ or scary this time of year. There’s always room for a laugh or two, oh and maybe a D’awwww or two.

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Oh god… not the spiders, NOT THE SPIDERS!!!!

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I’m the pumpkin man! I’m not made of snow, but I’m still just as cute! 

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New year, new cut, new style.

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Don’t text and ‘fly’ god dammit!

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I’m soooooooo KAWAII!!!! Love me! Love me!

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I don’t know how to break this to you but… you don’t have a green thumb…. sorry.

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Awww shucks, he just wants a kiss! 

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Wait, what?

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The bar of chocolate a day keeps the Grim Reaper away!

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Hey! Don’t judge me.

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Smooth and classy. =3

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Most unique support group ever… ’nuff said.


I hope that bringing on the funnies brightened your day! Happy Halloween everyone!

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