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Hey… why the long face!
There’s nothing wrong with Mondays, just go at your own pace!
What about some coffee and pancakes, but make sure you erase the evidence! Leave no trace.
Keep things slow and steady friend, Monday isn’t a race!
You’ve got this week in the bag friend, no matter what project you do, you’ll score yourself an ace!
Happy Monday dear friends!
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I swear that Mondays are not as bad as you think!
Why don’t you grab some coffee, tea, or water and have a drink?
Don’t let Monday make your heart sink!
There’s lots of good things about Monday, all you have to do is think.
People might be grumpy, but it’s really not a big deal!
Wearing bright colors might help; including, yellow, green, magenta, orange, or teal.
In the morning it might help to stretch, squat, and kneel.
Regardless of how you may feel, Monday’s are good; it’s time to get real!
Feel better dear friend, there’s no place to go but up!
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It feels good to laugh.
It adds more light onto my soul.
I love this feeling.
Choose sour or sweet.
Sweet brings on smiles and laughter.
Sour is discontent.
Laughing is healing.
Your soul will thank you for this.
Start laughing today.
Life tip: If you are having a bad day, one tip to combat it is to think about things that make you smile or laugh! I.E. Funny moments from your favorite movie or TV show, fun memories with family and friends, random or weird stuff that makes you laugh, etc.
Have a good day friends.
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…. does anyone feel as unsettled about the homicidal bunny as much as I do? Anyone? No? Well, that’s only the beginning…. feast your eyes upon the most horrifying, gruesome, insidious, malevolent, grotesque, and just plain scary spoofs. What? It still involves the word horror in there, doesn’t that count?
Can I see a raise of hands of how many horror fanatics do this? ….. *crickets*
What does normal mean anymore? I have absolutely no idea…
Hey, I can be normal if I wanted to!
Anyone up for some torture porn?
Karaoke night with Jason Vorhees the stand up slasher anyone?
Oh you must see him live, his shows are to die for!
Yuppers, this is my reality wrapped in a nutshell!
Well… I guess the writing is on the wall!
These words do not lie!
I hope you have a fantastic evening everyone! And remember: you can mix funny and horror anytime!
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Hey, it’s been awhile since any funnies has been posted lately! You know, there is absolutely nothing funnier than seeing cute animals doing weird, fun, funny, and trippy stuff! Let’s dive into the funnies and see what this is all about.
They said I could be anything!
So I became a turtle with my magical kitty powers.
I’m a free kitteh! Hear me rawr, I uh mean look at me go!
Hoomans as just so fascinating, you know.
Do they have the scientific meaning for life?
I happen to but shhhhhh… it’s a secret!
Oh oh oh oh yeah!!!! That hits the spot!!!!
This beats using my back scratcher any day!
It was made out of cheap straw anyway…
Uhhhhhh…. I can explain!
The cat made me do it!
That mean kitty shoved me into the fridge! I swear it wasn’t me!
Going into turbo space in 3… 2… 1….
Blast off!
Activate the ‘jowls’ of flight!
Oooooooo, shiny! What’s that reflective thingy?
*boink*
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It’s here… it’s FINALLY here! Friday is finally here! Hooray! Happy Friday everyone! I hope you all have had a wonderful week… now it’s time to have some fun, some REAL fun!
Why don’t you stick your head out the window and ‘freshen up’ a bit???
Your face will love you for it!
Come on! Why don’t you show off your pearly whites while getting some air?
Look at those teeth, and my what big gums you have!
Hey, why the long face?
I hope you all have a wonderful weekend everyone!
-Alex
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Cat: GIVE THEM TO ME!
Puppy: NEVER!
Cat: Surrender!
Puppy: No, I will NEVER tell you where the twinkies are!
Cat: We’ll see about that!
Puppy: *sigh* this is going to take a while.
I hope this brightens your day just a little but and that you have an awesome Thursday!
-Alex
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