Halloween Memes!! 🎃👻

Ah! I love this time of year, don’t you? The crisp air, swirling crunchy leaves, a colorful portrait of trees, sweet coffees and teas, sweets and treats, I could go on. These memes are just a reminder of how wonderful this time of year is!

I don’t care if it’s the apocalypse! I’m putting up Halloween decorations.

I can vouch for that.
It’s almost time to wake up! *checks watch*
Yummy!
I legitimately wish I had a computer like this… and so do the ants.
Yassssssssss!!!!!!!
Technically I love winter as well, but if I had to choose a season if winter wasn’t an option it would be fall.
I love baby pumpkins!!
Summer = ew
This would be my ultimate Uber!
High nutritional value! 😂
It’s time to prepare!

I hope you enjoyed these memes!

Three Years on WordPress!!!

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ASnowpasta Chronicles turns 3 today!!!!

My, my where did the time go?

I never thought that in a million years I would be this dedicated to anything like this in my life.

I have poured so much time and energy into this site and it never gets old.

And yet, the truth is this is only the beginning for this site.

I cannot thank you all enough for the love and support that has made this site a reality.

I’m grateful for everyone who continues to follow me on this wonderful journey called life.

Here’s to three years and many more to come.

Cheers! =)

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Creature Feature- KingSpook

KingspookKingspook-  When you press the play button on one of Kingspook’s videos, you’ll find that there’s absolutely nothing more ominous, yet soothing than his deep voice. It grips you tightly into the plot like a fish on a hook until the very end.

Kingspook, a highly unique Canadian horror narrator and voice actor has been creating creepy content for 4+ years with over 200,000+ subscribers (and counting) and 21.5+ million channel views.

 

Please check out Kingspook’s amazing content! It’s absolutely worth it!

Kingspook’s Youtube  |   Twitter    |     Facebook    |  Google+  |

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(Keep doing what you’re doing man, it’s awesome. =) )

Update: Apologies for the lack of posts & More stuff to come

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Hello my dear friends! I hope you are all having a nice evening with a hot cup of tea or hot cocoa.

First off, I want apologize for the lack of posts! Writer’s block has plagued as well as the demands of school (I’m graduating with my AA in Art this Spring). It’s pretty exciting, but no excuse for the slowdown of the posts of my journey.

I WILL be bringing more positivity, funnies, and of course, more horror related posts and stories! There will be more creature features coming soon! Expect to see more posts about creepypasta narrators, small youtubers, writers, and artists. Also, expect to see more posts featuring small charities and fundraisers that desperately need support.

Thank you all for your love and support! I hope you all have a wonderful evening. =)

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My Last 4 Creations- (Creature Feature- show this artist some love!!!)

My last 4 creations (20 october 2017): Which one do you prefer ? Earth and sky _ ALOZADE Ahmed Theater of the demons _ ALOZADE Ahmed Heat and water _ ALOZADE Ahmed Fire and water _ ALOZADE Ahmed

via My last 4 creations: ..Which one do you prefer ? — paintdigi

Show this wonderful artist some love!

The Spirit in Blue

192684a88cea21951add7c6aa8745e0fI have lost track of all the days I have wandered aimlessly, eyes drained of tears and body depleted of energy.

My heart tells me to keep going, but my mind tells me to back down, give up.

The dreams of the fallen have shattered in front of my eyes.

Like their dreams, my heart broke along with themI lost myself.

I lost myself only to be found again. I found myself in the spirit in blue.

I stumbled upon a blue orb in the grass today.

Infinite beauty is she. Balanced power adds he.

It was as though the orb was there, waiting for me the whole entire time.

Am I really worthy of the orb’s eternal power?

As I stood in the early evening dusk on my skin I felt something, perhaps a gentle breeze whirr past my ear… “Take the orb my dear, it is yours”. 

A great jolt of energy shot up from my feet through my head. With every fiber of my being ignited, I knew exactly what needed to be done.

I swiftly grabbed the orb from the grass and ran off with it into the twilight.


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Happiness #206- Share

“Every time I thought I was being rejected from something good, I was actually being re-directed to something better.” ― Steve Maraboli, Unapologetically You: Reflections on Life and the Human Experience

via Happiness #206 — emotionsoflife2016

Please, show some love and check out emotionsoflife’s site!

Weekly Funnies- Take the UNI in Unicorns

Good evening everyone! It’s been quite a while since I have done any kind of funnies, but hey, late is better than never! … Right? *crickets*

Eh well, time for a new topic for the weekly funnies. Hm… we’ve done cats, dogs, frogs, crazy weather, and other wild animals… but what about unicorns? NO I’m NOT talking about my Little Pony god dammit. If that’s what you’re looking for then you’re not at the right post! Sorry!

Anyway, enough of this gobbledygook, let’s get into the funnies!

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Well… he (or she, they, er…) is not lying!

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Oh… *crickets* *desperatelytryingsohardnottolaugh*

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Pfft!!! Look out there world! No one can handle me and my badassetry!!!

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How did I get myself into this position in the firstplace??? *hoofpalm*

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“And I’m on tonight and you know my hips don’t lie and I’m starting to feel it’s right! All the attraction, the tension! Don’t you see baby that this is perfection?” 

Ok, I just HAD to throw Shakira lyrics in there. It’s too perfect!

You are all beautiful and fabulous no matter what age, shape, size color, (and species, just kidding), you are! I hope that I was able to spread some laughter and smiles to you all! I hope you have a wonderful evening!


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To My Dearest Death

I’ve been waiting for your sweet embrace for so long.

Sweep me off my feet and free me from this age stricken body.

I’ve been ready to enter the portals of the lost for decades.

Do I still have a purpose here on this god forsaken plane of existence?

Give me one valid reason why I shouldn’t join you in this dance.

I pine for the tantalizing Tango of timeless terror.

Please let me join you in this diabolically delightful waltz.

And of course, lead me to the Foxtrot of foreshadowing my fate…..

I have mastered each step of Death’s dance within the last few decades of my life.

Let these past few thousand years be my last my long awaited friend. 

Welcome.


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Benefits of Laughter in a Nutshell

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It feels good to laugh.

It adds more light onto my soul.

I love this feeling.


Choose sour or sweet.

Sweet brings on smiles and laughter.

Sour is discontent.


Laughing is healing.

Your soul will thank you for this.

Start laughing today.


Life tip: If you are having a bad day, one tip to combat it is to think about things that make you smile or laugh! I.E. Funny moments from your favorite movie or TV show, fun memories with family and friends, random or weird stuff that makes you laugh, etc.

Have a good day friends.


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