Positivity and Funnies- Funny Goats pt 2

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*Dramatic opera voice* Funny goats, funny goats, funny goats, funny goats, funny goats, FUNNY GOATS!!! Part 2! Are you ready ladies and gentlemen? Here we go!

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Maybe both? (She’s okay, she’s playing dead! *gulp*)

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Neverrrrr…rrrrr….rrrrr…rrrr!!!!

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You have been excused!

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This goat is SAVAGE!!!

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I hope you can get this game on my iphone.

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So… I don’t pass go and I don’t collect $200?

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This goat obviously has not heard of goat tetris!

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*takes bite out of shag rug* What? I do too!

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Come here and give me a kiss!!! =*

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Hit it Adele!!!!


I hope everyone has a wonderful day/evening/night/morning… =)

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Three Years on WordPress!!!

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ASnowpasta Chronicles turns 3 today!!!!

My, my where did the time go?

I never thought that in a million years I would be this dedicated to anything like this in my life.

I have poured so much time and energy into this site and it never gets old.

And yet, the truth is this is only the beginning for this site.

I cannot thank you all enough for the love and support that has made this site a reality.

I’m grateful for everyone who continues to follow me on this wonderful journey called life.

Here’s to three years and many more to come.

Cheers! =)

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Creature Feature- KingSpook

KingspookKingspook-  When you press the play button on one of Kingspook’s videos, you’ll find that there’s absolutely nothing more ominous, yet soothing than his deep voice. It grips you tightly into the plot like a fish on a hook until the very end.

Kingspook, a highly unique Canadian horror narrator and voice actor has been creating creepy content for 4+ years with over 200,000+ subscribers (and counting) and 21.5+ million channel views.

 

Please check out Kingspook’s amazing content! It’s absolutely worth it!

Kingspook’s Youtube  |   Twitter    |     Facebook    |  Google+  |

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(Keep doing what you’re doing man, it’s awesome. =) )

Creature Feature- Sociopathic Pasta (Re-upload and Update)

Sociopathic Pasta– Since 2010, a classic slasher inspired Sociopathic Pasta (Sabian Lockheart), has been creatively narrating creepypastas and cryptic horror stories. He also presents well written and ‘spoopy’ weekly “Tales of the Crypt” style Creepypasta videos. He has over 18,000 subscribers, 2.2+ million channel views, and a reputation to bring on chills and thrills with a classic campfire story setting. If truly authentic horror is what you seek, you surely will find it with Sociopathic Pasta. 

Please check out his amazing content and send some love his way! Rest assured, you will not be disappointed.

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ALSO——> Check out this sick book!

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(8 years strong! Much love to you and your family Sabian. =) )

Nameless Dreamer- Growing Pains

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The girl crossed her arms and let out a forced sigh. “You keep saying, ‘You’ll see’, but I don’t see anything! What you are saying makes no sense at all.”

“You’re not a very patient one are you?” The orb said in a very calm matter.

“No, it’s not that I’m impatient. It’s just that everything is so different, so big, so vivid, so colorful and so…”

“Scary.”

“Yeah…”

Suddenly, a luminescent seed of life appeared in front of the girl and the spirit orb. A relatively small moon and a unidentifiable planet appeared behind the colossal seed. The orb thrusted the girl with all its might at the colossal seed and she stuck to it like the merging of magnets. The girl tried to stand up, but she ended up falling backwards and stuck to the seed.

“What the? Get me off this thing!!!!”

“Just rotate the seed and you will be free of it’s magnetic force.”

“Now how do I do that spirit orb?” The girl said in a impatient tone.

“Have you ever played with a toy top before?”

“Yeah, I used to collect them when I was little. I still have a full drawer at home… if I ever get there that is.”

“Okay, listen very carefully on what you need to do. Now first I want you to close your eyes.” The orb proceeded to float in her direction.

“Okay. My eyes are closed.” The orb sat on top of the girl’s head as soon as she closed her eyes.

“Now this might make you feel a little bit dizzy, but the feeling will quickly dissipate. Now that you have your eyes closed, I want you to envision the shape that you are stuck to as of right now. The shape is called ‘The Seed of Life.'”

“Okay.” The girl started to envision the colossal glowing seed. “Now what do I need to do next?”

“Do you see that shape that you are looking at?”

“Yes, I can see it in my mind. Now what would you like me to do?”

“I want you to envision that shape, really really focus on it. With that, envision the seed of life as a top.”

“Uh okay… How do I do that?”

“Take that shape that you see, and form it into a top. Think of it if you were to draw a picture or make a sculpture out of it.”

“I think I understand what you mean… okay.”

“Do you see the top?”

“Yes I do see the top.”

“Spin the top.”

“What?”

“I said spin the top! Spin it as fast as you can.”

“How do I do that if I can’t even touch it???”

“Envision it spinning dear girl.” The massive seed of life began to rotate in a 360 degree manner as soon as the girl began to spin the top.

“Oh god! I’m dizzy. Holy crap! Oooooooouuuuughhhh…”

“It’s alright dear girl! Give it a moment.”

“Okay. I trust you spirit orb. Whooooaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!” The colossal seed rotated faster and faster as the top in the girl’s mind spun. It eventually spun at breakneck speed. Suddenly the girl was yanked off the spinning seed and a flash of bright golden light filled her vision for a moment.

“Here we go! Hang on tight!” The spirit orb stretched its wings almost as far as the eye could see. The wings, like the flash of light were so bright that they blinded the girl’s vision for a few moments. The duo gently float down onto a large boulder that sat several yards from a massive waterfall. The girl rubbed her eyes and opened them. She was in awe of the new world that appeared in front of her eyes.

“You did it.” The orb said. A jolt of unbearable pain shot through the girl’s spine up through her head and once again she was on the ground in agony. The excruciating jolt lasted for only a few seconds. As soon as the jolt of pain stopped, the girl stood up. She felt her shoulders again and found that the bumps that were once there were significantly bigger. They were 3-4 inches in length and they were much thicker than before. She looked at the spirit orb in disbelief, then outwards towards the horizon of the new world.

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Part 1- IntroPart 2- Development of Wings | Part 3- An Awakening | Next Part

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Positivity and Funnies- Spiritual Memes that Spiritual folks will understand

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Here’s something new everyone! I have some new funnies to share with everyone! These might not make sense to everyone, but for those who are really spiritual might find a bit of humor in these memes. Enjoy!

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Does it look like I give a damn?

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This is an absolute knee slapper!!! XD

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I’m also pretty sure that they have absolutely no poise, like me!

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Are you telling me that I need new glasses??? No way.

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How???? Just… how??

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I can’t get enough of that grass man! It’s dope!

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We have been saying it all wrong ladies and gentlemen!!

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Hell yeah!!! Like a boss! =D

Namaste *ahem* NERD-maste everyone!

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Long Time No See

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Hey everyone! I just wanted to say hello and I’m hoping that all is well!! I have had my head in the sand, (well more like books) with school lately. Finals are coming up next week (Thank god). After Wednesday I will be going on summer break! I really do appreciate all of the love and support that everyone has been giving me lately. 

Also, a very very very BIG thank you to those who continue to stick by me during this adventure. =3 Soon I will have my head out of the sand (books) and will be bringing more content to you soon! 

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