

I don’t care if it’s the apocalypse! I’m putting up Halloween decorations.











I hope you enjoyed these memes!
I don’t care if it’s the apocalypse! I’m putting up Halloween decorations.
I hope you enjoyed these memes!
We’re almost done with 2020 and boy it’s been a year for the history books. What is desperately needed now is some positivity and funnies! The holidays are finally here so you know what that means, holiday memes! Let’s get started on some holiday funnies!
Ouch! I have to admit that it’s National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation pretty right?
Why give away a perfectly good brick?
Hey! That’s not Santa, quick! Hide the cookies, it’s a trash panda!
One of them is cuter and definitely funnier than the other. I’d rather have the lizard than the boxed whatever hahaha.
“Don’t lie! You have an extra batch of cookies for Santa paws, right?”
Haters gonna hate and I’m gonna ice skate!
I thought this was supposed to be a quick gig Martha!
I hope y’all enjoyed these festive funnies! I also hope that everyone has a wonderful day!
Last night I dreamt that I was put into an asymmetric, geometric like place that was filled with puzzle pieces that glowed in the dark with neon colors. I was very confused to where I was or why I was here in this odd looking room. There were other people in the room with me. They looked familiar, but I could not remember the names and faces because the colorful neon colors and shapes was too distracting for me.
Suddenly, I was teleported into a laboratory that had an hourglass that I had to fill and balance with honey. There was a hole-like indentation in the middle of the hourglass that I had to watch out for. The honey acted like neon-color changing lava that felt so scalding hot to the touch. I stood over a table full of beakers, test tubes, crystals, and all kinds of fascinating gadgets. I could swear I could see a night sky in the background.
Someone was trying to grab my attention while I was finishing up with the honey. They seemed strange yet familiar to me. They came to get me from the lab and I was walked back into the room that I thought I was in before, but it was a different kind of room which turned out to be a rotating box. The outside of the box was broken yet attached and had to be rotated around to be fit back into place. As the pieces rotated, grains of sugar softly crumbled from the edges of the pieces of the puzzle like box contraption.
As soon as I was able to fix the box contraption (barely), I was teleported back into the original room that I found myself in. Everyone in that room seemed hysterical that I disappeared. I turned to my left and saw a circular, geometric piece with a image of a feminine monk figure sitting in the middle of it. The monk turned into a seed-tree of life shape. The people in the room with me kept trying to get my attention, but I could not help but feel pulled towards the piece I was looking at. I felt as though I couldn’t let anyone grab my attention away from whatever was going on at this moment in time. After this, I woke up.
I have had dreams similar to this before, but not this detailed.
*Dramatic opera voice* Funny goats, funny goats, funny goats, funny goats, funny goats, FUNNY GOATS!!! Part 2! Are you ready ladies and gentlemen? Here we go!
Maybe both? (She’s okay, she’s playing dead! *gulp*)
Neverrrrr…rrrrr….rrrrr…rrrr!!!!
You have been excused!
This goat is SAVAGE!!!
I hope you can get this game on my iphone.
So… I don’t pass go and I don’t collect $200?
This goat obviously has not heard of goat tetris!
*takes bite out of shag rug* What? I do too!
Come here and give me a kiss!!! =*
Hit it Adele!!!!
I hope everyone has a wonderful day/evening/night/morning… =)
ASnowpasta Chronicles turns 3 today!!!!
My, my where did the time go?
I never thought that in a million years I would be this dedicated to anything like this in my life.
I have poured so much time and energy into this site and it never gets old.
And yet, the truth is this is only the beginning for this site.
I cannot thank you all enough for the love and support that has made this site a reality.
I’m grateful for everyone who continues to follow me on this wonderful journey called life.
Here’s to three years and many more to come.
Cheers! =)
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The girl crossed her arms and let out a forced sigh. “You keep saying, ‘You’ll see’, but I don’t see anything! What you are saying makes no sense at all.”
“You’re not a very patient one are you?” The orb said in a very calm matter.
“No, it’s not that I’m impatient. It’s just that everything is so different, so big, so vivid, so colorful and so…”
“Scary.”
“Yeah…”
Suddenly, a luminescent seed of life appeared in front of the girl and the spirit orb. A relatively small moon and a unidentifiable planet appeared behind the colossal seed. The orb thrusted the girl with all its might at the colossal seed and she stuck to it like the merging of magnets. The girl tried to stand up, but she ended up falling backwards and stuck to the seed.
“What the? Get me off this thing!!!!”
“Just rotate the seed and you will be free of it’s magnetic force.”
“Now how do I do that spirit orb?” The girl said in a impatient tone.
“Have you ever played with a toy top before?”
“Yeah, I used to collect them when I was little. I still have a full drawer at home… if I ever get there that is.”
“Okay, listen very carefully on what you need to do. Now first I want you to close your eyes.” The orb proceeded to float in her direction.
“Okay. My eyes are closed.” The orb sat on top of the girl’s head as soon as she closed her eyes.
“Now this might make you feel a little bit dizzy, but the feeling will quickly dissipate. Now that you have your eyes closed, I want you to envision the shape that you are stuck to as of right now. The shape is called ‘The Seed of Life.'”
“Okay.” The girl started to envision the colossal glowing seed. “Now what do I need to do next?”
“Do you see that shape that you are looking at?”
“Yes, I can see it in my mind. Now what would you like me to do?”
“I want you to envision that shape, really really focus on it. With that, envision the seed of life as a top.”
“Uh okay… How do I do that?”
“Take that shape that you see, and form it into a top. Think of it if you were to draw a picture or make a sculpture out of it.”
“I think I understand what you mean… okay.”
“Do you see the top?”
“Yes I do see the top.”
“Spin the top.”
“What?”
“I said spin the top! Spin it as fast as you can.”
“How do I do that if I can’t even touch it???”
“Envision it spinning dear girl.” The massive seed of life began to rotate in a 360 degree manner as soon as the girl began to spin the top.
“Oh god! I’m dizzy. Holy crap! Oooooooouuuuughhhh…”
“It’s alright dear girl! Give it a moment.”
“Okay. I trust you spirit orb. Whooooaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!” The colossal seed rotated faster and faster as the top in the girl’s mind spun. It eventually spun at breakneck speed. Suddenly the girl was yanked off the spinning seed and a flash of bright golden light filled her vision for a moment.
“Here we go! Hang on tight!” The spirit orb stretched its wings almost as far as the eye could see. The wings, like the flash of light were so bright that they blinded the girl’s vision for a few moments. The duo gently float down onto a large boulder that sat several yards from a massive waterfall. The girl rubbed her eyes and opened them. She was in awe of the new world that appeared in front of her eyes.
“You did it.” The orb said. A jolt of unbearable pain shot through the girl’s spine up through her head and once again she was on the ground in agony. The excruciating jolt lasted for only a few seconds. As soon as the jolt of pain stopped, the girl stood up. She felt her shoulders again and found that the bumps that were once there were significantly bigger. They were 3-4 inches in length and they were much thicker than before. She looked at the spirit orb in disbelief, then outwards towards the horizon of the new world.
Part 1- Intro | Part 2- Development of Wings | Part 3- An Awakening | Next Part
Here’s something new everyone! I have some new funnies to share with everyone! These might not make sense to everyone, but for those who are really spiritual might find a bit of humor in these memes. Enjoy!
Does it look like I give a damn?
This is an absolute knee slapper!!! XD
I’m also pretty sure that they have absolutely no poise, like me!
Are you telling me that I need new glasses??? No way.
How???? Just… how??
I can’t get enough of that grass man! It’s dope!
We have been saying it all wrong ladies and gentlemen!!
Hell yeah!!! Like a boss! =D
Namaste *ahem* NERD-maste everyone!
Hey everyone! I just wanted to say hello and I’m hoping that all is well!! I have had my head in the sand, (well more like books) with school lately. Finals are coming up next week (Thank god). After Wednesday I will be going on summer break! I really do appreciate all of the love and support that everyone has been giving me lately.
Also, a very very very BIG thank you to those who continue to stick by me during this adventure. =3 Soon I will have my head out of the sand (books) and will be bringing more content to you soon!