Positivity and Funnies: Zombies!!!!

With how everything has been over the past few months, why not share a few laughs with a few zombie memes? It’s silly, horror themed for the horror fam, and some of them are just so darn cute! Let’s take a moment from the stressful news and brighten up your day with something silly (possibly bringing things that were once dead in the meme world… double the undead process!!)

Good god the myth of hungry zombie kitties are true! Feed them on time or else! 😱
Do you ever get that spine tingling (or in this case ‘munching’ feeling) that something is watching you?
Look on the bright side, at least we will all be eaten equally in the zombie apocalypse. There will be no need for protests on food chain discrimination here!
I thought that death was supposed to look scary…
Here’s an interesting game: you can only pick three things in your home that you can use during the zombie apocalypse. Will you start off as the people on top, or as the people on the bottom? The choice is yours!
The undead MUST have a sense of fashion! Do you still take selfies?

Oh no honey this has nothing to do with bath salts… the first step to recovery is acceptance and you must accept that you are a zombie. 😂

Who keeps calm anymore????? I don’t!!!

I hope you enjoyed this short bit of funnies! Stay safe and have a wonderful evening.

Positivity and Funnies: Random Funnies

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What in God’s name is that?? Don’t be surprised if you find yourself saying that a few times on this post. I ran across these beauties randomly and I thought they were worth a share!

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I’m not sure if this is the same fork in the road that was mentioned in that famous Robert Frost poem. (Yes I’m being facetious)

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Can anyone imagine all the things that can get done in two extra days added to the week??? Wow, these store owners must be time wizards!!

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Uh… I think it might be best to leave the potential psychopath on the other side of that fence alone… *gulp*

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Would this be better to use than Silly String or worse?

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So… this is what Thor’s weapon is made of?

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History has repeated itself!

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Well, the bird is technically ‘chilling’.

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Life IS a video game!

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Uh… kinky? 0.o

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This is proof that there are damn half asses at work!

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Oh really? I had no idea!

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Hell yeah! Bring it!

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For God’s sake, close that damn door! Its going to scare the kids! XD

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Let me know when you see it!

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Oops…

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You can’t be too careful!

(credit _youhadonejob1 via Twitter)

I hope you enjoyed this extra long funnies post! I hope everyone has a nice day/night.

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Three Years on WordPress!!!

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ASnowpasta Chronicles turns 3 today!!!!

My, my where did the time go?

I never thought that in a million years I would be this dedicated to anything like this in my life.

I have poured so much time and energy into this site and it never gets old.

And yet, the truth is this is only the beginning for this site.

I cannot thank you all enough for the love and support that has made this site a reality.

I’m grateful for everyone who continues to follow me on this wonderful journey called life.

Here’s to three years and many more to come.

Cheers! =)

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15 of the Best Sensations in the World

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Everyone has their own idea of what kinds of stimuli brings on the tingles for them. Perhaps we all have similar things that cause us to get those tingles. Do any of these things cause you to get the warm fuzzies or tingles in the back of your neck and spine?:

  1. Feeling the soft tingles in your neck and shoulders from someone gently scratching your back.
  2. Inhaling the sweet smell of freshly made tea/coffee.
  3. Drinking ice cold water on a scorching hot day. 
  4. Getting a manicure/pedicure.
  5. Giving/receiving a hug from a friend or loved one.
  6. Snuggling on the couch or bed with your dog/cat.
  7. Biting into a melty chocolate chip cookie fresh from the oven.
  8. Walking into a candle shop and smelling all of the wonderful candles.
  9. Stepping into a hot and steamy shower after a long day.
  10. Stepping foot into a cafe or restaurant with the sweet aroma of food.
  11. Listening to the sound of rain gently tapping on the window.
  12. Hopping into a freshly made bed.
  13. Sitting outside in the warm mid-day sun.
  14. Stepping outside in the morning on a autumn day and taking a deep breath in the cool breeze.
  15. Falling into a deep meditation.

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Weekly Funnies- Pre-winter funnies

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Winter is indeed coming… are you all ready for it? Well if you are, great! If not, stow ahead! Would some funnies make the chill a little bit less harsh?

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“Yeah, sure thing boss! I’ll be there in 23 years!”

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*sniffle* That was the most beautiful winter poem I have ever heard in my life! *sniffle*

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What???? There’s no app for this???? Screw Apple and Android!

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Come on Jeeves!!! Chop chop!

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It’s ‘shovellin’, not shufflin’. Gosh!

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A-freaking-dorable!!!!!

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At the end of the day… a warm butt is all that matters. XD

May all of your hearts be warm like this cat’s butt. Stay warm, stay safe, stay positive.

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Weekly Funnies- What? MORE Corny Jokes?

Here we go again folks! And you thought there couldn’t be anymore corny jokes… Haha! Bring on the funnies. I mean, bring on the really corny funnies!  3… 2… 1… GO!

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This is far too cute not to like.

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It’s Halloween everyday y’all!

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The best kind of potato in this universe.

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Awwww… hey, look on the bright side! At least the cow doesn’t need to lean down to eat.

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Hey, it’s not everyday that you get to see an ice cream cone pretend to be a walrus!

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Oh my word…

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Hahaha, I see what you did there!

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A god, this is gonna get ugly…

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Noooo!!! No!!! Anything, anything but the Deviled Eggs! >.<


Alright guys, I hope you enjoyed these funnies, corny or not. Much love and light to you.

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Weekly Funnies- More slightly inappropriate humor

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Viewer discretion is advised! You want more slightly inappropriate humor, you got it! Lets dig in.

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Alright, this nonsense needs to stop right now! Period!

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Jesus christ Suzie! This thing is a fucking death trap! I’ll never use my computer again.

*cough* that’s the point *cough*

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Get it, ‘sticking up’ for me?? Hahaha….

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Uhhh no thanks… I’m turning around.

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I feel you mushroom, I feel you… *snickers*

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Welp… oops…

I hope that you enjoyed the ‘slightly’ inappropriate funnies. XD

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Weekly Funnies- Too Funny For Halloween

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For those who don’t enjoy Halloween or the terror behind it all, here’s something that I know will make your Halloween! Not everything needs to be ‘spoopy’ or scary this time of year. There’s always room for a laugh or two, oh and maybe a D’awwww or two.

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Oh god… not the spiders, NOT THE SPIDERS!!!!

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I’m the pumpkin man! I’m not made of snow, but I’m still just as cute! 

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New year, new cut, new style.

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Don’t text and ‘fly’ god dammit!

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I’m soooooooo KAWAII!!!! Love me! Love me!

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I don’t know how to break this to you but… you don’t have a green thumb…. sorry.

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Awww shucks, he just wants a kiss! 

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Wait, what?

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The bar of chocolate a day keeps the Grim Reaper away!

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Hey! Don’t judge me.

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Smooth and classy. =3

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Most unique support group ever… ’nuff said.


I hope that bringing on the funnies brightened your day! Happy Halloween everyone!

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Weekly Funnies- Fall Fashionistas!!!

30475fabbf2bb24bc7daff3dfccce061         Ahhhh, can you feel it? The gentle autumn breeze that has that cold crispness that you can feel in your nostrils and lungs. Fresh, rejuvenated, free… How about the sweet smell of Pumpkin spice, apple cinnamon, or perhaps fresh pine? Can you see the cute fall apparel lining the shelves that will bring on the warm fuzzies? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Autumn is here! Sooner or later, it’s going to be Winter!

Whoa, hold on there! We shouldn’t skip ahead just yet. Let’s just stay in the here and in the now, where all of the other looney fall lovers are! Anyway… here are a few looneys who stick out from the crowd!

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Oh my… nothing is getting in the way of this pumpkin prince, I errr mean bad-ass warrior.

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Well it looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the leaf pile! XD

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Ohhhh come now! Autumn is NOT that bad… is it?

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Pedal to the metal baby! Woo!

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This is exactly how I felt as soon as the summer solstice came. >.<

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 Very punny autumn kitteh. XD

I hope you all have a wonderful pumpkin spice filled day!

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Weekly Funnies- Funny Fail Gifs

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You know when you’re having a bad day when… we’ve all had those moments in life, right? If you’re having a bad day, week, what have you, then I think you’re in luck! Maybe some funny fails just might do the trick!

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Uhhh… you know this isn’t a- nevermind.

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Nailed it! XD

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Ooooooo… that’s gonna leave a mark. >.<

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Look! It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s- *thunk*

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Now, this has T-R-O-U-B-L-E written all over it, but that doesn’t stop this ambitious man, oh no!

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Allyoooppp-ooouch!!!

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I hope these fails made you laugh and added a bit of sparkle to your day. Just remember that we’re just human, we make mistakes, and we’re not perfect. So in case if you needed a hug, here’s one to help cheer you up! (perfect timing for Halloween 😉 )

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