Positivity and Funnies- Funny Goats pt 2

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*Dramatic opera voice* Funny goats, funny goats, funny goats, funny goats, funny goats, FUNNY GOATS!!! Part 2! Are you ready ladies and gentlemen? Here we go!

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Maybe both? (She’s okay, she’s playing dead! *gulp*)

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Neverrrrr…rrrrr….rrrrr…rrrr!!!!

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You have been excused!

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This goat is SAVAGE!!!

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I hope you can get this game on my iphone.

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So… I don’t pass go and I don’t collect $200?

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This goat obviously has not heard of goat tetris!

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*takes bite out of shag rug* What? I do too!

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Come here and give me a kiss!!! =*

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Hit it Adele!!!!


I hope everyone has a wonderful day/evening/night/morning… =)

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Three Years on WordPress!!!

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ASnowpasta Chronicles turns 3 today!!!!

My, my where did the time go?

I never thought that in a million years I would be this dedicated to anything like this in my life.

I have poured so much time and energy into this site and it never gets old.

And yet, the truth is this is only the beginning for this site.

I cannot thank you all enough for the love and support that has made this site a reality.

I’m grateful for everyone who continues to follow me on this wonderful journey called life.

Here’s to three years and many more to come.

Cheers! =)

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Positivity and Funnies- Fall is ‘Where it’s at’

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Oh god… it’s here… it’s FINALLY here!!! It’s Autumn!! Who’s ready for some Fall Funnies???

Here we go!

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Sing it everybody! 1, 2, 3, 4!

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That’s right! I’m the cutest drink that you’ll ever find! (And, I’m also limited edition)

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Pug: “I disagree with Mr. Spiky latte there. PUG-in spice lattes are the best of the best!”

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Omg, it’s here!!! Run for your lives!!!

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Yeah… I wouldn’t count on it!

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Well, that took an unexpected turn. >.<

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Who’s ready for Halloween???? =D

7 more days… 7… more… days… are you ready for this?

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Nameless Dreamer- In between

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A ball of blinding light from the sky shot through the nameless dreamer’s eyes.

It shocked the girl for a moment, causing her to cover her face, but she felt no pain.

When she opened her eyes again, her vision was permanently changed.

She no longer saw things the way she saw them before.

As she opened her eyes, a new world was born.

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Nameless Dreamer- The New World Pt 2

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The girl looked down at her feet and looked back up to see a thin, almost thread like bridge with dozens of paper lanterns tied on almost every nook and cranny.  What was once a dusk sky transformed and melted into a blue twilight full of stars that stretched endlessly. On the other side of the bridge was another island of celestial land with a twisted path that lead to a small source of light, no bigger than a candle’s flame. The girl felt this strong urge to get to that light.

“I’m scared to cross the bridge Indigo Orb. It looks so thin and fragile! What if I fall?”

“There’s nothing to fear dear girl. It may seem timid and fragile, but in reality it is so much stronger than you think it is.” The orb nudged the girl’s shoulder forward. “Besides, even if you did, you have wings now!” Feather barked and bolted across the bridge to the other side. The bridge didn’t move a single inch when Feather ran cross it. As soon as he got to the other side, he scratched his ear for a moment, then sat down on the edge of the celestial land and stared at the girl.

The girl took a deep breath and stepped onto the bridge. The bridge did sway for a moment, which caused the girl to death grip the handles of the bridge. Her stomach dropped and her body began to shake. She looked down to see an endless abyss of cosmic clouds and stars between the crevices of the bridge’s ancient planks.

“Keep going dear girl! Don’t stop!” The orb came up to the girl’s side, but did not touch her shoulder. “I’m right here. Keep going.” The girl held her breath for a moment and took a large step onto the bridge and it dramatically swayed side to side.

“I can’t do it!” cried the girl. “I can’t”, tears began to form in the girl’s eyes, blurring her vision.

“Yes you can! You must. Even if it is one step at a time.”

“How was feather able to get across it so quickly?”

“Feather does not know fear and neither does fear know him.”

“That doesn’t make any sense at all Indigo Orb. I mean, the bridge didn’t even budge when he ran across it!”

“Take a breath dear girl….”, the girl took a massive deep breath in,”… and let go.” She exhaled at the end of his words. “It does not matter how long it takes for you to cross this bridge. You will cross it and you will be alright. Let’s go.”

The girl wiped away her tears, closed her eyes, took another deep breath, and steadied her grip onto the railings of the bridge. The girl took a step forward with her eyes closed and the bridge barely swayed. The girl took another deep breath and took another step forward. This time, the bridge did not sway.

“Yes! Yes! You got this!” The girl’s grip on the railings loosened and her steps became more solid. Within a few steps, the girl’s foot touched the cold earth on the other side of the bridge. She opened her eyes and jumped forward. Feather jumped up and down, then ran to the girl. The girl took a few steps forward, opened her eyes, and found that she was on the other side of the bridge.

“YESSS! I did it!” The girl grabbed the spirit orb and held it close to her chest. “Thank you so much for believing in me when I couldn’t believe in myself.” The orb’s warmth against her chest was one she never felt before. A flash of light overwhelmed her vision for a few moments; and within those few moments, a gentle humanoid like apparition with bright rose gold wings kissed her forehead. She opened her eyes to see that the gentle apparition was gone, but the Indigo orb was still tightly wrapped in her arms.

What was that? The twisted road that was once in front of the girl when she made it to the other side of the bridge was gone. What took its place was something the girl would never forget.

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|  Intro   |  Part 2- The Development of Wings  |   Part 3 – An Awakening  | Part 5- Growing Pains  |   Part 6- Saying Goodbye to the Old World  |  Part 7- The New World pt 1   |   Next Part   |

Nameless Dreamer- The New World pt 1

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The girl felt a sense of relief as soon as she was able to see her beloved best friend, Feather. Every time she caressed Feather’s silky smooth face, fond moments and memories of the past flooded her mind. Her parents, family, friends, feather, everyone she held dear could be seen in front of her eyes like as if they were happening within that moment in time. She found herself standing in front of a medium sized pine table which sat adjacent to the modern marble countertop in the kitchen. Her whole entire family sat at the table eating dinner, filling each other in on how their day went. The pre autumn sun felt warm upon the girl’s skin. It felt good to be right there with her family again. She sat down and tried to speak with her mom and sister, but they did not notice her presence. The girl blinked and found that they were gone.

What the? That felt so real! The sun, the smell of the food, the table, the chair… everything! But… but it wasn’t? Huh… Something ‘clicked’ within herself as soon as she realized that the things she feared losing the most were never truly lost. At that moment, she knew that she made the right decision to pop that bubble. She felt lighter than she did before.

“Even though you can’t interact with your old memories, you can still access them and cherish the meaning of it’s presence” A warm gentle breeze went through the girl’s gorgeous hair and followed the wind in the distance. A new voice? Where was it coming from?

Another jolt of pain shot through her body and ricocheted back from her head to her back then to her feet. She felt her back once again, and those bumps were no longer just bumps with fuzz. They were petite wings that were about the size of the Indigo orb’s wings.

“Now, is this what you meant when you told me ‘you’ll see’?” At this point, the girl was starting to grip onto a sense of understanding. It wasn’t a very strong grip, but it at least gave her the security knowing that this is happening for a reason, regardless if she knew why or not.

“Well, the development of wings takes a good majority of the meaning behind what I told you before.” With that, the orb doubled in size instantly. The wings and halo doubled in size as well. The Indigo orb was now about the size of a basketball.

“Oh my gosh! You’ve gotten bigger! But how?” Feather jumped and let out a small bark.

“We’re in sync my dear girl. When you grow, I grow. I don’t exactly grow like how you do, but nonetheless I still grow.”

“What exactly ARE you spirit orb? Are you an angel? A ghost?”

The spirit orb got very close to the girl’s nose and gently bumped into it. The orb let out a small giggle. “I’m a light being, just like you! We might not look exactly the same, but we both come from the same origin.” The girl scratched her head and thought about the orb’s statement. With the bubble gone, a new horizon made itself clear. A colossal planet came into view. The cosmos made themselves known once again as the light of day started to die. Black, purple, and orange skies dominated the horizon. With the blink of an eye, the world around the girl changed once again.

“Alrighty my dear, let’s keep going.”

Intro    |  Part 2- The Development of Wings   |    Part 3- An Awakening   |   Part 4- Growing Pains   |  Part 5- Saying Goodbye to the Old World  |   Next Part  |

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Meditation Experience- 7/20/18

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The moment I closed my eyes was the same moment that my life had changed. I was underwater and was swimming downwards. The bottom of the ocean was not of this earth. It was dark, dismal, and looked like it was a gnarled underground result from some sort of nuclear disaster. Rocks and shards of brown, gray, and rusted objects surrounded me. The tension around me built and I could hear nasty grumbles and growling. I got even deeper and was able to finally see an object that I needed to get. It was a massive light orb that had some illegible writing on it. I could hear “NO! NO! NO! You will not have that! Come back here!” and saw malevolent beings made of the sludge and slime that was on the bottom of the water. I swam upwards from the water and took off. I felt a layer from my wings (I had wings in this experience) being pulled off, revealing a dark golden-silver color. As I began to fly higher and higher, weight started to fall off and I started to feel light, but strong. Almost weightless, but maintaining a form of solid light. 

I opened by eyes and felt a significant change in my aura, third, and crown chakras. It was what I can only describe as growing pains. The second time I closed my eyes, I saw myself performing the same action and saw that there were several orbs on the ocean’s floor. All of them had illegible writing on them. Then I saw myself going into a different area which was a cave straight into a colossal cave with lava and moving rocks. I pulled more light orbs and flew through a narrow exit in the cave. All of my chakras lit up and more weight was pulled from my being. It was painful and intense, but after I came out of there, I felt different. Then I went into another cave that was very earthy like, went in, grabbed an orb, and flew back outwards towards the sky.

The third time I closed my eyes I could see myself and my aura in the shape of a massive bubble. The outside of the bubble was reflective with a thin layer of rainbow light and the rest of my aura was indigo. Next, I jumped through a bunch of dark clouds and stood in front of a few of my spirit guides. A massive amount of weight was taken off my whole being. My guides smiled and me and said,”Welcome back”. I smiled and inspected my whole being and felt the anger, sadness, confusion, and negativity from my body was pulled off of me like a veil of darkness was taken off of me. In the background of the clouds I was standing upon, I saw everyone in the Breathing Zone chat standing in a row. They were all beings of reflective light and they all looked like crystals. The light they were made of interlocked with one another into a sideways geometric shape. Suddenly they shot up towards the sky, blew up, and fell back into the cosmos and formed the stars.

I’m excited to see what next week is going to bring. =)

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