Positivity and Funnies: Zombies!!!!

May 3, 2020 ~ ASnowpasta ~ Leave a comment

With how everything has been over the past few months, why not share a few laughs with a few zombie memes? It’s silly, horror themed for the horror fam, and some of them are just so darn cute! Let’s take a moment from the stressful news and brighten up your day with something silly (possibly bringing things that were once dead in the meme world… double the undead process!!)

Good god the myth of hungry zombie kitties are true! Feed them on time or else! 😱

Do you ever get that spine tingling (or in this case ‘munching’ feeling) that something is watching you?

Look on the bright side, at least we will all be eaten equally in the zombie apocalypse. There will be no need for protests on food chain discrimination here!

I thought that death was supposed to look scary…

Here’s an interesting game: you can only pick three things in your home that you can use during the zombie apocalypse. Will you start off as the people on top, or as the people on the bottom? The choice is yours!

The undead MUST have a sense of fashion! Do you still take selfies?

Oh no honey this has nothing to do with bath salts… the first step to recovery is acceptance and you must accept that you are a zombie. 😂

Who keeps calm anymore????? I don’t!!!

I hope you enjoyed this short bit of funnies! Stay safe and have a wonderful evening.

Positivity and Funnies- Hallow-Horror

September 29, 2019September 29, 2019 ~ ASnowpasta ~ Leave a comment

Halloween + Horror = Hallow-Horror! They’re great on their own, but their even better when they’re put together.

Haaaappppyyyy Plllllaaaaaacccccceeee! ❤

One Friday the 13th has come and gone this year, but when the next one comes, it will be too sweet… (Jason nagging over Michael’s shoulders sweet)

Awww… Jigsaw only wanted to play Uno this time. =(

Does anyone truly have the balls to do something like this??? XD

Hahaha! Hannibal made a ‘funny’! XD

Was it ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer’?

Oh good God in heaven, what the hell is this atrocity??? XD

That sounds like an ideal date to me! ❤

I’m allergic to normal and I’m even a lot more allergic to popularity.

Oh my dear ghoulish friends, there’s a lot more spoopy funnies going your way. Enjoy.

Positivity and Funnies: Howl-O-ween funnehs

September 10, 2019September 10, 2019 ~ ASnowpasta ~ Leave a comment

It might be only September, but does that really matter? Hell no! Halloween, aka spooky season is here! Decor, movies, candy galore? It’s never too early to get excited for Halloween, it’s also never too early nor too late for the funnies! Here we go!

“I don’t like horror movies.”

…. awkward *eye twitches*

I freaking hate it when this happens! That’s why you should never wash your mask Jason!

It’s never too early for Halloween dammit!!!

This sounds like a fun project for the whole family! (Your neighbors will love you and appreciate you for this)! 😁

This is what horror villains do for fun! 😂

Oh my gosh they are just so VERY “friendly”! Uh… Hm…

Here’s the truth about vampires and why they’re not fun to be with: they all suck!

Hey, it’s what I do! It really does work! 👍

If it makes you happy and it doesn’t hurt anyone, then why not? (Unless if you enjoy killing people like Jason Vorhees or Michael Myers… *gulp*).

The definition of Creepypasta can have emphasis and class, right?

Have a nice night everyone!

Positivity and Funnies: Random Funnies

April 4, 2019 ~ ASnowpasta ~ Leave a comment

What in God’s name is that?? Don’t be surprised if you find yourself saying that a few times on this post. I ran across these beauties randomly and I thought they were worth a share!

I’m not sure if this is the same fork in the road that was mentioned in that famous Robert Frost poem. (Yes I’m being facetious)

Can anyone imagine all the things that can get done in two extra days added to the week??? Wow, these store owners must be time wizards!!

Uh… I think it might be best to leave the potential psychopath on the other side of that fence alone… *gulp*

Would this be better to use than Silly String or worse?

So… this is what Thor’s weapon is made of?

History has repeated itself!

Well, the bird is technically ‘chilling’.

Life IS a video game!

Uh… kinky? 0.o

This is proof that there are damn half asses at work!

Oh really? I had no idea!

Hell yeah! Bring it!

For God’s sake, close that damn door! Its going to scare the kids! XD

Let me know when you see it!

Oops…

You can’t be too careful!

(credit _youhadonejob1 via Twitter)

I hope you enjoyed this extra long funnies post! I hope everyone has a nice day/night.

Positivity and Funnies: Is Spring Here Yet???

March 26, 2019March 26, 2019 ~ ASnowpasta ~ Leave a comment

Hey Spring! Where are you???? These funnies are very very relatable to how this transition from Winter to Spring has been this year. I hope you’re ready for this.

Beware, spring critters will soon be on the prawl!

Yeeeeeeee!!!!!

Very punny, right? =D

You might want to read that twice!

To be honest, after that whole Polar Vortex thing, wouldn’t you do the same thing too?

Hey, at least it’s not snow, right?

Haha! I knew it!

Hey, at least it’s not snow, right?

Anyway, I hope everyone has a wonderful week!

Positivity and Funnies- Funny Goats pt 2

January 20, 2019January 20, 2019 ~ ASnowpasta ~ Leave a comment

*Dramatic opera voice* Funny goats, funny goats, funny goats, funny goats, funny goats, FUNNY GOATS!!! Part 2! Are you ready ladies and gentlemen? Here we go!