Weekly Funnies- Fall Fashionistas!!!

30475fabbf2bb24bc7daff3dfccce061         Ahhhh, can you feel it? The gentle autumn breeze that has that cold crispness that you can feel in your nostrils and lungs. Fresh, rejuvenated, free… How about the sweet smell of Pumpkin spice, apple cinnamon, or perhaps fresh pine? Can you see the cute fall apparel lining the shelves that will bring on the warm fuzzies? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Autumn is here! Sooner or later, it’s going to be Winter!

Whoa, hold on there! We shouldn’t skip ahead just yet. Let’s just stay in the here and in the now, where all of the other looney fall lovers are! Anyway… here are a few looneys who stick out from the crowd!

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Oh my… nothing is getting in the way of this pumpkin prince, I errr mean bad-ass warrior.

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Well it looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the leaf pile! XD

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Ohhhh come now! Autumn is NOT that bad… is it?

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Pedal to the metal baby! Woo!

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This is exactly how I felt as soon as the summer solstice came. >.<

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 Very punny autumn kitteh. XD

I hope you all have a wonderful pumpkin spice filled day!

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Dante Pedro

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Dante Pedro is my name. Dancing with my sombrero and maracas is my game.

I’m impossible to tame! Why is that? Well, when you find your groove, you’ll never be the same!

I’m a firecracker, a supernova, anything energetic. Never a casanova, but I can’t promise that I’m hypoallergenic.

I’m always here to entertain. However some people fear me, but I really can’t complain.

I appreciate those who appreciate me. When I sing and dance I feel so free.

Here’s a word of advice; do what you love, and it will definitely suffice!

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Grave Dancer (Companion)

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Many moons ago, a young woman and her pet wandered on the path of lost and found. Lost souls wandered on these paths during troubled times, hoping to find the answers they are looking for. These passerbys would see the woman and her pet together hand and hand. However, every passerby noticed something off about the woman and the dog. Both beings glowed a translucent blue and seemed to be walking on air. Their feet touched the ground, but only just. Some have claimed to see orbs or perhaps wings on the young girl and her pet.

Whenever a passerby would see them, the pair would be spotted dancing, waltzing, or even skipping. Other times she would pass by, smiling or even say hello and her companion would either bark twice, or walk up to the passerby, expecting to be petted.

The young woman was eventually called the Grave Dancer and her pet the companion. She wasn’t called that for the sake of dancing around gravestones; but for the sake that she would radiate her infinite light during grave times for the lost passerbys. 

It was said that the Grave Dancer and her companion would only show when a passerby is under great distress. If the passerbys considered taking their own lives, she would be there. If the passerbys had a loved one who was in critical condition or perhaps on their death bed, she would be there. If the passerbys were lost, she would be there to help guide them in the right direction.

No one really knows where the Grave Dancer and her companion came from, or why she does what she does. Some claim that maybe she’s an earth angel, or some sort of spirit guide. Regardless, she has saved many lives, lifted spirits of the broken, and helped sooth the mourning with her dance.

Today she can still be spotted dancing with her companion from time to time. If you feel lost, defeated, heartbroken, or even wanting to give up, follow the road. The Grave Dancer and her companion will help you find the way.

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Weekly Funnies- cute youngins

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If you have had or having a bad day, then you’re in the right place! Nothing cures the blues more than cute baby animals, right? Regardless, here are some lovelies that will make you want to say “D’awwwwww!!!!”.

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Can I has a hug?

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Hello there world! You better watch out, I’m coming through!

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I scream for ice cream! (or squeal, whatever you want to call it.)

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Do you have room for one more? Why do you ask? Because I’m swinging right in!

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I may be small, but I am mighty!

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Hello! May I be your friend?

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The terror-ific trio!

I hope these cuties have brought a smile to your face and improved your day! =)

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The Story of the Bird Under the Shade

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The story of the bird under the shade goes something like this:

The bird under the shade exists for a reason, but the bird knows not that reason.

He stays underneath the tree where the cool shade resides. 

Safe from all harm, protected from the weather, a perfect spot for safety and comfort.

He kept the shade all to himself and rarely shared it with anyone else, fearing others would steal his shade. He never wanted to leave the shade for he feared that he would risk his own life. 

So he kept himself sheltered from anything that could ever go wrong.

When he welcomed other birds to accompany him in his shade, they would only stay for a short while. The ones who continued to be companions with the bird would often come and go.

The new birds who came into his life showed him there was more beyond this one tree. Warm sunlight, gentle breeze, sweet sights, enticing smells, new adventures. 

As intriguing and enticing all of it seemed… things did seem to get stale underneath the shade; nonetheless he wished to stay under the shade.

One bird came along who cared for the bird in the shade. Both birds cared for one another greatly and wanted to go do great things. The new bird tried to show him all of the great things beyond the tree he stayed under. 

But unfortunately, it didn’t matter if there was anything better out there for him and he pushed the bird who cared so much for him away. 

The bird who cared for the bird under the tree felt unhappy and knew it was time to go. He made it clear that he lived a life in fear, and couldn’t let it go.

The caring bird, heartbroken, flew off into the distance. She perched herself on a branch, brushed off her wings, and flew high into the sky, seeking new adventures and the happiness that follows.  

The bird under the shadow still remains under his tree. Regardless of if he moves to different trees or not is all up to him. Even if he does try to move beyond the tree, he will always stay under the shade he keeps with him. And with the shade, comes a lack of understanding the purpose that this bird holds within its feathers.

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Creepy Cats… Terrifying Felines… Funny or Creepy?

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Cats, cats, and more cats! What could anyone ever ask for? They’re awesome!

However… for the sake of this post, would you consider these kittehs to be funny? Or would you consider them to be creepy? Let us begin…

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At least your not all alone… hrm…

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Sweet dear god almighty! What in the world is that???

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So… does this mean I can’t sleep? Or do I need to sleep with one eye open?

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I… I can’t move… 

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You’re talking about being fed right? Right? ….

I hope everyone enjoyed these creepy kitties tonight. Have a goodnight! Sweet dreams… and remember to always sleep with one eye open, especially if you own a cat.

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Weekly Funnies- Boxer Dog Logic

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 You just can’t trust those damn squirrels! They’re sneaky!

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On rare occasions they call me Gogetit!

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What? You told me not to rest my head on yours! I had to improvise…

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*Note- If one has a snaggle tooth, then it means that someone is up to no good.

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Is there something on my face?

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Please have mercy on my dear soul!!!!

I hope you enjoyed the funnies! Have a great day friends.

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