Weekly Funnies- Monday Madness

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The clock is ticking…

Oh my god it is coming…

Monday! Oh dear god!!!

Oh frick everyone! Look out! Monday is here!!! Gahhhh!!! XD

Eh… Monday isn’t that bad! Or is it???

Don’t sweat it! It will be just fine! I hope everyone has a wonderful Monday and a fantastic week!


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Weekly Funnies- More ‘Corny’ Jokes

There’s nothing funnier than ‘corny’ jokes, am I right??? Well… regardless, it’s time to once again, dive into the weekly funnies fucketry we have here today!

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I hope you were able to get a deep belly laugh from all of these silly jokes! Have a good day everyone!


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Weekly Funnies- Mondays are not that bad!!!

88d2a82777a8e3ed53b3d957557055d5 I swear that Mondays are not as bad as you think!

Why don’t you grab some coffee, tea, or water and have a drink?

Don’t let Monday make your heart sink!

There’s lots of good things about Monday, all you have to do is think.

People might be grumpy, but it’s really not a big deal!

Wearing bright colors might help; including, yellow, green, magenta, orange, or teal.

In the morning it might help to stretch, squat, and kneel.

Regardless of how you may feel, Monday’s are good; it’s time to get real!

Feel better dear friend, there’s no place to go but up!


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Weekly Funnies- Weird Ass Goats & Poetry

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring to you a new breed of funnies tonight! May I present… weird ass Goats and poetry! Why not? If you are weird and are proud of it, this might tickle your fancy a bit! 

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Yes, I mean grass!

No, I don’t mean sassafrass! 

Come on man, I don’t mean to be an ass.

But do you have any sweet, sweet grass?

I promise that I’ll lay off the sass!

I’ll lay off the sass if you’ll give me some grass…


So this is a new kind of funnies that I wish to bring to the table! Any feedback would be well appreciated so I can know whether to continue or to dive into other endeavours!

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The Uni Satire

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Ewwww… omg

Wtf?

Everywhere I go…

People are coming aboard to the crazy bin!

Essentially I am alone within a massive horde of them.

Obviously the little ones are really not that bad at all.

Plus they always spoil me with food, love, and kisses so I can’t complain.

Love seems to be a quality that the local humans tend to lack.

Everything will stay the same unless if these little ones can stay the same forever.

Granting wishes is not my area of expertise.

Ranting doesn’t seem to be helping the situation…

Obviously other Unicorns out there would get it though!

Someone must be stuck in the same conundrum as me.

Someone… anyone????? AAAAAaaaaaagggghhhhh!!!!!

(It could be worse Bob, it could be rai-*thunder* oh nevermind)


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More Little Things

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Do you know what brings a smile to your face? What is it that makes you feel light warm fuzzies in your heart? Do these things bring you up when you feel lower than core of the earth? If you struggle to find the reasons, little or small to continue to press on, may I share with you a few things that might spark some light within your heart?

Warm morning sunlight on skin

The smell of rain

Chirping birds outside the window

A freshly made bed

Sleeping deeply into the afternoon

Freshly made homemade cookies

Watching the snow fall from the window

Long lasting hugs

Gentle kisses on the cheek, lips, or head

Gentle warm steam on skin from a hot shower

Warm linens fresh from the dryer

Ice cold water on a hot Summer’s day

Coming home from a long day of work or studies

So, if you just look for the little things such as these each and every day and you just might find your level of happiness increasing as time goes on. There is always something to live for.


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Weekly Funnies- Animals Being Funny

Hey, it’s been awhile since any funnies has been posted lately! You know, there is absolutely nothing funnier than seeing cute animals doing weird, fun, funny, and trippy stuff! Let’s dive into the funnies and see what this is all about.

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They said I could be anything!

So I became a turtle with my magical kitty powers.

I’m a free kitteh! Hear me rawr, I uh mean look at me go!


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Hoomans as just so fascinating, you know.

Do they have the scientific meaning for life?

I happen to but shhhhhh… it’s a secret!


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 Oh oh oh oh yeah!!!! That hits the spot!!!!

This beats using my back scratcher any day!

It was made out of cheap straw anyway…


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Uhhhhhh…. I can explain!

The cat made me do it!

That mean kitty shoved me into the fridge! I swear it wasn’t me!


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Going into turbo space in 3… 2… 1….

Blast off!

Activate the ‘jowls’ of flight!


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Oooooooo, shiny! What’s that reflective thingy?

*boink*


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