Straight sacred lines turn into cracks in due time.
All the cracks will crawl straight to me.
They spread as roots from a tree spread into the soil.
Everything the cracks impose is unavoidable.
Going beyond; the cracks betray the line in the sand.
What was once sacred is nothing now.
Washed away from the massive gusts of rain and dust.
This cycle will never change.
The lines can never be filled; the breaks will never be repaired.
The worst has yet to come and I am not prepared.
Hey! Hey! Hey! What kind of fucketry is this?
I’ll tell you what kind of fucketry this is… well, obviously the best kind of fucketry!
Now let’s get to it.
It’s kind of hard not to be docile if you can’t see beyond your own warm and cuddly fluff.
Okie dokie. Fair enough.
I fucking love nature!!!!!
What kind of sorcery is this???
Hey, does anyone know WTF is?
What? It’s just as innocent as Where’s The Food!
Who wants to go monster bus trucking???
This is something you’ll keep in mind when you’re telling your kids about Santa Claus! (AHEM! don’t forget to write this down)
Aw, it’s not a Where’s The Food tree, nor is it the Wednesday Thursday Friday tree. This tree is a wet blanket!
I didn’t do it!!!
Yeah! It’s me, myself, and I!
I hope you enjoyed the funnies! Have a lovely day.
Pain is temporary, love is forever.
It might seem long lasting, but in reality it will come to an end.
There is a always silver lining beyond the storms’ clouds.
That lining will always lead to an everlasting rainbow.
However, without the storm there would be no rainbow.
Embrace the storm as much as you embrace the rainbow.
Just wait and see what it brings you with an open mind.
You just might be surprised for what is waiting for you at the other side of the storm.
Love to all…
“Let go and let god”
Easier said than done right?
When things are said and done in the heat of the moment, it’s near to impossible to believe that.
Well, at the end of the day the little quarrels between person to person really don’t matter.
You don’t have control of the other person(s).
However, YOU are in control of yourself.
No one can ever take that away from you.
Peace and love to all.
Alright everyone! I have an announcement! Do you remember the pick and choose horror story- Who Decided that this was a Good Idea
This is going to be made into a sequel! It will be a bit longer than the original story and it will not be a pick and choose series. You should expect to see more about the characters in the original story and see where they came from and who they are. Also new characters will be revealed in the sequel. The story will be going off of the best ending in the series (which has yet to be revealed).
Also, parts of the original story will be extended with extra backstory and possibly extra endings! There is so much more that I have yet to reveal about this, but this is all I can say about it for now. The rest is going to be a surprise.
I hope that you guys are as excited about this as I am. This is going to be awesome. Thank you so much for your love and support.
Being happy doesn’t mean you have acquired your needs and desires.
Nor does it mean that you have to have a person, place, or thing in your life to make it so.
Being happy means that you have made the decision to hold positivity, love, gratitude in your heart, regardless of what you have.
Being happy means that you have made the decision to be so regardless where you are in life.
You always have a choice. If you wish to be happy, choose to be happy and do what you can to make it so.
ClancyPasta: An original, creative, and talented horror narrator and YouTuber. He has been on Youtube for nearly 4 years with two channels, over 10 million views and counting along with over 151k+ subscribers. When it comes to narrating, ClancyPasta has an extremely soft, subtle, yet expressive voice; perfect for storytelling. He’s flexible and kind with others, open to do collaborations and story requests. The stories he narrates differ from the more mainstream creepypastas, which adds a bit more variety for his main channel. His second channel is primarily focused random stuff on internet and politics. On his main channel he uploads at least one video a day and has behind the scenes and extras on his Patreon.
Give this narrator and YouTuber some love!
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Have you ever noticed that majority of the fails you see are outdoor related? Majority of outdoor fails happen with people doing stuff outdoors, I know it! If you don’t believe me, here are a few fails to help prove that theory!
Ten out of ten!!!
This isn’t swimming man! Get it together!
Hay bail riding (more like crashing) to the literal sense of the word.
Nailed it! Kayaking done right! XD
Ya know, there’s this thing we have on our faces called eyes! Use them!
Oh shit! Ooooooo!!! Right where it counts. >.<
How does this even happen???
Monday hitting me in the face like…
Hey, I’m going to be honest about something. I guarantee that if I were to do the same things that these folks are doing, then I’d probably fail at it too! But, at least its fun to watch whether if its you or someone else. XD You gotta learn to laugh at yourself every once in a while.
Did I cross the line? Break a boundary? Crack a foundation?
I cannot see the damage that I have done, but I sure feel the sting of blank consequences.
What line did I break to cause this agony?
Please tell me what I did wrong. Please tell me what I did to deserve this.
I’m six feet deep in pain, and the worst has yet to come.
It burns my skin to ash, splits my bones, slits my veins, drains my blood, fails my organs…
Shatters my soul, breaks my spirit, ends me…
I’ve died millions of times only to come back that I never truly lived, and never truly died.
Everything reminds me of the wrong in me instead of the right. God I wish I didn’t care anymore.
I wish I didn’t care anymore.
(inspired by anonymous)
First there were dogs, then there were cats, then there were frogs, now… lil bunny foo foo is taking over!
Meatloaf mode engaged captain!
The caption to this picture was ‘bunnies attacking cars at denver airport’… does this bunny look vicious enough to attack a car to you?
Cuteness level overload!!!!!!
“Can you hear me now?”
Oh dear god…
Oh my gawd! You better not break this bunny’s heart!
I’ve been a baaaaaaaaaaad bun.
Do I look like the easter bunny to you? SCREW EASTER!
The world would be a much happier place if bunnies ruled it. Have a wonderful day everyone!