You know when you’re having a bad day when… we’ve all had those moments in life, right? If you’re having a bad day, week, what have you, then I think you’re in luck! Maybe some funny fails just might do the trick!
Uhhh… you know this isn’t a- nevermind.
Nailed it! XD
Ooooooo… that’s gonna leave a mark. >.<
Look! It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s- *thunk*
Now, this has T-R-O-U-B-L-E written all over it, but that doesn’t stop this ambitious man, oh no!
I hope these fails made you laugh and added a bit of sparkle to your day. Just remember that we’re just human, we make mistakes, and we’re not perfect. So in case if you needed a hug, here’s one to help cheer you up! (perfect timing for Halloween 😉 )
June 16th 2016- ….
I hear and see the same things every day. Dark gray sky. Gray lake next to a large gray window. Everything is black, white, and gray. I have become permanently colorblind.
I’m all alone here. I hate this place. I want to go home.
I miss my husband. I miss my family. They tell me that I don’t have a family. The white coats tell me that my family died a long time ago. The white coats tell me that I never had a husband. They tell me that I never went to college, never graduated from high school, never left home.
They do terrible things to me. They told me that I killed my family. They tell me that I’m evil. They tell me I have killed more than 10 people. They keep me seated at all times, sometimes strapped down. They give me tasteless food…. I fall asleep every time I eat. I’m given three shots a day, loads of pills everyday… I’ve lost track of how many. Sometimes they hit me or force me to sit down in a corner on the floor if I don’t do exactly what they say. Sometimes they strap me down for hours and have me watch weird videos or listen to weird things… screaming and the sound of nails on metal…
scrape. scrape. scrape. shriek…. more scraping… shreik… T-they aren’t human.
They scare me. Their eyes glow unnaturally. They are pale and have long, black stringy hair. They all look the same to me. They aren’t human. They aren’t huummmmm-…..
I’m going to die here alone. I can’t tt-akke it. I…. ne.. ed to fin… a. way… out- (the rest is intelligible scribbles)
I’M DEAD! I’M DEAD! I was in over my head!
I’ve been stuck in space, stuck in a game, stuck in my mind.
I had to fight for a lonely piece of bread.
I had to find against my own kind.
I lost my friends, my friends to this stupid, stupid game.
It was going to be fun, they said.
I don’t even remember why we did it; it was just oh so lame.
Instead of living, we died instead.
Space is definitely not an open place.
I know this for sure.
We told each other it wasn’t competitive and to go at our own pace.
But when someone decided to involve food in the game, it became too painful to endure.
We’re dead, we’re dead. We were over our own heads.
We were separated somehow, I don’t know when. Why can’t we be all together when we’re dead?
Now we roam space looking for company and bread.
October is here! Finally! Why not kick off the month with some creepy tongue twisters. Can you say them 5 times fast? Perhaps maybe even more than 5 times faster? Go on! Give it a try!
- Creepy cannibals consume raw meat.
- Creepy creaky caskets creak open before dawn.
- Creepy undead cannibals carelessly crawl the streets at night.
- Creepy clowns cruelly torture their victims.
- Creepy callous spirits take form to creep people out.
- Creepy crawly coarse monsters claw away at their victim’s corpses.
- Creepy vampirous civilians only come out at night to play.
- Creepy creatures consume skin from clueless victims.
Did you enjoy these? Feel free to give them a try or challenge your friends with these silly creepy tongue twisters. Also feel free to leave a comment if you have any questions, comments, or suggestions!