Weird-Crazy-Perhaps Scary · Writing and Poetry

Love-bound

e604bdbfe016c84aa2d170a51ac513bfToday is a special day for us my beloved.

We are officially, permanently bound by our infinite love!

Skull to skull, spine to spine, stem to stem, blood to blood…. yes.

Can’t you feel it? I do… oh I truly hope you do!

I feel our internal organs mixing into one entity.

I can see sweet, sweet death overtaking us! It’s glorious my beloved!

We will be together on the other side forever… and ever… and ever…

No longer will we have to hang onto this misery that we call an over lived life.

Ahhhh… no need to tremble! It will be alright! No need to be frightened.

Our time had come my dear, I just knew it did! But our bodies certainly did not.

So I did what our bodies could not do! First I melded you and I into one and used the steak knife to make it one and done!

We have been alive for what has been centuries sweetie, it’s time to go!

No more worries for you and I! No bills, no school, no parents, no silly ex boyfriends! And no silly ex girlfriends for me.

I knew that you would be the one for me the day I was born!

Come join me in the afterlife Hon, it will be fun! It’s not like as though you have much of a choice… I really hope you don’t mind!


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Alex Speak · Animals and Nature · Positivty and Funnies · Randomness · Weird-Crazy-Perhaps Scary · Writing and Poetry

The Uni Satire

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Ewwww… omg

Wtf?

Everywhere I go…

People are coming aboard to the crazy bin!

Essentially I am alone within a massive horde of them.

Obviously the little ones are really not that bad at all.

Plus they always spoil me with food, love, and kisses so I can’t complain.

Love seems to be a quality that the local humans tend to lack.

Everything will stay the same unless if these little ones can stay the same forever.

Granting wishes is not my area of expertise.

Ranting doesn’t seem to be helping the situation…

Obviously other Unicorns out there would get it though!

Someone must be stuck in the same conundrum as me.

Someone… anyone????? AAAAAaaaaaagggghhhhh!!!!!

(It could be worse Bob, it could be rai-*thunder* oh nevermind)


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Alex Speak · Positivty and Funnies · Randomness

Weekly Funnies- Take the UNI in Unicorns

Good evening everyone! It’s been quite a while since I have done any kind of funnies, but hey, late is better than never! … Right? *crickets*

Eh well, time for a new topic for the weekly funnies. Hm… we’ve done cats, dogs, frogs, crazy weather, and other wild animals… but what about unicorns? NO I’m NOT talking about my Little Pony god dammit. If that’s what you’re looking for then you’re not at the right post! Sorry!

Anyway, enough of this gobbledygook, let’s get into the funnies!

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Well… he (or she, they, er…) is not lying!

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Oh… *crickets* *desperatelytryingsohardnottolaugh*

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Pfft!!! Look out there world! No one can handle me and my badassetry!!!

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How did I get myself into this position in the firstplace??? *hoofpalm*

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“And I’m on tonight and you know my hips don’t lie and I’m starting to feel it’s right! All the attraction, the tension! Don’t you see baby that this is perfection?” 

Ok, I just HAD to throw Shakira lyrics in there. It’s too perfect!

You are all beautiful and fabulous no matter what age, shape, size color, (and species, just kidding), you are! I hope that I was able to spread some laughter and smiles to you all! I hope you have a wonderful evening!


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Alex Speak · Special Causes · World of Psyche · Writing and Poetry

Giving Up & In

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I have lost the will to be anything other than me.

The weight of the mask bears too much on my fragile heart.

I’m not a terrible person; I am a person who seeks love and belonging.

I search despite the fact I feel as though I am unworthy for it.

I have grown sick of the twisted melodies flooding my mind every single night.

I no longer wish to hide from the world for it has already consumed me to a morsel of dust.

Dear mind, please let me be me for once.

I no longer wish to fight this losing battle.

Set me free from this disguise so I can finally heal from my seeping wounds.

I deserve to have a chance too…


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