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Weekly Funnies- More ‘Corny’ Jokes

There’s nothing funnier than ‘corny’ jokes, am I right??? Well… regardless, it’s time to once again, dive into the weekly funnies fucketry we have here today!

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I hope you were able to get a deep belly laugh from all of these silly jokes! Have a good day everyone!


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Weekly Funnies- ‘Corny’ jokes

 

There’s nothing better than ‘corny’ jokes and humor from time to time, am I right?

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Are you feeling hungry yet? I sure am! Very punny.

Have a good night everyone!


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Weekly Funnies- Happy Monday

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Hey… why the long face!

There’s nothing wrong with Mondays, just go at your own pace!

What about some coffee and pancakes, but make sure you erase the evidence! Leave no trace.

Keep things slow and steady friend, Monday isn’t a race!

You’ve got this week in the bag friend, no matter what project you do, you’ll score yourself an ace!

Happy Monday dear friends!


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Weekly Funnies- Mondays are not that bad!!!

88d2a82777a8e3ed53b3d957557055d5 I swear that Mondays are not as bad as you think!

Why don’t you grab some coffee, tea, or water and have a drink?

Don’t let Monday make your heart sink!

There’s lots of good things about Monday, all you have to do is think.

People might be grumpy, but it’s really not a big deal!

Wearing bright colors might help; including, yellow, green, magenta, orange, or teal.

In the morning it might help to stretch, squat, and kneel.

Regardless of how you may feel, Monday’s are good; it’s time to get real!

Feel better dear friend, there’s no place to go but up!


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Suddenly

She makes a sound

Silence shattered freely

Shuttered…

Stuttered…

Seething…

Tonight

Is the only night where she can be…

Initiated…

Potentially the best and worst

Potentially

Plumped with nothing but…

Poisoned rotting cotton.

Beware of  ‘it’…

Beware of the shrouded ones…

Bewitched are they…

Bleating our prayers won’t make it okay.

Believe it now?

Believe…

Dying is easier than living

Definitely easier to deal with!

Death is a sweet cold slumber that you will love…

Don’t forget that your suffering will not end.

Death’s angels always laugh in delight with the devils…

She will speak for the chosen ones.

She will sing to the gifted ones.

She will cry tears of joy for the blessed ones.

She will wail in sorrow for the forlorn ones.

She has infinite power.

It’s only the beginning

Her power reigns over the universe

Her being is overwhelming

Her love fills all the hearts of the dead

Forget all that keeps you alive

For your salvation is here for you

Your death is the greatest sacrifice.

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Weekly Funnies- Weird Ass Goats & Poetry

Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring to you a new breed of funnies tonight! May I present… weird ass Goats and poetry! Why not? If you are weird and are proud of it, this might tickle your fancy a bit! 

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Yes, I mean grass!

No, I don’t mean sassafrass! 

Come on man, I don’t mean to be an ass.

But do you have any sweet, sweet grass?

I promise that I’ll lay off the sass!

I’ll lay off the sass if you’ll give me some grass…


So this is a new kind of funnies that I wish to bring to the table! Any feedback would be well appreciated so I can know whether to continue or to dive into other endeavours!

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