Entertainment is the key.
Causing pain is glee.
Illumination of the sun above costs a fee.
My spells can help you become famous and rich, don’t you see?
Just add a hint of blood, a fiber of hair, a shard of bone, and you’ll be free.
My magic shall forever free thee.
Bewitched by one, humbled by two, let go by three.
You will be the more than what you could ever be.
Offer your empty shell and I will split it with giggle and spleeeeeee!
Teeheeheeeeee… I love being me!
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