It-It-It-It’s my best friend.

Nasty to some, nice to others.

Soft, gentle, precious, kind, giving, forgiving…

Always by my side.

No one can hurt my dearest friend in the world.

It has wide jowls, white teeth, black eyes, serrated claws, and a colossal frame.

To make him angry will lead to you being bashed into the dust.

You wouldn’t hurt my dear friend… right?

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