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10 Weirdest Comments I’ve Heard While Working

93199d71abe900e034703bf11e4dfbef                     I have learned that it doesn’t matter where you are in the world… there are some really, really strange people out there… and they are EVERYWHERE! Out of all of the places I have been, work has been the nesting ground of weird things to take place. The strange things that people say and do always puts a smile on my face no matter how good or bad of a day I’m having. Its these things that is part of makes my job worthwhile. So without further ado, here are some of the weirdest things I have heard people say at work. (I have absolutely no words to explain any of the things that have been said except for these comments really made me laugh)

  1. “Have you seen that guy, Elmo? I’m going to catch the red fucker.”
  2. “Hey, I think now would be a really good time to learn how to speak Russian.”
  3. “I hate going to the dentist, hate it. I’d rather walk through the streets naked than go to the dentist and get teeth pulled.” 
  4. “I’m Batman!”
  5. “Hey, you want to know something? Mashed potatoes, they’ve been eating it so fucking wrong!”
  6. “I don’t know, you sound like you have a Caribbean-Irish accent to me.”
  7. “I’m leaving!”
  8. “You know what I think what Termites should do? They should become CPR certified because hell it’s a matter of time before one of them chokes on a splinter from all of that wood they’re eating.”
  9. “Hey, the lunatic is out there… he walks amongst the grass…”
  10. “I’m really concerned about midfield”

I really, really hope that these made you laugh and smile as much as they did (and still do) for me. Consider it to be a bit of an uplifter in case if your week has started out a bit rocky. I hope everyone has a lovely evening.

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