Squeaky squishy squidge.
That is what I named the thing.
What is it’s gender?
I don’t know what this thing is.
It’s covered in blood.
Are those hands, thumbs, fingers, limbs?
It won’t stop squeaking.
I can’t stop looking at it.
The squidge is just so cute!
I don’t know where it came from.
It glows green and blue.
I found this in my front yard.
This thing is so small.
Why is it covered in blood?
What do I do now?
I can’t stop looking at it.
Beady little eyes…
Where is my wife and two dogs?
Look at those eyes… ah…
Hrm… feet.
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