Welcome back my dear!
Everyone has been waiting for your return.
As you know you are always welcome.
Really missed you since you left for school.
Everything got worse when you left.
I always thought you hated me for what I did to you.
Now I know for certain that you can’t hate me now.
Heaven forbid that I forget to do a sermon or follow through on your vile sins.
Everything will be alright now dear.
Let us help you through this.
Let us clean and clear you of your filthy and untamed nature; you cannot get away now.