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Today I got a package.

I know it won’t end.

Just let it be over please!

I just hate these things.

My family makes pig masks.

They own pigs as well.

I have always hated pigs.

They all disgust me.

They have destroyed my garden.

They killed my dear dog.

They have taken everything.

This cult will end me.

I won’t face my heritage.

Nor that damned website.

They ask others to join them.

They have a plan see.

To make the world better.

Take down ‘false prophets’.

To debunk the ‘false rapture’.

And praise the lost one.

The framed king ‘The Lord of the Flies’.

Enough of this shit.

I know this stuff isn’t true.

I couldn’t believe.

I do not believe in cults.

I’m not religious.

Never have, never will be.

But… family is.

I just wanted out for good.

I grew up then left.

I don’t see them anymore.

Haven’t for 10 years.

That’s enough of that dammit!

I will throw the mask away.

Look at those eyes man.

Those are dark-empty sockets.

Ugh, it’s so creepy.

There is one thing to be said.

I’ve thrown it away.

But it still comes back.

-Alex

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Weekly Funnies- Dogs of Winter

The New Year has started and 2016 has come and gone… however there is one detail that just about everyone refuses to face- it’s still winter! Yeah, it’s still cold and it will continue to be cold for quite some time. Snow will fall and ice will form with clumsy drivers two and fro. It really isn’t that bad though, despite what it seems. The winter can be a lot of fun for some folks! Especially for these furry buddies.

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White slushy ices is much for soothing and therapeutic for a dog’s tummy than a shag carpet any day.

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Don’t worry Mom, I’ll get it all done before you know it!

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Omg omg omg this is the best day ever! I love running around in the snow with Batman PJs. They are da bomb!

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Alright, here I go! *ploof* Ah shit I’m stuck.

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Think fast kid!

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Stampede!!!

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You know the furbabies have been out too long when they make a huge tread in several feet of snow.

I hope these furry friends have showed you just how much fun the winter can be! Much love and light everyone.

-Alex

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