I’m defining a new sense of horror.
Watch out world!
I’m a Puggalicious Vampire!
No, a Vamp!
I’m going to take over the world with my mighty chompers and my puggalicious charm!
I’m indestructible!
I’m unbeatable!
I’m…. hrm, stuck.
Mom, help!
-Alex
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