Oh dear ms. wiggles;
how do you manage?
You fill my life with laughs and giggles;
but you sometimes do cause a lot of damage.
How does the sun feel on your fur?
Light tan fur reflecting like gold.
I bet if you were a cat, the sun would make you purr.
Also… you have way too much energy to be considered ‘old’.
A little birdie showed me an overlooked fact;
Unfortunately you do not know your own strength.
A shnaggly tooth broke, but you’re still in tact.
Nothing will stop you, not even jumping long lengths.
Alright shnaggle tooth, you chipped a canine;
What am I going to do with you?
But no matter what, you’ll always be mine.