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Positivity and Funnies- Hallow-Horror

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Halloween + Horror = Hallow-Horror! They’re great on their own, but their even better when they’re put together.

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Haaaappppyyyy Plllllaaaaaacccccceeee! ❤

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One Friday the 13th has come and gone this year, but when the next one comes, it will be too sweet… (Jason nagging over Michael’s shoulders sweet)

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Awww… Jigsaw only wanted to play Uno this time. =(

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Does anyone truly have the balls to do something like this??? XD

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Hahaha! Hannibal made a ‘funny’! XD

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Was it ‘I Know What You Did Last Summer’?

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Oh good God in heaven, what the hell is this atrocity??? XD

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That sounds like an ideal date to me! ❤

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I’m allergic to normal and I’m even a lot more allergic to popularity.

Oh my dear ghoulish friends, there’s a lot more spoopy funnies going your way. Enjoy.


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Long term stories · Weird-Crazy-Perhaps Scary · Writing and Poetry

Deadly Kiss- She Rises Again

I kept my eyes closed as the ominous man pulled me through what felt like being warped through swirling tunnels of time, but there was no time. Not that I could feel.

I was petrified, yet secure at the same time. The man held me close to his chest as we swiftly warped through the swirling tunnels. I held on tight for I was afraid that I was going to fall into some black abyss if I let go.

I felt this overbearing need to just cry. I held back tears what felt like lifetimes ago… before I died. 

Suddenly the swirling tunnels stopped and we landed onto the same exact spot I was before, but minus my body and the blade that ended my life. I will never forget the face of my stone-cold killer.

Here we are dear. We are right where we need to be.

His mouth never moved when he spoke, but his eyes and face would make movements equivalent to the tone of the words he expressed. He did not blink at all, for he didn’t have eye lids. 

Are you alright? 

He put his ice cold hand on my shoulder. It felt cold to the touch, yet my heart felt warmth from the gesture. I nodded softly. I tried to take a step forward to look at the spot I was murdered and I fell to my knees. My body fell like an old rag doll! I had absolutely no control of my body’s movements at all. I was disconnected from myself, from everyone, everything, the world… my world. Gone. Forever. Taken by the hands of a killer who I thought was the love of my life. It was one big lie; a lie that I so desperately wanted to be true.

My emotions flooded over me like the overbearing current of a river breaking way through a fragile, worn down dam. Hot tears rolled down my cheeks. My chest and throat tightened up. I began to sob; it wasn’t just part of my body that sobbed, it was every fiber of my being that sobbed. I was robbed of my body and of my life. There was absolutely nothing I could do about it. 

The ominous man pulled me up onto my knees and sat down with me on the blood soaked concrete. 

Don’t cry dear. It’s going to be okay. Your pain is over and the healing will finally begin. Justice will soon be in your hands.

“How? How is everything going to be okay? I’m dead and it’s all over! How can a dead person get justice? It’s impossible!” 

I cried even harder. I realized that I would never be able to see any of my family or friends again. I felt robbed, hopeless, helpless, and stuck… stuck in this darkness. Instead of arguing back or trying to use more words to comfort or assure me, he just sat there with me. He held me closer to his icy cold body. 

After a few moments, I started to slow down. A few minutes after, I completely stopped crying. When I was still alive, this would never have happened. I used to cry until I fell asleep on my couch or on my bed at home. My fiance, or should I say, stone-cold killer, didn’t have any patience. He always focused on a way to fix whatever made me upset or for me to ‘get over it’. I hated it. I didn’t want to share anything with him because I was afraid I would immediately get judged or hurt. 

You have quite a beautiful voice. My heart breaks for you. Many moons ago I felt the same exact way that you did. 

“What happened? How did you die?” 

The Ominous man glanced down at the crimson colored cement, and then back up at me.

I was once betrayed like you. Someone who I thought I could trust stabbed me in the back, literally. It was an argument over what my once niave spirit worried about, which was money and time. So we met up at a park to talk things out like adults. The conversation wasn’t going anywhere and I thought it was best that it was time for me to go home. I stood up from the bench and turned my back only to be dragged into the trees under the hill below. I felt an excruciating pain in the middle of my spine. And then I felt it again, and again, and again through my head, neck, and lower spine. Everything faded to red and then black. I woke up what felt like moments later in pure blackness. I got up and managed to crawl up the hill with whatever strength I had left. A passerby in that park found me and called for help. By the time help came, it was too late. I was gone.

“Oh my god, that’s awful! I’m so sorry! I can’t believe someone did that to you.”

I had a wife, two children, a home, an ever changing career. It was yanked away from me just like how that filthy creature took your life. I was angry, heartbroken, confused, and I felt that I was forever stuck on this plane. Time went by and I wasted away. The one who I truly believed was the love of my life turned to another not long after I died. My children grew up and they moved on. They were very very little when I passed. I got tired of watching myself waste away. I had to seek justice out for myself, and I did just that!

“And then what happened?”

Only time will tell my dear. 

He helped me up and I felt myself gain a little bit more control of my body. I was able to stand up on my own and in fact, I felt lighter. I felt physically, emotionally, and spiritually lighter. It was like as if a weight was taken off my body. I haven’t felt anything like that in years.

Oh, and you can call me Gerald, or Brandy. Whatever works for you dear.

For once in my existence, I felt as though that whatever facing me was not going to be insurmountable. Maybe, I can stop this situation from getting any worse. Maybe I can stop my killer and show everyone the kind of person this monster really is. Maybe I can save others from getting killed too!

Maybe Brandy can help me. I need to know why he is here though. Why is he helping me? Is he a guardian angel? Is he death? Is he just an ordinary ghost or phantom? What is he? Who is he? 

To be continued…

Back to Part 1

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Positivty and Funnies · Randomness · Weird-Crazy-Perhaps Scary

Positivity and Funnies: Howl-O-ween funnehs

It might be only September, but does that really matter? Hell no! Halloween, aka spooky season is here! Decor, movies, candy galore? It’s never too early to get excited for Halloween, it’s also never too early nor too late for the funnies! Here we go!

“I don’t like horror movies.”

…. awkward *eye twitches*

I freaking hate it when this happens! That’s why you should never wash your mask Jason!

It’s never too early for Halloween dammit!!!

This sounds like a fun project for the whole family! (Your neighbors will love you and appreciate you for this)! 😁

This is what horror villains do for fun! 😂

Oh my gosh they are just so VERY “friendly”! Uh… Hm…

Here’s the truth about vampires and why they’re not fun to be with: they all suck!

Hey, it’s what I do! It really does work! 👍

If it makes you happy and it doesn’t hurt anyone, then why not? (Unless if you enjoy killing people like Jason Vorhees or Michael Myers… *gulp*).

The definition of Creepypasta can have emphasis and class, right?

Have a nice night everyone!

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Alex Speak · Randomness · Weird-Crazy-Perhaps Scary · Writing and Poetry

7 Romantic Creepyku Shorts

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The drilling is gone.

You’ve taken my pain away.

Te amo mi amor.


Despite the decay.

Despite the suffering dear.

You’re worth it to me.


End of the body.

Beginning of the soul fire.

Everlasting love.


I have ended me.

She keeps the fire in me.

The maggots are gone.


Hatred melted me.

Ripped from the bone forever.

Drained of love and blood.


Slaughtered by my love.

She died a long time ago.

I still have the knife.


Even though I’m dead,

I’ve never felt so alive.

Her kisses are sweet.


(Artwork by Bones Nelson)

Randomness · Weird-Crazy-Perhaps Scary · World of Psyche · Writing and Poetry

Shallow Wrist Doctor

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Thank Christ you have come for me.

Insert the decadent nectar into my skin.

I can’t live within my whole shell, I’m not clean.

I cannot return to my kin.

Forgive me dear doctor for I have committed the worst blessings with no sins.

I’m not sick enough for my dearest master.

Rip open my splintered bones, splice my cells, sync my neurons, split my tissue.

Give me more, give me more, give me more!!!

I need it, I feel it, I crave it, you love it.

They stare at me as I sleep, its hurts so good.

Your hands on my head arouse me so much.

Press harder on my skull please.

Harder… harder… harder…

I can’t die.

I CAN’T DIE!!!!

Positivty and Funnies · Randomness

Positivity and Funnies: Random Funnies

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What in God’s name is that?? Don’t be surprised if you find yourself saying that a few times on this post. I ran across these beauties randomly and I thought they were worth a share!

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I’m not sure if this is the same fork in the road that was mentioned in that famous Robert Frost poem. (Yes I’m being facetious)

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Can anyone imagine all the things that can get done in two extra days added to the week??? Wow, these store owners must be time wizards!!

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Uh… I think it might be best to leave the potential psychopath on the other side of that fence alone… *gulp*

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Would this be better to use than Silly String or worse?

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So… this is what Thor’s weapon is made of?

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History has repeated itself!

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Well, the bird is technically ‘chilling’.

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Life IS a video game!

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Uh… kinky? 0.o

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This is proof that there are damn half asses at work!

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Oh really? I had no idea!

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Hell yeah! Bring it!

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For God’s sake, close that damn door! Its going to scare the kids! XD

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Let me know when you see it!

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Oops…

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You can’t be too careful!

(credit _youhadonejob1 via Twitter)

I hope you enjoyed this extra long funnies post! I hope everyone has a nice day/night.

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Animals and Nature · Positivty and Funnies · Randomness

Positivity and Funnies: Is Spring Here Yet???

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Hey Spring! Where are you???? These funnies are very very relatable to how this transition from Winter to Spring has been this year. I hope you’re ready for this.

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Beware, spring critters will soon be on the prawl!

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Yeeeeeeee!!!!!

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Very punny, right? =D

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You might want to read that twice!

To be honest, after that whole Polar Vortex thing, wouldn’t you do the same thing too?

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Hey, at least it’s not snow, right?

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Haha! I knew it!

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Hey, at least it’s not snow, right?

Anyway, I hope everyone has a wonderful week!

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